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I never eevn wantid a sister, I wantid a scarf.
We wer awl owt at London Zoo an stopt off at the gift shop. I offerd to stay an gard the car, hopin they wood be abol to SELEKT A SCARF FOR ME (note lak of 'come bak wiv a sister' in that phrayze). I waz hoping for a stripey scarf wiv ellyfants on. Enyway. Wen they EVENCHEWERLY reternd, it waz wiv a small green thing an the rest is histry. ANNOYIN histry. Annoyin histry rite up to this morning wen she serparst herself in annoyingissity.
Thare waz I, wandering across the bed, minding my own bizness an tryin to deside wat to do wiv my day, wen up comes Dilly wiv that darft Nessie frend ov hers, an sez,
"HEWO BOB! BOB! Want play hide-seek?" to wich I, polytely ignoring her speech impediment (a sort ov preposishun-fobia) sed, "Yeah ok, watever" all cool like.
SHE offerd to go an hide ferst wich is always good wiv Dilly cos if yu chaynge yor mind abowt playing it's a good way ov gettin rid ov her for hours.
I cowntid to 30, (THERTY!), an then ternd rownd AN THEY WER STILL THARE!!!!
I jumpt so hard I NEERLY FLEW THROO MY EARS!!!!
An then they just rolld arownd larffin.
Well, I told them, if theyer not playin proply I'm not playin wiv them wich is fine, rite? I meen yu carnt play wiv peepol hoo don't do the rools. It jus duzzent werk.
THEN she sed I had no sense ov hewmer.
NO SENSE OV HEWMER????? NO SENSE OV HEWMER!!!!!! I WANTID A BLUDDY SCARF!!!!!!!!!!!
Good greeeeeeeeef. It's enuff to mayke yu chew yor own foot.
If yu hav siblings, how do yu cope? An did yu want sumthing else insted?
Bye fer now!