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Monday, September 13, 2010

Goin PHWAR!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: Yes we beat Shrewsbury Scum 2 - nil -wa-hey!
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: No, an thay took me to Aldi, ov all playses. I stayd in the car. I'm not goin in thayer.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
  • Overall Score: 7.876/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well, awl that new-pant frolickin must hav reelly werkt sum speshol pantayshus majic, cos Gillingham won on Saterday, 2 nil!!!! Wa-heyyy!!!!!!

Me an Daddy dident akchewly go. (Shok horrors!!!!) No. Mummy wantid to go to a Tai Chi Sentor open day thingy, an so we had to drive her thare, an then Granny cayme along too. Hav yu ever seen a littol granny doin Phwar! in slow moeshun? It's hilaryus! I hid in Mummy's bag giggling. Then I spottid a few pandas hanging arownd. They liv at the sentor. Neer the kitchen.(No serprise thare.)

I dident get eny pikchers thare, but I did eet a lot ov cayke. Mummy an Daddy wer worreed that they woodent get eny proper tea, an that weed hav to hav sum yello tea that taystes ov balsa wood. But no, tea an cayke was evryware.

Heer is a video ov the Tai Chi peepol doin slow moeshun Phwar! in the Carsol Park reesently:



Hehehe! Watcha think? Dilly calls it wagon darnsin. Pah! I'd like to see them do it at top speed!

Mummy, Daddy an Granny ar goin to thayer ferst clarss tonite. I'm goin to go wiv them. The coffee cayke was my fayvrit an thare mite still be sum left.

Bye fer now, an don't ferget, Talk Like A Pirate Day on the 19th!!!!

19 comments:

Buttons the Bear said...

Nothing wrong with Aldi. Just heard mom on the phone asking dad to stop there on his way home from the office. A nice alternative in this economy.

They do look silly in slow motion. Hey, but if there's cake involved, I'd be moving faster.

Julie said...

That Tai chi looks good fun, do you get a red t-shirt too? I hope mummy and daddy and granny enjoyed it all tonite. I would go too if they give you tea and cayke :)

BumbleVee said...

Don't worry about it being slow....that's actually where the work comes in. Balance.....and core strength ....

My Mum and I did Tai Chi for years...... loved it. Ours was Tai Chi Chuan........

Feronia said...

Hope Mummy, Daddy & Granny enjoy the Tai-Chi, Bob. I've tried it and it's very relaxing :)

Stardust said...

I expected de Tai Chi peepol to dress in whyte top & bottom.. so dat 'unyform' surpryzed me. An somehow the peepol there darnse it owt at a quicker pace. Nevertheless, Tai Chi is reelly gud excercise fer everywun, even grandma shoold be encouraged to join.

Burn it up and have lotsa cayke an tea layter!

Marlowe said...

Perhaps they will be so relaxed when they get home that they'll fall asleep. Then you will be able to frolic all you want!

i beati said...

pretty strange like mine better sandy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hey Buttons, but Aldi charge yu to ride on the trolleys!!!! An I don't hav thik coynes. I hav shiny wuns, but not thik wuns. An they don't go in. Well they do, but they fall strayte owt agen.

I don't think it's nice of them to line up all the trolleys owtside an then not let Bears hav a ride in them. It's teezin.

Mummy likes goin to Aldi to see wat speshols theyve got on tho.

She is a good sniffer-owter ov bargens, Daddy sez.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie, yeah, wen yu becom a member yu get a t shert!!! I sor wun wiv a tiger on. I hope they do panda wuns!!

They had choklit buns on Monday nite :@)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumblevee, this wun is calld that too, but is Taoist Tai Chi Chuan, an the diffrence (I eevsdropt at the meeting) is that it is a bit stretchier. Maybe that's wy they get cayke.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Feronia,

Daddy an Granny enjoyd it but Mummy dident joyne in in the end. She waz feelin a bit nervy ov all the peepol. That happens to her sumtimes. I tell her, think ov bein a Bear, then yu'llbe brayve. SO she is goin tomorro insted (Wendzday) an will hav anuther go.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust

IIt was farster??? WOW! I shall hav to tell them this! Then I will get mor time to eet cayke wile they ar at it. Hehehe.

I thort wite waz for kung fu and goin PHWAR reelly fast. Hmmm. I wonder wy they don't ware wite then.... Maybe wite shows up the cayke crums mor.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Marlowe! Good plan!! Yu ar full ov good ideas, yu ar. No wonder yu hav such a thortful pose in yor foto!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandy

??? Pritty straynge? Yors better? I'm confewsd sorry. Do yu do PHWAR?

:@}

Buttons the Bear said...

Bob, you have to use the right coin or they will fall out and not let you borrow the cart. . Our mom's must both be bargain hunters. Aldi's has some yummy chocolates.

Molly,Taffy and Monty said...

Tha Tai chi looks so funny. Not possible for us pooches of course........well can you imagine going that speed chasing a ball or burying a bone!!

Hope you had nice tea and cake.

Molly, Taffy and Monty

Julie said...

Choklit buns!!! Yum!! I'm glad you like my hat :) Nose hugs to you and mummy and daddy and Dilly xx

chewy said...

I'd like to see it speeded up too.

Hammie en Gea said...

Hello Bob! Thank you for the lovely card you made us! We like it a lot! G. wanted to try Tai Chi once but she couldn't find a workshop to learn it, last year she did yoga and she liked to do that.