- Gills: Yes we beat Shrewsbury Scum 2 - nil -wa-hey!
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: No, an thay took me to Aldi, ov all playses. I stayd in the car. I'm not goin in thayer.
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
- Overall Score: 7.876/10
Well, awl that new-pant frolickin must hav reelly werkt sum speshol pantayshus majic, cos Gillingham won on Saterday, 2 nil!!!! Wa-heyyy!!!!!!
Me an Daddy dident akchewly go. (Shok horrors!!!!) No. Mummy wantid to go to a Tai Chi Sentor open day thingy, an so we had to drive her thare, an then Granny cayme along too. Hav yu ever seen a littol granny doin Phwar! in slow moeshun? It's hilaryus! I hid in Mummy's bag giggling. Then I spottid a few pandas hanging arownd. They liv at the sentor. Neer the kitchen.(No serprise thare.)
I dident get eny pikchers thare, but I did eet a lot ov cayke. Mummy an Daddy wer worreed that they woodent get eny proper tea, an that weed hav to hav sum yello tea that taystes ov balsa wood. But no, tea an cayke was evryware.
Heer is a video ov the Tai Chi peepol doin slow moeshun Phwar! in the Carsol Park reesently:
Hehehe! Watcha think? Dilly calls it wagon darnsin. Pah! I'd like to see them do it at top speed!
Mummy, Daddy an Granny ar goin to thayer ferst clarss tonite. I'm goin to go wiv them. The coffee cayke was my fayvrit an thare mite still be sum left.
Bye fer now, an don't ferget, Talk Like A Pirate Day on the 19th!!!!