WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Mummy's berfday, yestaday!

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: Yes, we lost to Dover. DOVER! Oh, it's soooooo hewmillyaytin....
  • Simpsons: No. Mummy is reelly lettin me down on this. AN I miss LIsa.
  • Tesco: yes! We bort goodies for Mummy's berfday tea!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Howzat! /10
  • Overall Score: 7.893/10

Well Mummy is now a yeer older an I noe how old, too, cos her God-dorter cayme to see her an she drew a card wiv the age on it, so she is 43. OMG!!! That is sooo old! I noe sum enormuss trees that ar yunger than her.

So enyway I broke into my shiney penny collekshun an got her a card. It's grayte. It has a Bear on it:I did sum grayte rytin inside:
It sed, "Spend yor day in yor fayvrit way" so I addid- "by carfterin a small Bear" haha!
Oh look it eevn has a Bear on the bak!
We had a big berfday meel on the day befor Mummy's berfday becos her frend Jo cayme for the day. This is the menew:
Roast Chicken
Sossidges an caramelized onyuns rapt in baycon
Roast potatoes
Collyflower, brocolli an French beens
Yorkshire Pudding (scrum I had 2)
yummy grayvy

followed by:

apple pie and custard or cream
Rocky Road cheezcayke

See that? It sed OR cheezcayke. HAHA. Mummy sed as it waz her berfday she cud hav both, so she did. An then Daddy did too. An so did I. But she did it ferst so she's the piggy not us. HAHAHA!

Bye fer now,


Buttons the Bear said...

Tell Mummy Happy Birthday from me. You picked out a great card.

My mom says there is a rule that the Birthday person is allowed to have the sampler plate. They are exempt from the piggy status.

mrsnesbitt said...

Oh I am hungry now! It is so cold outside a good dinner sounds just the job!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Happy belated birfday to mummy! Your special dinner sounds lovely. Two puddin's??? Yumm!

BumbleVee said...

Yikes! I'd have had to roll off my chair! and... for sure you always have both desserts...and..and.... you always eat dessert first just in case you don't have any room left to stuff it in at the end!

Feronia said...

Sounds like you had a bewtiful berfday dinner for Mummy! Yummo. I reckon two desserts on your berfday is fair enough! :)

CherryPie said...

Happy Birthday to mummy :-)

Julie said...

I love your Mummy's birthday menu. I was a very bad bear frend and missed it so I have to say a very big SORRY to Mummy and Happy belaytid Birthday. xx I would have 2 poodings too!