- Gills: Yes, we lost to Dover. DOVER! Oh, it's soooooo hewmillyaytin....
- Simpsons: No. Mummy is reelly lettin me down on this. AN I miss LIsa.
- Tesco: yes! We bort goodies for Mummy's berfday tea!
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Howzat! /10
- Overall Score: 7.893/10
Well Mummy is now a yeer older an I noe how old, too, cos her God-dorter cayme to see her an she drew a card wiv the age on it, so she is 43. OMG!!! That is sooo old! I noe sum enormuss trees that ar yunger than her.
So enyway I broke into my shiney penny collekshun an got her a card. It's grayte. It has a Bear on it:I did sum grayte rytin inside:
It sed, "Spend yor day in yor fayvrit way" so I addid- "by carfterin a small Bear" haha!
Oh look it eevn has a Bear on the bak!
We had a big berfday meel on the day befor Mummy's berfday becos her frend Jo cayme for the day. This is the menew:
Sossidges an caramelized onyuns rapt in baycon
Collyflower, brocolli an French beens
Yorkshire Pudding (scrum I had 2)
apple pie and custard or cream
Rocky Road cheezcayke
Bye fer now,