Mummy's berfday, yestaday!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: Yes, we lost to Dover. DOVER! Oh, it's soooooo hewmillyaytin....
  
• Simpsons: No. Mummy is reelly lettin me down on this. AN I miss LIsa.
• Tesco: yes! We bort goodies for Mummy's berfday tea!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Howzat! /10
• Overall Score: 7.893/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well Mummy is now a yeer older an I noe how old, too, cos her God-dorter cayme to see her an she drew a card wiv the age on it, so she is 43. OMG!!! That is sooo old! I noe sum enormuss trees that ar yunger than her.

So enyway I broke into my shiney penny collekshun an got her a card. It's grayte. It has a Bear on it:I did sum grayte rytin inside:
It sed, "Spend yor day in yor fayvrit way" so I addid- "by carfterin a small Bear" haha!
Oh look it eevn has a Bear on the bak!
We had a big berfday meel on the day befor Mummy's berfday becos her frend Jo cayme for the day. This is the menew:

Roast Chicken
Sossidges an caramelized onyuns rapt in baycon
Roast potatoes
Collyflower, brocolli an French beens
Yorkshire Pudding (scrum I had 2)
yummy grayvy

followed by:

apple pie and custard or cream
"or"
Rocky Road cheezcayke

See that? It sed OR cheezcayke. HAHA. Mummy sed as it waz her berfday she cud hav both, so she did. An then Daddy did too. An so did I. But she did it ferst so she's the piggy not us. HAHAHA!

Bye fer now,