WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, March 21, 2011

Good news, an mor pants, wich is eevn MOR good news, issent it?!!

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: Yes. We got a 1-1 not-a-looz
  • Simpsons: No: I don't often get to see them theez days, altho Mummy likes to see Family Guy an I hav startid to watch it alot cos it tends to be rood!!!
  • Tesco: No: do yu noe, Mummy went to a Tesco 5 TIMES in the larst week WITHOWT ME????!!! I shud get her sakt.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 I'm a champ /10
  • Overall Score: 7.698
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

THANK YU ALL for wiggling yor extremitees for Stardust. She has updaytid her blog an it is wunderful to reed that she is OK!!!!! She issent blogging much for now cos they hav to sayv the lektrisity for things that ar most important. I think I will get her sumthing nice nex time I am in town, a nice present to mayke her smile. She is expektin her own Bear cub, yu noe. A boy wun. They ar the most fun type.

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Jerry sent me a nice foto ov his toes:
Wow thoze ar neet flip-flops, arnt they? An wiv thoze shorts, he is reelly reddy for the spring!!!
Thanks, Jerry. Mummy, speshly, enjoyd that, as she haz a thing abowt toes. (Speshly cat toes, wich she sniffs at eny opportewnity.)


AND NOW..... MOR PANT CAPERS!!!!

I hav reseevd mor fotoes ov Bears in thare pant capes, sum wiv step-by-step falling record. Hurrayy! I hope yu enjoy them!


Heer is Woolley. He livs wiv Feronia in Ostraylia an desydid to try a dive off his armchair:wooof!

phew! Heez ok!!


Next up is Bernie. Bernie livs wiv Bumblevee in Canada. He's a FDB Bear (Front Door Bench).

He wantid to ware a helmit for his dive, so as well as bum pants he got hold ov sum lady-bump-pants, for his hed!! Heez a cheeky Bear arfter my own hart!!!!
Bumblevee sed-
'he was a bit nervous...and wobbly.... and...his pants fell down and his helmet fell off
I tried desperately to steady him and get him re-organized....'

'...but, then he panicked...and fell off before he was ready.... it happened so fast he was a blur...'
'and got cort up in his bra...er...I mean his helmet.....'
'acckkkkkk!!!...but, then he laughed so hard it fell off and he wasn't choking anymore....whew....'
'All the other bears had a good laugh too.... and he went back to his favourite safe place...the bench.....'


Beanie sent in this foto of Tango, hoo livs wiv them in the south ov England:
Tango took time to chooz eggsakly the rite pants. Aha! BLOO wuns! Good choyce, Tango!!


An heer is littol Douglas! He livs wiv Alphonse an Snowy, hoo sent thare fotoes in larst time. Wen Douglas sor them he got extra brayve an went for it!!Thare he is, at the frunt! If yu skwint, yu can see him!
Ware'd 'e go?

Oof!
I hope they dident get hedaykes!


Grayte stuff!!!!

See yu agen soon!!! (Or as soon as I can get my sekritry to attend to her typing dewtees agen! Pah!)

17 comments:

Asta said...

Bob
I'm happy to heaw that Stawdust is bettew, I'm ank shuss to heaw about hew baby son. I think the family guy is pwetty woode and fun, but maybe not cowwect viewing fow Dilly.
Huwwah! fow youw pawfect 10 nosehugs.
I loved seeing all the adventshoowas beaws and theiw bwave flying attempts. soo happy no one was huwt.

Bob, I'm glad you wemembew those fun pawties you attended wif me and othew fwiends. I hope we'll have mose good times to come. I get so sad when I lose my fwiends. I'm so glad littol beaws have long long lives
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Feronia said...

Hello Bob,
This is Woolley. I am using Mummy's log-in while she is not lookin'. Hee-hee. Thank you for publishing my photos. I had lots of fun - I think I might make diving off the couch a regular thing!
Nose hugs,
Woolley :@)

Di said...

Hi Bob! Good to know you're still up to antics - and that Stardust is fine. Love all the photos that brave bears have sent to you - big hug to Mummy! Di x

Found art blog said...

thanks for posting Tango's picture!! Don't sack mummy though, you won't have anyone to do the typing.

mrsnesbitt said...

Fantastic Bob - you do bring us sunshine. xxx

Jerry and Ben said...

More grant cape photos Bob! We think you need a Toes day too!

The Teddy Bear Family said...

We may not have been able to pant cape (really - "pants" in this house weigh more than we do!), but we do like a good dive. We dive most every day. Any time someone says "fall," we fall. 'specially fun in...autumn. kehehehehe

And, we're excellent fallers - we do flips and fly clear to the other side of the room. We do recommend flopping pillows to land on though. We usually miss, but sometimes we skid on them first.

Great photos. One question: Does Family Guy have anyone as cute as Lisa though?

Sandy Kessler said...

Bears is capes explains a lot of goings on to me !!!

Casdok said...

Tesco's 5 times in a week!

Pant capers - Grayte stuff!!!!

Casdok said...

Tesco's 5 times!

Pant capers - Grayte stuff!!!!

Found art blog said...

Hallo Bob!! Tell Mummy to think hard about my Pampering Suggestion. I think it would be Awfully Fun if she brought you and Dilly with her.

Little Leon said...

Hello Bob,
Little Leon is sending hugs and snuggles to you and Mummy and the whole gang :)

Little Leon and Mummy x

diane b said...

Hi Bob, yoo shore hav lotsa bear frens. I must visit them too cos i dont hav meny bear frens I juss hav rinkly frens.
I luv all your frens with ther pans and doing sky diving looks like lotsa fun.
Iv juss been to anuver grate burfdy party but yoo no they didn giv me anyfin to eat.
I hop yoo add me to yor liss of frens I fink yoo ar so much fun. Saddly my secrytary only posts for me wen we go to a birfdy party becus I'm a birfdy bear.

Hammie Hamster said...

Nice post! Sorry that we didn't make a picture, G. was to busy.... :-(

Maggie May said...

Glad to see you're back in circulation and sounding fighting fit now :-)
Maggie X

Nuts in May

Rebel said...

Hello Bob. Nope not a spam person. It's me, Rebel. I'm a Bear just like you lot. I found you from Birthday Bear's blog. We've been blog friends for a while now.
I like your blog too and just wanted to say that.
I will come back here real soon again to visit and read some more of your life. It's real late in the night here in Australia. So I'm tired. Bye, Rebs (Rebel for long)

BumbleVee said...

hahahha.... hiya Bob....I've been away for so long and missed my fun friends and their postings! It's taking a while to get back to my regular life after enjoying myself so much in Portugal....sigh....

finally I am getting around to visiting some of my regular blog buddies....