- Gills: Yes, we playd Hereford (ware the boy cows come from) an got a 0-0 not-a-loos. It waz a long way to go to not eevn see a goal, but then they had sumthing abowt Gillingham on the telly, an that was good. Daddy fell asleep but I rewownd it an sor it 3 times!
- Simpsons: No
- Tesco: Yes, I went wiv Dilly an Mr Scooter to get Mother's Day cards an choklit on Saterday nite. It was a late vizit an the playce was full ov blokes buying cards an daffodils. Wun ov them arskt the laydy, 'Will theez be harf price if we come bak tomorro?' I thort he waz cheeky.
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
- Overall Score: 7.89361 (preety good- lots of cayke)/10
Dit waz Mother's Day yestaday. I still think we Bears shud hav our own day. Or yeer! Yes! How abowt a Bear yeer! Yes! The Chineez hav yeers for all sorts ov anmols. This is the yeer ov the bunny, for zarmpol. Then hav goats, rats, monkeys, dragons... DRAGONS! HA! Yeah let's scrap the yeer of the dragon an hav a yeer of the Bear insted!
But I digress....
So it was Mother's Day yestaday. Me an Dilly brort Mummy brekfast in bed!!! As Mummy is trying to go lo-carb agen we brort her ham an cheez, an a cup ov tea.
I cut owt a smiley face in the ham, an Dilly cut a slice ov cheese into a ribbon an a heart.
Re this lo-carb thing, Mummy sez this is to get rid of muffin tops. I like muffins but I havent fownd eny rownd heer, not for a long time. If she wants to get rid ov eny I'm the Bear for the job. I don't see how eetin boring is goin to help. I dunno. Women!
Heer is the card Dilly bort Mummy.
Heer is my card. Brillyent!!!!!!!!!
On the bak it sez BOBS!!!!
Mr Scooter's card has cats on it!!
Heer he is, wiv his new toy mowsie. He got that for his berfday, wich waz on the 23rd. He waz 18, an we red that that is 88 in hewman yeers! -
Layter we shared this cayke, wich Mummy had bort for Granny. She sed in the end that it waz a speshol day so she cud mayke a speshol exsepshun an eet cayke [an biskits, an Yorkshire pudding, an froot crumble...] Dit is sponge an jam an creem inside. But the owtside is exslent too, as it has a Bear on it.
Dit waz a nice weekend!!!! How waz yors?
Bye fer now!