WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Father's Day

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No, still on hollydays
  • Simpsons: No
  • Tesco: Yes, I went to the littol Tesco
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 sneekt up on Mummy
  • Overall Score: 7ish/10

Dit waz Father's Day heer on Sunday an me an Dilly left him sumthing on his laptop:
Mr Scooter nue it waz Father's Day too, an cayme an sat on Daddy's feet wile Daddy ate Weetabix for brekfast.
(Dat's a dressing gown, not a dress.)

Dilly showtid lowdist abowt openin her present ferst, so I stood aside an let her, bein the gent I am. -An it got her to shut up that noise, too...Oh look! Sweets! (PINK wuns, wat a serprize!)
Then her card-
Oh my beads! Ware on erth did she find a card like THAT?????!!!!OK now for a call bak to sanity-
heer's my pressie to Daddy-
I rapt it meself in payper that had flags on it. I thort it waz kwite good, that.
CHOKLIT FUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK my card-THAT'S mor like it!!!!

Did yu remember Father's Day?
(If yu don't hav a Daddy, I hope yu gayve yor Mummy an extra squoze.)


BumbleVee said...

Daddy looks like he enjoyed his pressies .... what fun! And...I have to say...both cards were pretty impressive

Jerry and Ben said...

We made a nice card for papa on Father's Day. Your presents look great Bob and Dilly; I bet your Daddy liked them!

Benny and Lily said...

Bet you made your Paws day very special
Benny & Lily

Hammie Hamster said...

That looks like a happy Fathers Day to me! We do make presents with the children of G.'s class but we don't do Fathers Day with our Fathers. But G. says that she remembers the excitement when she was a little girl when she had made her presents at school, hiding them and giving them!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Luverly Bob! I'm too old to have a daddy or mummy now. Mine would both have been 100 now! But I do remember them wiv love, every day.

The Teddy Bear Family said...

Now, this is mostest interesting. Your Mother's Day is a different day than ours, but your Father's Day is the same day.

He looks quite pleased, but how could he not be? Did he share the candy with you? Or...did you share it with him? And, did you get any of Dilly's candy, even if it was pink?

Mommy fudged out on Father's Day. Apparently, she thought it was more important to spend Father's Day at her Daddy's then to celebrate that Spauld and Ted are both Dads and Daddy is a Daddy too. So, we did what every self-respecting Abearican Dad does on Father's Day. We stuck our paws in our shorts (aka pants), laid down on the sofa with Daddy, and vegged out on TV all afternoon. We coulda done what most self-respecting AMERican Dad's do too, and ogle women on TV, remarking how well curved they are, but, frankly, hooman women look funny. We'll take our perfectly proportioned wives any day of the week. After all abundant bums and tummies are the best looking stuffed animals, doncha think? kehehehehehehe

Oh, we also made blueberry muffins and ate them with Daddy. He was nice enough to leave one for Mommy, but since she ABANDONED us all day, we weren't in the mood.

Mommy says you look most handsome on your Daddy's lap, and Dilly looks beary pretty. Of course, that comes from our abandoner, so take it if you want. (Do you know how much coffee and hotdogs Mommy gives us, when she thinks she hurt our feelings? Affective stuff!)

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Feronia said...

Looks like you gave Daddy some yummy pressies there, Bob! We don't have Father's Day until September here in Australia.

Ryan Lorenc-Haluska said...

Very Nice Father's Day Gifts and Thoughts, Bob and Dilly.

Jerry and Ben said...

Bob, kan we have nother speshul pantz or toe wigglzz day sumtime?? (hehe) Jerry