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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Heroes an nittin an mowntenuss pants!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: YAY!! We did a 'frendly' match wiv Braintree (full nayme: "Tree Dwelling Scum hoo carnt spell 'Brian'") an we got a 1-1 not-a-looz. BUT!!! I got to sit rite neer my all time hero, Andy Hesentaylor, hoo is thayer manager, an a player was sittin thayer too, he waz calld Iffy. It was grayte to sit wiv my heroes!!!!!
  • Simpsons: No, Granny duzzent like them. But I hav startid to press the red button an record them, an then I'm goin to sneek downstairs at nite an watch them wiv the uther Bears, perhaps wiv sum scooby snaks.
  • Tesco: No. Disgraceful! I am gettin withdroral symptoms from lak ov trolley-riding.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid- Mummy is kwite snotty laytely.
  • Overall Score: 9.8/10- purely cos I got to sit wiv my heroes at footie!
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Sorry for blog delay. Tons ov stuff to do heer.

We had thunder storms, too, so I spent a wile under a pile ov pants. A veritabol mownten, akchewally, ov pants. Yu can never be overpantayshus in a thunderstorm, I find.

-An it waz kwite nice in thare. I waz considering hollowing owt a permanant cave dwelling motif in them. But then Mummy cayme to put them away. HA! I stufft them AWL into Daddy's pant dror an got in. For days, they both had to come to me an hav theyer pants ISHOOED. It waz grayte. I like bein an ishooer. I like bein the Keeper Ov The Pants, too. Then today, Mummy trikt me owt ov the dror an took awl her pants bak wile I wazzent looking......

Enyway! Look wat my Granny nittid for me!!

Do ya think I'm sexy? WA-HEY!

Mummy is teeching herself to croshay, yu see, an arskt Granny to show her how to nit, as well. Mummy sed nitting looks harder, so sheel stik to croshay. Granny sed, ok, but I'm nitting Bob a jumper....
Dit's a pullover. They call it dat cos yu pull it over yer fayce. It's still hot heer, so I won't be waring it mutch yet.

Bye for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21 comments:

Jerry and Ben said...

Beary lovely knitted sweater Bob; your Granny must love you bunches to knit you such a beautiful sweater vest. Hope you're having a good summer!

Lots of toe wiggles from us! Your pals, Jerry and Ben

P.S. If you leave us your post address in our yahoo account, we'll send you a postcard! jerryandben@yahoo.com

Di said...

Hi Bob! Great to see you posting on your blog - what a wuss you are, hiding in the pants draw when there's thunder. Do wot I do, get under the bed, it's MUCH safer there! Love your sweater too!! Hugs, Di xxx

i beati said...

yes you are sexy..I want ice cream and payday is not untill tomorrow

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

WAT the?
Hoo ar yu calling a wuss??
Bluddy cheek!!!!
I can do feroshus, yu noe.
Yu mite think I'm small an cewt but I'm a feroshus Bear an an an an well jus watch it, rite?!

Feronia said...

Do we think you're sexy? I reckon so, Bob! That pullover rocks!!

Buttons the Bear said...

Hi Bob,
Been doing a bit of hiding from thunder storms myself lately, just not in the pants drawers.

Tell Granny she did a fine job knitting your sweater. Can't say as I think you look sexy...a little cheeky maybe. ;)

It's OK that you missed my birthday.
Good of you to stop by.

Asta said...

Bob
I think you awe soooo sexy in that oullovew, I can't wait until it's cold enuff to weaw some cool clothes..wight now We'we still melting..mommi just goes coma toes in this weathew..I'm so sowwy youw nose hugs have been suspended and that you awe getting wifdwawal symptoms fowm lack of cawt widing at Tesco..this is sewioos. I'm going to a lake tomowwow fow five days, so cwoss paws I get to cool off

othewwise I'm coming ovew and hiding in youw pants dwawew wif you..at least that would be lovely and cozy
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Shrinky said...

Ooooooh, I saw your bum!! I see you don't wear pants, either.. haaaaaaaaa! Blue is definitely your colour Bob, have you ever considered going into modelling? How's the late night Simpson's viewing working out?

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wahayy! Good to see you again Bob! Good nittin' Granny! xxxx

Beanie Mouse said...

Hello Bobbydadoodle!!! Nice to read your blog again! And your pullover is seriously fabooley!!

Di said...

OOOH yes Bob! Knitwear modelling is how Roger Moore started off, and he ended up as 007! After all, you are a bit of a spy yourself, as you say in your profile......grovel, grovel!! I'm eating Humble Pie here - sorry if I upset you about being a bit wary of thunderstorms. I could feel your wrath all the way down here in Hampshire! Friends again? :) Di xx

Chalkhills Collective said...

Hello Bob, you are looking well. I love the jumper, very suave!. Thanks for popping by my website. Phyth is well and sends hugs and waves a sticky honey paw!

The Teddy Bear Family said...

Argh! You're ruining one of our favorite things to say to Mommy and Daddy! Whenever we show them our bear bum, we ask them if it looks good. They say it does, and then we get to tell them they're pervs! Now Mommy is saying, "See? See? Bob let's his freak fanny fly and doesn't worry about anyone thinking we're pervs. So, gotta ask, now how do we respond?

Also, Mommy is very much into clothes, so we wear clothes all year 'round. A sleeveless sweater is comfy in summertime and quite the fashion statement. Honest!

Mommy is a bit jealous. She crochets, too, but couldn't make those cool ribs on the bottom. She's thinking that maybe there's something to say for knitting over crocheting, but she agrees with your Mommy - looks to hard.

You should start posting blog laughs, too. Mommy rated this a 3 LOL. She had to stop 3 times to s'plain to Daddy why she was LOLing.

Hammie Hamster said...

That is a GREAT SWEATER! You are looking very COOL wearing it!

CherryPie said...

That is a lovely sweater and you are right it is a bit too hot to be wearing it at the moment!

mrsnesbitt said...

Great to d=see you back Bob! xxx You have done a great job in looking after your mummy! What a star you are.

Ryan Lorenc-Haluska said...

Hi, Bob! Your Pullover is So Neat! And the Color Looks Good on You too! Hope you are Having a Happy Summer! *Hugs* Ryan (& Pinkie, too)

Marlowe said...

I hide under blankets during thunderstorms!

Beanie Mouse said...

We just saw a Bear Bum!! Get it?! Bear/bare bum!! HAHAhahahahaaa!!

Ahem. Just thought of that.

Rebel said...

Guess if you had to spend time under a pile (mownten) of pants, I rooly hope they were CLEAN pants Bob.
I couldn't do that cos my beautiful eyelashes would get crushed. and I need to keep my beauty up.

You got one clever Granny-with-needles - she rocks!

Stardust said...

BOB!! I'm luving yur sex appeal under that sweater, who would have known sweater maykes wun sexy?!?!

Darling, pleese noe dat I've FINALLY opened the present from ya and I'm touched by every single thing yur home has kindly prepared for the baby. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Pleese noe too that the Bear yu've picked is hanging onto the blankee like his deer life even tho I've told him that it's ok to rest his paws for a while. Yur delegate is very well trayned indeed. Do ya have a nayme fer him?