WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, September 19, 2011

Talk Like A Pirate! Aaaarrrrr!!!!


Is yu be doin piratey stuff???? We be!

We be a' updaytin layter, wiv pirate cayke an dubloons, an a' playin Walk The Plank wiv the wench Dilly-Knickers, arrrr!!!!!!!

MEENWILE heer be a cunning QUIZ for ye, mor cunning than a wun-legged owl on Halloween. Heer be 2 words. Yu hav to get from the word BEAR to the word WOOD in 4 moves, an changing ownly wun letter at a time. CAN YE DO IT?????


I be tellin ye the arnser in 2 days, so avast!

Now, heer be sum piratey jokes for ye scurvy dogs!!!!

Q: How do pirates mezure the size ov thare ship?
A: In yarrrrrrrrrrrrrds!

Q: Wy do pirates like the Three Wise Men?
A: Becos they come from afarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Q: Wat do pirates like on thare pizza?
A: Pep-arrrrrrrr-oni!

Q: Ware do pirates go to exercise?
A: to the JIM, lad!

Q: Wy don't pirates smoke?
A: Becos they ware a patch!!!

Q: Wat food duz a pirate leev owt wen heez on a diet?
A: Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbs!

Q: Wat do yu get if yu cross a pie wiv a rodent?
A: A Pie Rat!!!!!

JOYNE IN!!!!! Got a pirate joke? A quiz? A Piratey pikcher????

If yor up to shiverin yer timbers, an be showin pirate day frolics on yee blog, add yor blog addy to Mr Linky heer, arrrrr, so we can all visit an chek on yer motions, arrr!

Want yor own Pirate Name???? Click here!!!!

My pirate name is:

Baron Rob Brown Beard

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rob is one of the coolest sounding names for a pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
part of the fidius.org network

Til layter, heer be Baron Rob Brown Beard, an Grayum Farting Cutlass, a' signin off til layter, wen we be a checkin in wiv pikchers ov the day's frolics, an yee better be a' doin pirate talk, or yee be for the plank! AAR!!!!!

For mor info on the day, an ideas on how to frolic, clik heer-


Buttons the Bear said...

Ahoy thar matey!
We be's Talking Like a Pirate here.

Me loves yer pirate ship, shez a fine lookin vessel.

Found art blog said...

Farting Cutlass???????!!!! I WANT A PIRATE NAME!!!

Sullivan McPig said...

Arrrr... Great pirate post!

Julie said...

Avast there me hearty! Happy talk like a pirate day Arrrrrr!

Julie said...

PS Unhand that fair maid you dastardly pirates!! Miss Dilly look out!

Jerry and Ben said...

Great idea Bob for a Pirate Day. We'll try to take a pirate photo and post it later today! How about a theme week instead (Pirate week)!

CherryPie said...

Ahoy Bob me matey. I don't have a piratey post today but here is one from a few weeks ago ;-)



Denise said...

Arrrrrrrr..........that was fun me 'arty. ;)

BumbleVee said...

Arrr Bob ya dirty old brown beard........ frilly knickers? ..... har ...not for the likes o' me ... mine are iron britches...

and wot in the name of Davy Jone's locker ar ye doin' with such a fine, clean looking ship and soft crew? If ye be needin' a bit of a hand to shape either of 'em up......
I'll be downin' some grog at the Purple Parrot nd crossing swords with whosover wants a brawl ..

...wish I had a fancy "boat" ..... har har.....

Daisy said...

A Pie-Rat?!?! That's a good one! Aaaaarrrrrghh!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Ahoy shipmate! Pass the grog an biskits (no weevils for me tho, they tickle).
We didn't know it was talk like a pirate day, we was all asleep snorin'.
What're we like ay?

Benny and Lily said...

Oh my word!! Even Bob is a pirate today
Benny & Lily

Rebel said...

I've dropped anchor, and am beggin' pemission to come aboard there, Cap'n Bob ... er Brown Beard. I be's real happy to join in your pirate day.
i have sharpened me cutlass and furled me sails. Those jokes gave me great cause to have some hearty chuckles.
Greetings from bearwench Rebs ^O^xx

BeadedTail said...

We enjoyed your jokes matey! You're a funny pirate Baron Rob Brown Beard!

Shrinky said...

Here be me, Calico Charity Vane, and um, I'm..

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

That there quiz be a real mind-bender, my bendy mind ain't so supple these days, but we pirates must stick together, so I've done it anyway..!

Found art blog said...

I'm using Bear English spelling there

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

Shiver me timbers, we missed the big day.

Do we enter your competition here Bob? That linky thing won't let us post or are we doing it all wrong.

MOlly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

Pee S. Bob did you find out the dog's name you took a foto of? Cos we know some Airedales who live in your area. We might know the one you saw!

Found art blog said...

I did that Piratey quiz and I be Mad Jack Bonney for Piratey Day!! Arr me hearties..... where's the cake??

The Teddy Bear Family said...

Argh, our matey! Had we be scoping your shiplog first, we'd be toating a pie rat, indeed.

Smack our shoulder, if we be slow on posting piecrust art, our matey.

Your post be shipshape, but our little lasses be cruisin' to England post-haste, if ye hurt the Dilly Lass.

Claire the Shepherdess said...

We tried to do quiz but be tooo difficult for young goatses. We all be pirate goatses yesterday. Now we be back to normal, but we still gets in trubble. Woops.
**Lucky Nickel & other less important goats**

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

Quiz answers from us,

Bear, Bead, Read, Road, Rood, Wood.

WE did have a few arguments about this quiz! Anyway thanks for inviting us to join in and we loved your Pirate's Day.

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie