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Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Catchin up 1- Granny's Berfday

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: yes, we sor a very old wun, the wun wen Santa's Littol Helper comes to stay!
  • Tesco: Yes, an I rode in the trolley, too.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
  • Overall Score: 7.8369/10

Oh my giddy arnt! I havent blogd in weeks! Well yu noe hooz to blame thare, don't yu? Yep, can't get the staff.

I've dun tuns of stuff.....

Ferst it was Granny's berfday.
We bort lots of presents but forgot to tayke pikchers! D'oh! (Staff problems agen)
But enyway, we went off for lunch at a 17th Sentry Inn an ate tuns ov food, but mannidged to save room for dizert this time!!!!!!

I had sum Crabbies Alcoholic Ginger BeerYum!!

Heer's me an Granny an Mummy
Dilly liket that the plates had wagonny things on them-
She also liket the lanterns
....an she luvd the horseradish sorce, wich was hot hot hot!
Daddy had roast lamb, Granny had chikken, Mummy had roast beef.....
I liket dizzerts best!
This is wat Granny had.
It's calld 'spotted dick' -HAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahHAAAAAAAA!
It's a steamed sponge pudding with sultanas in it an yu get it wiv syrup an custard.
Mummy had hot choc muffin an creem-
Daddy had hot toffee pudding wiv ice creem-OH MY!

This wee doggy was calld Milly.
She livd at the Inn.
This was her speshol corner, wiv her own heater an bowl an cushon.

Granny luvd her strayte away.
She luvs doggys. An they always louv her too.

Wen we got home Mr Scooter had fallen asleep waiting for us at the windo wiv his Bear.
We had ownly been in the howse a few minits, wen Unkal David an she-hoo-must-not-be-named* arrived, wiv my 2 cuzzins. Wun ov them, Dominic, had his berfday the day befor Granny, so Mummy sed they shud both blow owt the candols on the cayke she had got.

Mr Scooter let Dominic stroke him wile they shared the fire an watched tv. Thare was wrappin payper arownd from wen Granny had opend presents, so we put catnip on it!!!Layter, Mr Scooter slept it off-
Well that's all for now. I will do sum mor catch up posts an set them up to publish ortomatikly so I don't hav to wayte for Mummy to help wiv the buttons! Tsk!

Grayte she jus made a cup ov tea. I'm off!


*she-hoo-must-not-be-named= Unkal David an Arnty Stephanie got married in Deesember an Mummy had a hewge row wiv them becos Arnty S was meen to her an now Mummy sez that if we say her nayme three times she will appeer so we mussent. We must say 'she-hoo-must-not-be-named'.
Akchewly I hav had my own nayme for her for a wile wich is 'she-hoo-has-a-fanny-in-her-name' but Daddy maykes his brow go wrinkly at me wen I yews that. Wich meens it must be good HAHAHAHA


Jerry and Ben said...

Happy Bearthday to Granny!

You still need to tell us what "Figgy pudding" is; we tried to put some dried figs in our chocolate pudding and yuck, it tasted aweful! hehe

Sharon said...

Haven't been around for awhile Bob, but you still have it! I laughed all the way through the post. Especially at the she-hoo-must-not-be-named!

The dizzerts looked wonderful!

chicamom85 said...

Holy poop Bob you had a lot going on, no wonder you havent been in blogland. The food pictures looked real real good. My Mommy was actually drooling over dessert(honest she drooled) Did you pet the doggy by the fire? It was my Dads birthday too, please tell Granny Happy Birthday.

licks and sniffs Sasha( I still think I might be a bear, cause no one has told me that I am not)

Found art blog said...

Hello again Bob!!! Nice to see you in Blogland!!! Andrea likes doggies too, specially the friendly ones. I think your name for Arnty S is better!!! It's funny!!!!!!

Julie said...

A luvly catch up Bob. I like puddings best too Bob but I do luv rowst lam too, speshly wiv mint sors.

Buttons the Bear said...

Hope granny had a nice Bearthday!

Food is actually beginning to look good to my mom & I. The deserts especially.

She-who-must-not-be-named ha ha, we have one of those relatives too.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Yay! what a grand meal! Happy birfday to Granny! xxxx

CherryPie said...

It sounds like such a perfect day :-)

Feronia said...

Happy Birthday to Granny, Bob! What a beautiful looking lunch you had - yum! Was that Yorkshire pud, I spied there? And desserty puddings...mmmmm!

Hammie Hamster said...

I'm all for a happy ending to story's so I hope that the person who's name isn't mentioned anymore is going to say sorry and then will have her name back!

Di said...

Hilarious - and we've also got those in our family too! Cor, time for me to make dinner, all that yummy food has god my tum rumbling :) Di xx

Asta said...

What a feast!!!!!! I'm all dwooly looking at all those picshoowes of the food you had to celebwate Gwanny and then dominic too..pleez add my good wishes to all of youws fow youw wondewful Gwanny..I could tell wight away, she had a way wif doggies..Scootew looked quite comfy on that window ledge wif a nice beaw fow company

I wish I would have wun into Gwanny Iweland hewe in Boo da Pest, but doo to the fwidgid weathew, I've only taken walks awound ouw block, boo hooo..I did see a littol giwl on a sled the othew day and it made me think of you
smoochie kisses
ps, Mommi put youw cawd that you once sent me on a magnetic boawd, so I could aways see you