Happy Saynt Patrik's Day to all my Oirish frends an famly, an also to all my Merrykan frends, hoo think St Patrik's Day is for evrywun enyway! Yeehar!
- Gills: Wun 3-0 agenst Cheltenham (full nayme: Chelterscum)
- Simpsons: No, but saw American Dad. I like the Alien in this.
- Tesco: No. But we may hav to mayke a late nite dash tonite becos it's Mother's Day tomorro an me an Dilly havent got Mummy enything. Not that I see wy we shud. It's not like there's a Son's or Dorter's or Bear Day.
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 got Dilly, altho she then went into a long protest abowt how I dident get her nose, I got her snowt, an wen I sed it surprizisity that cowntid, she wud ownly giv me 2, an insisted it was a small 2. Pah. Reptiles.
- Overall Score: 8/10
HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!
I thort I wud jus bownce me Oirish beads in heer an wish ye all a merry Saynt Patrick's Day.
I watcht the Rugby erlier, but Ireland lost to England,
Now heer's a few limeriks for ya.
Hooz obsesshun wiv bows just got silly.
I arskt her wun day.
"Don't they get in the way?"
She sed "Shut up wat stinky Bear noe bowt?"
(yeah, duzzent reelly werk, that wun, duzz it, well it did rite up to Dilly's contribewshun.)
I adaptid this wun from wun I red on the web:
A Bear doin a poo arskt a rabbit,
"Duzz poo stik to yer fur, as a habit?"
"Don't think so," sed the hare,
"I think that's kwite rare."
So the Bear wipet his bum wiv the rabbit.
A cheerful old Bear at the zoo
cud always find sumthing to do;
Wen it bored him, yu noe,
to walk to an fro,
He reversd it an walkd fro an to!
Do yu noe eny? Can yu rite wun? Hav yu fownd sum?
Hav a grayte weekend!