- Gills: We wer beeting Bradford 2-0 but we ar frendly so we let them get a goal just cos weer nice, an then they took advantage an got anuther wun.
- Simpsons: No
- Tesco: Yes, an a good shop it was too, wiv a good ride on the trolley!
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10
- Overall Score: 7.6/10
I am havin to be very serruptishus.
Daddy has spottid wat he calls a 'mattid crusty bit' on the bak ov my hed. He was ownly passing a comment abowt it, but Mummy overherd, an so now she is talking abowt baths an brushes an close inspekshuns! WELL! It is MY hed, issent it? It is MY hed an if I want to keep a bogey behind my ear for layter that's up to ME issent it? Not that I'm saying it IS a bogey. But if it wer, it's mine. So thare. It's bad enuff that Mummy keeps steeling Scooter's bogeys. As soon as she sees he has wun on the end of his nose, she self-ishoos a tishoo (the cheek of it!) an wipes it away. I told her, he may hav been sayving that wun for layter! Giv it bak! But she won't lissen.
Well she's not getting mine.