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Friday, February 01, 2013

Proof for Dilly! - Bears arnt dirty!!

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  • Simpsons: I miss Lisa but Mummy an Daddy still prefer to put on Famly Guy. II do like Stewy an Rupert tho.
  • Tesco: Ownly been to Littol Tesco laytly so no trolley rides. But convinced Mummy to tayke short cut throo the woody bit so I can hav a poo.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: This was serspended for ages cos they wer all snotty! But I got Daddy the uther nite and he was so serprized he fergot to giv a scor. So I shall scor myself. 10/10
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HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I wantid to show yu this grayte video wich Blue sent me. It is proof that we Bears ar NOT DIRTY SO THARE DILLY, PUT THAT IN YOR DRAGON SNOUT AN SMOKE IT

Hehehehee..

Did yu see him moonwalking? I can do that.

TTFN

Bob T Bear (esq)
(characterful, not dirty)

13 comments:

Buttons the Bear said...

Great video Bob. I do think tho, that big bear must have added bleach. Seems to be a great washing machine.

Way-hey there Bob!

Buttons the Bear said...

Oh, and there was just something else oddly familiar, he had Bloo pants like yours Bob!

Eileen said...

Oh, dear! I soooo believed that was a real bear! I'm glad Blue sent that to you!

Unlike Dilly, I never thought bears were dirty, Bob, because I've never seen poo on your bottom when you're frolicking in the pants! :)

Bear hugs to you all,
Arnty Eileen

Jerry and Ben said...

Fun video Bob! hehe

DeniseinVA said...

What a great video! And I do love this post, a lovely read Bob T. Bear.

Ziggy Stardust said...

Bob T, that was pretty amazing and also eye opening. I would have never guessed striped boxers. I always thought it would be more like white briefs. I never thought that you were dirty, but you certainly proved your point. I am now wondering if you wear striped boxers.

Loveys Sasha(onerary bear)

Beanie Mouse said...

Oh that's funny!!! Tango wants to take darnsing lessons from yu now!!

Alexander Mackenzie Bear said...

Excellent video Bob! I agree with Buttons - there must have been bleach in that washing machine... but the bear seemed to adapt quite well to a new white coat!

Julie said...

Ooooh! You got me Bob! lol

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Bob, there are two big bears here who will be standing right behind you, and they think your perfectly clean.
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Scala said...

Hi Bob...
I create a Web Radio Station...
You can Open in Windows Media Player / Winamp / Itunes

http://listen.radionomy.com/flame-skull-radio.m3u

Share with your friends if you like.

Scala said...

Hi Bob...
I create a Web Radio Station...
You can Open in Windows Media Player / Winamp / Itunes

http://listen.radionomy.com/flame-skull-radio.m3u

Share with your friends if you like.

Feronia said...

That's hilarious! I really thought it was a real bear for a minute there!!