Oh wat it is to be a Bear
Yesterday's scores:
Gills: no Simpsons: yes Tesco: no Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy/10 Day Score: 7.5/10 Advent calender Pikcher: Mor people walking along wiv funny hats on. Much mor ov this excitement an my bum just might burst.
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
(Sigh).
It being a "T" day, the Windosill Bears came down to the sofa yesterday. We were all going to catch up on reading our Bear books.
Meanwhile, mummy had an appointment in town so went out wiv Dilly to get the bus. "Hooray" I thort. "We've got the house to ourselves!" but it wassent to be, becos less then an hour later they came back.
Mummy was in a Bad Mood. This is wen she goes a funny colour a bit like this an hits the table. Well, being Top Bear in the house it was up to me to see wat was wrong. Terns out that the bus-man dident stop for her. She had waited all that time in the cold but the bus just drove past her, and all the other people too. If I had been there I'd hav given him my Most Ferroshus Bear Look an MADE him stop. But Dilly issent up to that.
So I got her sum tea and wun ov daddy's choklit biskits, and gave her a head hug. Arfter a while all the other Bears joined in. We'd been looking forward to that book, but head-hugging stressed Not-A-Bears is part ov Wat It Is To Be A Bear.
Bye fer now!
2 comments:
Please "bear" with us not-a-bears, Bob, as it is a very stressful time of year for us!
If yu want to know about a stressful situashon, how bout this den:
we're going to Granny's on Crismos Eev an an an we'll be there fer Crismos day an an an no-wun has told Farver Crismon so how will he know that our socks hav been mooved? Ay? Ay?
Ff eh eh eh fhhe fhf f f FFff he he he h h t t t off fer mummy's inhaler...
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