Weekend Report
Weekend's scores:
- Gills: yes- score 1-1, so a not-a-lose
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: yes- Mummy had a sudden choklit need. Her teeth grow bigger wen this happens an it can get scarey. Yu hav to get out the howse an find her sum choklit FAST. Luckily Tesco was still open.... women are WEIRD.
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 12/10 Mummy tried to get me the same time as I got her but I ducked so I get to use the dubble-the-scor rule.
- Overall Score bit scary, really, so 7/10
Yestaday was a bit scary cos there was a Earthquake near where Grandad lives. Not a big wun. We don't do big wuns in England. Just wuns big enuff to knock off chimneys, scare the cats an make peopol move out into tents where they get lots of free tea.
The odd thing is, it happened in KENT an also in SUFFOLK. Well, peeps, I liv in ESSEX, wich is the county in between these two. So how come it skipped us?Well, folks, I shall tell yu how come........
MY LUCKY KIT!!!!!!
Yes, I am still wearing it. 3 weeks now. In this time the it has enshord the followin:- Gillingham hav stopt losing matches
- I chose the winner of the Grand Nashonal
- my team won University Challenge
- a 4.5 earthquake skipt my county an moved on to the next
all hail the lucky kit
Bye fer now!
8 comments:
Of COURSE that is why the earthquake missed you. Your mummy should leave you alone. After all... her chimney is still intact? Is it not? And it's all thanks to you!
I've missed you. (My computer goes in for repairs tomorrow and after that hopefully life will return to normal.)
I misst yu too, Monkey! Did calzone breath sulphur onto your pewter again???
Lucky, lucky kit.
Tell Mummy I have some chocolate every night with green tea. For the anti-oxidents, don't ya know?
diz iz kwite duh pwace! Me onwz monkey tu! iff u dum tu dee me we kan dump on duh bed tu! Datz wotz ov fun an eet kookeez. (bizkutz)
Chewy,
If I could produce good copys of this kit I could be rich!
And...
Green tea? GREEN???
Oh, I'm glad Dilly issent reading this.
Is green tea ok fer dunking?
I know she drinks it at the Chinese restaurant....
hmm....
nope, brown, milk, two sugars fer me!!!!
:@}
Meanie!
Don't try jumpin up an down on the bed an eating cookies at the same time. It could get kwite messy. Interesting, but messy.
Bob
Hmmm.... well, Bob, if it is THAT lucky, surely the luck won't run out if it is washed, in fact, it might enhance it.
Maybe? Worth a try?
It must be erm, a bit shall we say less white by now.
Not to mention the way it must be enhancing the smell that usually eminates from young boys anyway.
Sorry. But sometimes it needs a friend to say something.
Margaret yu are not helping.
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