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Friday, April 27, 2007

Marigolding, week three

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes, but they cut the opening credits short, missing out the bit where Lisa rides her bike, so I diddent get to look up her dress. D'oh!
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10 Ha! Got Mummy coming out of the shower!
  • Day Score: 7.358/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Time for this week's update on my marigolds:

doing well, aren't they?

But I'm starting to wonder if this is due solely to my efforts.
We live very close to a mobile phone mast. Do you think it is raydiating the plarnts in my garden? They all look rarther big. See what yu think:

teenage mutant ninja bluebells

Help! Do yu think it eats meat?

It might also explayne sum straynge behayviour in the Not-A-Bears rownd here. Remember the wood-mouse that lives under our kitchen? Mummy left sum nuts out on Monday, an yestaday Daddy fownd them: in his shoe.

Wha..????

I shall hav to put my Spy Hat on, and investigayte this.*

Bye fer now!

* I don't reelly mean this. I mean, a speshol Spy Hat wud sort ov giv a spy away, wuddent it? Although they do seem to wear them on those old black and wite Spy Movies..... Like, The Spy Who Came In From The Cold. But then, he was cold, wassent he. Until he came in. And then he took it off.

16 comments:

margaret said...

Hmm... you may have a case, there, Bob.

But it wouldn't explain YOUR behaviour- looking up Lisa's dress indeed!

You naughty little bear!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Troo luv needs no explanashun, Margaret.

Chewy said...

I have Mommy & baby skunks living under my porch!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Yeah, I just saw that! I left a message on your blog.

See if you can get a pikchure of the babies fer me. Then I can proov to Mummy that Smelly can also be Cute.

:@}

Mousie said...

your flowers are beautiful but you are even more beautiful my dear friend...
love from your mousie
ps I left you another message...for the advice!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Mousie! )))Bear hug(((

Oh shucks.... (blush)...

Ahem!

Re your other message, other people have arskt about the background of my blog too, so I think I will do a post on this.

I don't know what yor cuzzin is up to with the nuts in Daddy's shoe. All I can say is that he must be VERY brave to get that close to them.

Maybe they were a gift. Daddy bort a new trap the other day (don't worry, it's humane wun- we would take eny we catch to the woods wiv sum hazelnuts to settle them in). So maybe they are a
"We will giv yu our nuts but pleeze don't make us move out" present.

Least, that's wat Mummy reckons.

Bob :@}

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Iff u tum ova tu me howze den we can pway butt mawmaw dez u wiv faw away ova duh Oshun! Puhhapz wun day we dan meet an dump on duh bed, swide down duh staowz an eet aw duh chokwit chip kookeez!

Scala said...

Hi Bob
Thanks for the nice comments you made in my blog. I visit yours. I Like it IOI
See you
Greetings from Portugal

YesBut said...

Congratulations on shooting into the top ten. Mummy Bear must be feeling very proud.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Meanie,

I luv sliding down bannisters.

We yewst to liv in a flat where yu had to climb lots of stairs to get to our front door. I yewst to luv sliding down those bannisters. Dilly yewst to hang on behind me. She was yunger in those days.

Ah those were the days....

Shame about living so far away. Mummy has frends in Amerryka so maybe she'll go there wun day. I'll hitch a lift in her suitcase an nip over to yours wiv sum Choccie Biccies.

Hahaha.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Scala,

your site is luvley. I lov the video of a cat massaging a dog.

If ownly we cud train Mr Scooter to do that. He cud start to earn his keep. At the moment he is eating Granny out of house an home. He carn't even fit in the catfalp eny more. It tap tap taps it wen he wants to coms in. It's like his own doorbell.

I don't know. Not-A-Bears, who'd 'av 'em.

OOO! O!!!!

My Unkal Roy lives in Portugal. He's in Maia.,,

Bob :@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

YesBut,

I was so eggsited I did a backwood flip an landed on Grayum. He's still avoiding standing behind me at eny time.

Bob :@}

Spinning Girl said...

beauty abounds!!!

Monkey said...

Oh my! Your ninja bluebells are lovely indeed. And the iris... huge!

(I think all this garden growth is due to... the kit! Yes, your lucky kit!)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Spinning Girl...

o gosh (blush) thank yu.





Oh! yu mean the flowers?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ah yes, Monkey, the Lucky Kit.

I shall remove it next Monday (end of football season PLUS my berfday, therefore will get into my berfday suit hehehehe)and she will see the difference it makes. Why, I shan't be surprised if her nose falls off or sumthing....