WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Pullitzer Prize Material

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7.392/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Daddy brort home a great new book for me, all about PANTS!!! But not just eny pants, ROYAL PANTS!!!! Wa-heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! Here it is-

It says that the laydy hoo looks arfter the Queen's pants is called "Dilys". HAAAAAhahaha! Dilly dident like this idea. She sez pants are Silly Bear Nonsense. Just the thort of it made her snowt bend in the middol. This jus made it even better!

The book sez that the Queen has pants fer all diffrent occayzjuns. It even gives a Pant Identity Wall Chart, (jus like mine):

It's not often that I'm lost fer werds on pantayshusness, but even I had to pause in admirayshun at these wuns:

WOW! Do yu think the small parachute is for her Bear?

I'm off to read mor....

Bye fer now!

4 comments:

Shrink wrapped scream said...

Hey B.T.,

I used to wear pants that were a parachute all on their own, but I lost them after my underactive thyroid gland got diagnosed.. does your book list any places I might donate them to?

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

I suggest yu donate them to yor Bear for his bed. My bed is made almost entirely of Daddy's old/faded/holey pants ("Geez, Batman, Holy Pants!") except of corse fer the Simpsons wuns that I bort him fer Chrismos wun year an then took bak, cos I appryshyaytid them mor than he did.

Bob :@}

margaret said...

I'm worried that it might be treason to view the Queen's pants. And then to broadcast them to the world, too...
Oh Bob, I hope you're OK!!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Huh????????? Yu think?????????

Oh no!

But b u but... how could a Bear be expectid to keep such a trezzure to himself????