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Daddy brort home a great new book for me, all about PANTS!!! But not just eny pants, ROYAL PANTS!!!! Wa-heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! Here it is-
It says that the laydy hoo looks arfter the Queen's pants is called "Dilys". HAAAAAhahaha! Dilly dident like this idea. She sez pants are Silly Bear Nonsense. Just the thort of it made her snowt bend in the middol. This jus made it even better!
The book sez that the Queen has pants fer all diffrent occayzjuns. It even gives a Pant Identity Wall Chart, (jus like mine):
It's not often that I'm lost fer werds on pantayshusness, but even I had to pause in admirayshun at these wuns:
WOW! Do yu think the small parachute is for her Bear?
I'm off to read mor....
Bye fer now!