Pullitzer Prize Material
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
- Day Score: 7.392/10
Daddy brort home a great new book for me, all about PANTS!!! But not just eny pants, ROYAL PANTS!!!! Wa-heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! Here it is-
The book sez that the Queen has pants fer all diffrent occayzjuns. It even gives a Pant Identity Wall Chart, (jus like mine):
It's not often that I'm lost fer werds on pantayshusness, but even I had to pause in admirayshun at these wuns:
WOW! Do yu think the small parachute is for her Bear?
I'm off to read mor....
Bye fer now!
4 comments:
Hey B.T.,
I used to wear pants that were a parachute all on their own, but I lost them after my underactive thyroid gland got diagnosed.. does your book list any places I might donate them to?
I suggest yu donate them to yor Bear for his bed. My bed is made almost entirely of Daddy's old/faded/holey pants ("Geez, Batman, Holy Pants!") except of corse fer the Simpsons wuns that I bort him fer Chrismos wun year an then took bak, cos I appryshyaytid them mor than he did.
Bob :@}
I'm worried that it might be treason to view the Queen's pants. And then to broadcast them to the world, too...
Oh Bob, I hope you're OK!!!!
Huh????????? Yu think?????????
Oh no!
But b u but... how could a Bear be expectid to keep such a trezzure to himself????
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