Sumthing old, sumthing new.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: hibernaytin
• Simpsons: mist it
• Tesco: no; an I got dragged rownd Marks an Spencer insted, jus coz their chickn is "on offer". Well wat's rong wiv the chickn at Tesco? Duzz the M & S wun come with extra cluk or sumthing? Onnistly. We dident even go parst the faymuss M & S pants department.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 got Grayum/10
• Day Score: 6.8379/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

2 pikchers today, wun taken harlf an hour ago, the other taken in 1969!

Heer is my weekly marrygold update. We're up to Week 8 now. Not much chanynge to look at since larst week, exsept they are much bushier. As yu can see, Mummy has hilariously playced her Cat Calendar behind me in a humorous pozishun. Larf? LARF? I neerly burst my beads. (Not.)

An heer is the laydy herself, Mummy, on the left in 1969. The other laydy is her cuzzin, Emma. Mummy got a copy of this today to send to her for her berfday. She is goin to rite on it, "Bottoms up, Cuz!". See? Larf a minit.

as yu can see, at less than 2 yeers old, she has alreddy adoptid a cat an lernt how to show off her pants. Wa-heyy!

Must be wher I get my highly attewned Pant Appryshyashun from!

Bye fer now!