Wat Do Yu Call This?

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: trainin (I hope)
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no- SERIOUSLY low on cow juice now
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 7.296/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

YesBut was talkin the other day about the meenings of werds, an it got me thinkin about the things that ther SHUD be a werd for, but aren't.

Like, I want a werd for that moment in between fartin in company and knowin fer serten whether or not yu got away wiv it.

Yu know, the time it taykes to reech nose level.

Will it wander up? Or waz it a scentless one?

Will the conversayshun continue? Or will they start pulling faces?

Shud yu warn them in advarnse, risking un-nessasery disgust if it terns out it waz a scentless one that you wud hav got away wiv if yu haddent menshonned it???

At a sertan poynt in time, possibly arownd 75 seconds, yu will be abol to relax (not too much, jus in cayse it happens agen) becos if they havent detectid it by then, yu'll hav got away wiv it.

But it's that littol bit of time of not knowing... I need a nayme for this peeriod of time. Hehehehe.....

Well, YesBut sergestid "preordouraction". Hmm. That's a goodun, but I'm not shor of the "action" bit at the end. Cos it's a LAK of akshun, reelly.

In The Book Of Liff, they yewse playce-naymes fer un-naymed things like this. Well, neer us, ther is a playce called The Maltings. I think that this pre-confirmayshun-of-pong-or-gettin-away-wiv-it shud be called "The Maltings".

I don't know wy, I jus think it wud be gud.

I think I feel a Malting comin on now, akchewally.......

Bye fer now!