Wat Mummy got

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes- all abowt Lisa! WOW!
• Tesco: yes- a big shop, an a proper ryde in the trolley. Wa-heyy!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!!!/10
• Day Score: 8.110

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I had a cuppol ov messidges arskin wat MUMMY cud possibly hav bort Daddy fer his berfday, arfter I had got him such a grayte present. Well, folks, her present waz a bit, well ODD.

Ther is a nice choklit cald Rolo, sold in tewbs. It's milk choklit wiv soft toffee inside. On the adverts they say, "Do yu luv enywun enuff to giv them yor larst Rolo?" to wich, if yor onnist, the arnser is reelly, "Not bleedin likely, not unless ther's another seecrit packet in the dror that they don't kno abowt an I can eet it wen they've gon." However, wen yu hav a gerlfrend or boyfrend they sort ov expect yu to giv the larst choklit to THEM. Hmm.....

Mummy diskuverd a solushun to this problem an bort it fer Daddy fer his berfday:

a silver larst Rolo:

Now, Daddy waz well imprest wiv this, thinkin that it shows that Mummy luvs him lots an wud always giv him her last Rolo. However, thinkin abowt it, I think it means that she thinks, "AHA! If I buy him this silver wun, then I can always eet all the larst choklit wuns myself!"

WY do I think this? Well, she has alreddy shown sines of deeviousness arownd choklit in the parst, fer instants, when the choklit bar is markt "50% extra free!" she sez, "Cool! That meens that yu can giv me harlf an still eet the whole bar yerself!" wich issent even rite mathmatikly, let alone choklitly.

I'm not goin to interfeer tho. He seems happy enuff wiv it.

Bye fer now!