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Friday, July 13, 2007

Wat Mummy got

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes- all abowt Lisa! WOW!
  • Tesco: yes- a big shop, an a proper ryde in the trolley. Wa-heyy!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!!!/10
  • Day Score: 8.110
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I had a cuppol ov messidges arskin wat MUMMY cud possibly hav bort Daddy fer his berfday, arfter I had got him such a grayte present. Well, folks, her present waz a bit, well ODD.

Ther is a nice choklit cald Rolo, sold in tewbs. It's milk choklit wiv soft toffee inside. On the adverts they say, "Do yu luv enywun enuff to giv them yor larst Rolo?" to wich, if yor onnist, the arnser is reelly, "Not bleedin likely, not unless ther's another seecrit packet in the dror that they don't kno abowt an I can eet it wen they've gon." However, wen yu hav a gerlfrend or boyfrend they sort ov expect yu to giv the larst choklit to THEM. Hmm.....

Mummy diskuverd a solushun to this problem an bort it fer Daddy fer his berfday:

a silver larst Rolo:


Now, Daddy waz well imprest wiv this, thinkin that it shows that Mummy luvs him lots an wud always giv him her last Rolo. However, thinkin abowt it, I think it means that she thinks, "AHA! If I buy him this silver wun, then I can always eet all the larst choklit wuns myself!"

WY do I think this? Well, she has alreddy shown sines of deeviousness arownd choklit in the parst, fer instants, when the choklit bar is markt "50% extra free!" she sez, "Cool! That meens that yu can giv me harlf an still eet the whole bar yerself!" wich issent even rite mathmatikly, let alone choklitly.

I'm not goin to interfeer tho. He seems happy enuff wiv it.

Bye fer now!

13 comments:

Chalkhills Collective said...

What a cunning plan! (I may have to go out and get some rolos now.)

Chalky

Chewy said...

Yummmm, Rolos.

david mcmahon said...

Scuse me while I lick my lips.

Further to my reply to your comment on my blog, I just opened your site in IE. It opened without any drama, but then I got the error message.

Didn't affect the display in any way, but I'm intrigued. See me reply to your comment for suggested solution.

Don't eat too many Rolos!

Keep smiling

David

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Oooh, your mummy thinks of everything, doesn't she? I'd be really chuffed if I were Greyum..

A.Bananna said...

I love rolos! those are one of my favorites!! I think that is a great gift!! :)

Pope Terry said...

I wish someone would give me chocolate... But I think the gift should be well liked.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chalky,
I havent had Rolos fer ages. They've ownly got grown-up DARK choklit rownd heer at the moment. OK fer keepin me eyes dark, I suppose. But wat wiv daddy givin up shugar in tea... I'm jus not gettin my daily shugar fix eny mor!

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy, yes, yum and....chewy.

Jhee jhee jhee!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

David, thanks- I'll chek it out.

Cuddent log on over the weekend.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrinky,

Grayum? GRAYUM? MY MUMMY'S HAVIN AN AFFARE WIV GRAYUM???? Why the.. I knew he had sumthin goin fer Mousie, but.... but but but...

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,
wa-heyy!
I thort it waz pritty good, but I'd hav preferd the choklitty kind!

(Rolos are grayte Bear size choklits, arfter all!)

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Wow! A visitayshun! I am onnerd. In yor pozishun, if yu want choklit, yu shud get choklit.

:@o

Catmoves said...

Mummy's a very smart lady. Do not cross swords wif her. She'll have us mere mortals for lunch.