If They Weren't Human
6: Boris Johnson / Old English Sheepdog
9 years ago
I am a small brown bear .... navigator, tissue-issuer, steely eyed spy, football fan and Agony Uncle! Now that you've found me, sit back, relax, sip some tea and dunk a biscuit, and let some Bearissity into your tortured life. Ahhhh. See, better already, isn't it?
WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".
ABOUT ME
- B.T.Bear (esq.)
- Colchester, England, United Kingdom
- I'm a bear! I'm brown! I hope you enjoy this window into my life. Push your nose up against it and leave a comment or two...
Bob's yor Agony Uncle!
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MY VIDEO CLIPS
- *Bob Gets His Kit Off!
- Bear! Not-a-Bear! - how to play this game
- Bears Judging Biscuits!
- Bees Making Bees Making Hunny
- Bob has a dam' good frolick
- Bob Interviews Dilly About her Egg
- Bob's Birthday 2008
- Bob's Birthday Cake 2007
- Bob's Dance of Joy
- By The Lakes of Killarney
- Carftering Granny
- Dilly feeding nuts to the mouse (link to page on Dilly's blog)
- Dilly flys over Australia humming the tune of The Ride Of The Valkyries.
- Dilly's Birthday 2007
- Newton The Robin
- Planting the Sunflower Seeds
- Setting The Marigolds Free
- SHORT: Bob Versus The Red Panda
- SHORT: Dilly birdwatching
- SHORT: Dilly Meets a Dragon
- SHORT: Dilly's St George's Day Flypast
EXAMPLES-OF-BOB POSTS (hey, these might help you if you're new.) (A bit.)
- * My DAILY SCORES Explained
- Agony Uncling 1: mistresses
- Agony Uncling 2: spies
- Agony Uncling 3: exercise
- Agony Uncling 4:cold ears
- Agony Uncling 5: dentists
- BEAR RULES - we take rules very seriously
- BEAR SPORTS - featuring Extreme Meditating and Synchronized Sitting
- BEAR SPORTS 2 - Synchronized Sitting - can other species do it?
- BOBCAM: spying on the Windowsill Bears
- Charmin Campaign 1-emails - DON'T WIPE YOUR BUM ON PICTURES OF BEARS!
- Charmin Campaign 2-design -my alternative design for their toilet paper
- Charmin Campaign 3-letter I sent to the reprobates
- DILLY's Counting Method (oh, good God...)
- FOX'S Glacier Mints Campaign
- GRAYUM - in his own words
- GRAYUM - who he?
- HATS: mine
- HATS: the cunning link between Bishops' hats & Toblerones explained
- Is Your Bear REAL?/A SPY?
- KIDNAPPED in IRELAND! - beware nephews that move in herds
- KOALAS - they are Not-A-Bears. This post includes the BEAR International Anthem
- Lost Bears - fear not!
- My Family Pt 1
- My Family Pt 2: DILLY
- My Family Pt 3: DILLY again
- MY NOSE - hey, what's that on my nose? Includes my Graduation Photo
- PANTS!!! part 1- why pants??
- PANTS!!! part 2 - the PANTS identity wallchart
- Red Pandas
- Worms & Snakes
Check out my cool photo album!
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...& here are some links to people who help bears!
FULL BLOG ARCHIVE -good Lord!
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A note on "Bear English"
Some people have written to me to say that they can't read my blogs cos ov my Bear English. We do spell some things differently, mostly phonetically. Sorry. We also say 'der' for 'the' and 'dat' for 'that'. To try to make it easier for you, I am now trying to remember to use "th" insted. But my oldest posts will stay mostly in the original Bear English.... Please "BEAR" wiv me. If you can't read me, please come back wiv a good strong cup ov tea an a choklit biskit, an try den! I mean THen!
(It's the polar bear influence, you see, because in Icelandic the 'th' sound is spelt with a 'd'.)
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