WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Oh deer.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: yes, an dispite the new Don't Mok The Bear Club's heroik efferts, we lost: 2 - nil to Tranmere Rovers (full nayme Tranmere Rover Dog-Breath Cheatin Scum)
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: no- an Mummy went withowt me. Huh!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 7 (just abowt)/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well I don't kno how to brake it to yu all, but Gills lost, eevn dispite evrywun's pledged bloo-wearin efferts. As Ruth sez, maybe we need mor bloo pant-wearin. The bloo jumpers, sox an sherts help as a bonus faktor, I'm shor, but I think bloo pants mite be a basik nessessity. It's like, 5 bloo sherts = 1 bloo pant. Or maybe mor. Eevn. Never mind. Maybe it's just a delayd reakshun, an the troo effekt will kik in next week! YES! That'll be it! Don't giv it up yet, peeps! Don yor bloos next Saterday agen, an I bet weel win.

Now, I hav to lov yu an leev yu as I am bizzy doin a new video. Thanks to my new chair, I am direktin this wun as well:

It is a simpol plot, an sellybrates Authorblog listin my blog at number one(!!!!!) whylst explorin sum ov my intrests in life. I hope to be abol to releese it erly in the week.

Bye fer now!

11 comments:

Chuck fka: Meanie said...

Gud wuck on yo nu videeow Bob! Me yike yo whockin chaow! Mee doin tu doh taow mawmaw to bi me wun... brb

Tuyet said...

this is very fun and kind type of silly-ness!

Victorya said...

Congrats on #1 Bob! you both rock and roll. Will this film be submitted for Sundance perhaps? There needs to be more bear representation in Hollywood, don't you think?

Anonymous said...

Darn, I'll be wearin' blue again next Saturday.

I'm watching Simpsons right now. It's on a commercial... oops back on.

david mcmahon said...

Hi BtBear,

Next stop, Cannes, you talented bear.

Keep smiling

David

Koobuss said...

I don't know what to say. It's too bad about your team losing again, but good about your new video!

Do you think that if your team tried a different color, like red, that maybe they would do better? Or is this a bad idea?

Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

P. S. I like blue.

Gina said...

Aww, that's so cute!

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Ooooh - can I come to it's premier???

Maxine Perella said...

you smarty pants, you. what's the movie gonna be called? 'Gummy bears get eaten alive'?

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Perhaps if we wear the pants on the outside of trousers like Superman it might help?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chuck,
gud luk wiv gettin a rokin chair- but be careful yu don't catch yor tayle under it!


Tuyet,
Hullo! Fancy meetin yu heer. I waz on yor blog the other day. Yor always welkum. By the way, do yu hav eny bloo pants?


Victorya,
Thank cu! An yes, we Bears defnitly need mor jobs in Hollywood. The BBC cud let mor ov us in, too.


Chewy,
Wa-heyyy!
Is it a Lisa episode?
Wat beginnin did it hav?
I like wen she rides her bike an goze over a bump- fer a second ther yu get a glimpse ov her PANTS!


David,
Cannes ov Guinness? Yum!


Koobie,
They did chaynge to blak an wite the other yeer. An sumtimes they hav yello in their Away Kit. But they've never yewsd red. Probly coz they don't want to look like Man Utd. An hoo can blayme them. Wat ullor iz yor collar? Hav yu got a bloo wun?


Gina,
Well hellllooooooo.... yu remind ov Lisa. I hope yu come bak!


Hullo Shrinky!
I shall post it heer in a few days. I need Mummy to help wiv post-produkshun an she is bizzy on her corse-werk at the moment. I did offer to swop but she sez it carnt be in Bear English. (Wich I think is specheezist, if yu arsk me.)


Maxxo,
Smarty Pants! HAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahAAAAA!
No! (I fownd Gummy Bears in my Crismoss Sok wunce! It waz grayte! I dident eevn arsk fer them. They wer fun. Altho I had to hide them away, as Dilly startid biting their heds off an showtin "MWEAH!")


Lynda,
A granny arfter my own hart! WA-HEYYY! I shall dispatch this idea to my parronts immeedietly. I carnt see wy they shuddent be abol to do this. HEY! If we awl start, it will tern into the laytist fashon an soon evrywun will be serpportin Gillingham. Wa-heyy!


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