WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Pleez Sign Up an Pledge Yor Serpport!

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Gillingham, my football teem, hav so far playd 2 gaymes this seezon, an lost both. This is a worryin trend. Eevn in my lukky kit. I carnt understand wy it has happend. Other than that they playd cheetin scummy teems, ov corse. Wich they did. But it still meens they lost. An this is worryin fer a small Bear hoo goze arownd in their cullers.

I meen. The town I liv in, Colchester, has a teem too. It's calld "Colchester". An they did reelly well larst yeer. An the yeer befor. An sumtimes, wen I'm out in town, I see Bears in Colchester lukky kits an they poynt at me an larf.

A Bear ov my kaliber shud not be mokt in this way. This is just the sort ov treetment wiv up I shud not put.

I'm shor yu wud agree. In fakt, if yu DO agree, pleez sign up an pledge yor support in my new "Don't Mok The Bear" club.

All yu do is sign up in the comments arfter this post, an then wear sumthing bloo on Saterdays to serpport Gillingham. They also play on Chewsdays sumtimes, but I'll let yu kno wen. Mostly it will jus be Saterdays.

Daddy's pants ar not ownly hewge, but speshelly mayde wiv "Gillingham FC" engrayvin. As yu can see, they hav servd faythfully fer a few seezons now.


Yu can chooz eny peece ov clothin, altho ov corse, the smaller the item, the better. In fakt, it has been sientifikly proovd that bloo pants ar the most effektiv peece ov clothin ov all. But it's up to yu. Yu mite be like Shrinky, an hav forgon the wearin of pants menny yeers ago (sigh). In this cayse sox or a shert wud do. Or eevn a bloo peece ov jewlry, if yor reelly gerly.

Mummy has been refewsin to wear her bloo pants laytely on the grownds that they dident fit her bum eny mor. Well, as I told her, loyalty comes at a price, an sumtimes that price is painful, an enyway it servs her rite fer nikkin so menny ov my choklit peanuts. Ha. But this mornin she went an bort sum sooper dooper new wuns. Heer's me braykin them in wiv a good frolic:
No mor excewsis now fer Mummy: theez ar a bit gerly, but they'll do. So long as they're bloo an speshelly allocaytid, that's wat cownts.

I hope lots ov yu will pledge yor serpport. The Gills need our help. "Don't Mok The Bear!" an get yor bloo smalls reddy today!

Bye fre now!

13 comments:

RUTH said...

Poor you; you sound rather blue yourself. As my hubbys team was a Blue coloured team too I'll have no problems supporting you...and being from Kent myself I hereby pronounce myself an honorary (whenever they play) Gillingham supporter.
"Don't Mok The Bear"
Rx

Lynda (Granny K) said...

My blue pants are in the wash in readiness for Saturday. I will wear them to support Gillingham (and also my bum).
PS I left a comment on your Raiku post about biskits.

Phytheas said...

Hello Bob, if though I'm not a footballist I'll put my new blue trousers on. Hope it helps.

Phy

Chalkhills Collective said...

Bob, will the blue sweater I'm knitting help?

Chalky

david mcmahon said...

Ah, but which Aussie Rules team do you support?!!

Pope Terry said...

I keep forgetting you pommies call undies pants, but back to point I'll try, I dont know if i have any blue 'pants'

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Ooooooh, BT - I told you that in confidence, you've gone and made me blush! ('Specially since this is now the "post of the day", and who knows how many pervies are privvie to my secret now?)

'Course I'll sign up, 'cept you'll have to promise I can stay over at yours. The men folk around these parts expect nothing less than a full red display when Man U are on. I don't mind being evicted, so long as you save me a choccie biscuit. What do you say?

Ms. Creek said...

sorry....not a sports fan, but i'll wear my blue pants on saturday if it isn't too hot!

Rachelle said...

Dear Bob,
I will wear my blue shirt tomorrow, will that do? I am afraid I don't have any blue pants.... did I just hear you gasp?
So sorry.... :))
Slainte~
Rachelle

Chewy said...

Don't Mock the Bear! I'll support Gillingham by wearin' sumptin' blu down under. I have lots of colored panties.

ps Shrinky is disgustink! Who nicked her knickers? (tee-hee)

Mousie/Paisible said...

if I dye one of my pants in blue will it work ?
but sure I'll never mock a bear...
love from your Miss mousie

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ooo! OOOOO! OOODOLS OV SERPPORT!
Thank yu, evrywun!
I cuddent post on Friday cos we wer all out ALL day, an then Mummy fell asleep wen we got bak an I need her to tern the pewter on. Wunce it's on I'm ok. It's just the big button I carnt do.

ENYWAY!
WOW!
I shall arnser yu all in a post insted ov heer.

Thank yu!

:@D

Scala said...

GO Gillingham FC GO. Champions ... Champions Gillingham....
PS: always great photos from Bob, very funny