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Gillingham, my football teem, hav so far playd 2 gaymes this seezon, an lost both. This is a worryin trend. Eevn in my lukky kit. I carnt understand wy it has happend. Other than that they playd cheetin scummy teems, ov corse. Wich they did. But it still meens they lost. An this is worryin fer a small Bear hoo goze arownd in their cullers.I meen. The town I liv in, Colchester, has a teem too. It's calld "Colchester". An they did reelly well larst yeer. An the yeer befor. An sumtimes, wen I'm out in town, I see Bears in Colchester lukky kits an they poynt at me an larf.
A Bear ov my kaliber shud not be mokt in this way. This is just the sort ov treetment wiv up I shud not put.
I'm shor yu wud agree. In fakt, if yu DO agree, pleez sign up an pledge yor support in my new "Don't Mok The Bear" club.
All yu do is sign up in the comments arfter this post, an then wear sumthing bloo on Saterdays to serpport Gillingham. They also play on Chewsdays sumtimes, but I'll let yu kno wen. Mostly it will jus be Saterdays.
Daddy's pants ar not ownly hewge, but speshelly mayde wiv "Gillingham FC" engrayvin. As yu can see, they hav servd faythfully fer a few seezons now.
Yu can chooz eny peece ov clothin, altho ov corse, the smaller the item, the better. In fakt, it has been sientifikly proovd that bloo pants ar the most effektiv peece ov clothin ov all. But it's up to yu. Yu mite be like Shrinky, an hav forgon the wearin of pants menny yeers ago (sigh). In this cayse sox or a shert wud do. Or eevn a bloo peece ov jewlry, if yor reelly gerly.
I hope lots ov yu will pledge yor serpport. The Gills need our help. "Don't Mok The Bear!" an get yor bloo smalls reddy today!
Bye fre now!