Spys in the wood sayve the day
- Gills: yes. Lost 3-1 to Luton (full nayme: Lu-ton-of-poo Town)
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: no - gets werse, don't it?
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
- Weekend Score: 6.532/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Well, dispyte wat it sez at the top thare, (HA! Cort yu owt, yu peepol hoo skip that bit! HA!) do not be too down, oh ye loyal members ov the Don't Mok The Bear Club, as we did mayke Gillingham get thare very ferst goal ov the seezon.
It's ownly been a month, an they're jus warmin up. An enyway, wun ov those goals the other lot got waz a penalty, an we all kno the rool abowt penaltys- even if yu don't kno wat they ar, yu can be shor ov this rool- if YU get wun, it waz compleetly diservd, an if THEY get wun, they wer cheetin scum an the referee iz defnitly on thare payrole. So it's 2-1 reelly, not 3.
I hope yu rememberd to console yorselvs wiv the appropryet number ov choklit peanuts. I also spottid sumthing on TV Saterday eevnin that cheerd me up a lot an tuk my furry mind off such taxin conserns.
It waz on wun ov the Digital Channels. Mummy spottid it in the TV gide. Mummy wotchis alot ov stuff on Digital. If yu ever want to kno enything abowt sharks or Nazis, sheez ya gal.
Heer iz the programme we enjoyd, nay, videod, on Saterday:
"BEAR- SPY IN THE WOODS" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW!
I waz a TAD consernd that it waz goin to blow the cover ov a lot ov Bears, reveelin wich wuns wer spys an all. But it wazent. It waz a spy in the woods spyin on the Bears. HA! So we had lots ov film wiv Bears in. Now, that's wat I call grayte telly. Don't worry, the Bears knew they wer thare. I cud tell. They jus agrred wiv me, that the BBC issent wat it yewst to be, an needid sum improovment. I heer they got payd kwite well owt ov it. Two ov them retyred to the Cairngorms from whare thay hope to re-introdews the speesheez to Scottyland.
Enyway, we had to video it cos Dilly startid growlin at the prospekt ov missin CSI on the other side. It's a bit unnervin wen she starts makin her growlin noyze. Speshally as, wiv her eyebolls bein like they ar, yor never kwite shor wat sheez lookin at, so if the growl akchewally terns into sumthin, yu don't kno if it's comin yor way.
I don't kno WAT it mite tern into, weev never let it go that far. But watever CUD be on the end ov (1) Dilly not seein CSI an (2) her growlin noyze, wuddent be too nice. It wuddent be enything to do wiv cayke, fer exampol. So best just not go thare.
All in all I had the larst larff coz I can now wotch the Bear programme agen an agen an agen, an wen Dilly goze an complaynes to our Parronts they say, "Well how menny tymes has Bob wotcht it?" to wich Dilly* sez "2" and so they agree wiv me that this is not yet exsessiv enuff to switch off. HAHAHA. Tayke that, yer CSI-sest-reptyle!
Bye fer now!
*fer mor on this, get filld in on Dilly's way ov cowntin, if yu don't kno it alreddy, or can tayke it wun mor time.
20 comments:
Oh I missed the programme about bears but I did see the Bear in Colchester Castle and posted a pic today on my blog.
Rx
I could of guessed dilly was a david caruso fan.
Congratulations on winning YesBut's Image of the Week Caption Award.
I saw Bob, it was great. Just shows how we bears can outwit those humans. Did they really think we wouldn't notice a moving rubbish bin! Pah! Didn't record it though, you're lucky as you can watch it again and again. Were you the special adviser to bears on spying matters?
Phy
Ruth! Did he hav his hunny bak?
The other week, he had a big pot in front ov him, full ov marrygolds, an "hunny" ritten on the pot! But wen we bak larst week, it had gon!!!!
Sumwun must hav stolen his hunny pot!!!!
Ah BT, when is auntie coming to do a documentary on YOU, that's what we all want to know. Don't mess with Dilly, we don't want you damaged! ((nose hugs)) I get a bit psyco too if anyone steals my remote, believe me, I know what havoc she might wreak..
Pope Terry,
Yeah she luvs "Rayshio". She sez he has magik sunglarsis, an wen he puts them on he knows the arnsers to the cayse.
Wenever we wotch ENY other detektiv/poleess/hoodunnit programme, we hav to endur Dilly showtin at the telly "HAHAHA yu not kno, yu not got Rayshio's magik sunglarsis"
Pah!
YesBut,
Cool! Thanks!
:@}
Phytheas,
David Atenbrrrr an I go way bak.
HAHA
It waz good, wassent it? Mor Bears on TV, that's wat I say.
:@}
Dilly counts like this;
Bob watched "BEAR- SPY IN THE WOODS" one time.
Bob watched "BEAR- SPY IN THE WOODS" another time.
Bob watched "BEAR- SPY IN THE WOODS" another time.
Bob watched "BEAR- SPY IN THE WOODS" another time.
One time plus another time equals two times.
MWEAH! Chewy get!
why can't I watch English tv!!!!!so sad...but i did something very special for you this afternoon...so come on, the link is with my name...I want tv.....I want tv....
Shrinky,
Absolewtly.
Hav yu ever seen Pocoyo?
I don't see wy the Beeb carnt do sumthing like that, starin yors truly an a few ov my blog maytes.
I shall hav to send a letter.
Hey Bob T, my missus gets growlin as well if she's going to miss CSI. I she related to Dilly i wonder?
Dreadnaught,
Is she green?
Seeriosly, I don't kno wat the fuss is abowt. It is always on, an always on agen. So yu never miss it fer long, even if yu miss it. In fakt, Mummy spends most ov eech episode sayin wats goin to happen next. An if she an Granny ar watchin it at the sayme time, yu've no charnse ov heerin eny ov it enyway.
D'oh!
MOUSIE! Good Lord! WOW! I never thort..... cor! Now I carnt get Grayum away from yor site at all! He's gon all un-nessasary! WOW!
Throw my arms up at yu!
:@}
(an pants!)
Wow Bob! Betz u gotz weow tiowd aftow typin aw ov dat!
I saw the same show! That's why I'm pretty sure that the deer you identified as a spy on my blog (Oh Deer, Oh Dear) was working for the local bear spies...
Meanie,
Wat I do is I put on sum groovy swing-yer-pants mewsik, then tap darnse across the keybord.
Yu shud try it.
But yu'd hav to wotch owt or yu'll trip over that tayle ov yors.
:@}
Allan,
Yessiree, the giv away waz the way the deer had wun eer forwerd an wun eer bak. Shor sine ov a spy, that. Jus look at Alec Ginness.
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