- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Wa-heyy! I is Da Bear! /10
- Day Score: 7.3961/10
Oh my! My cownter is neerly at 10,000!!! Hav a look! Ar yu the wun to tik it over to 10 big wuns??? If so, "Wa-heyy" an I throw my arms up at yu! I hav sum pants lined up fer a speshal frolick, heer, too!
The fewtcher iz lookin up for my choklit peanuts supply! Mummy's new diet book haz arrived.
She ordered it off Amazon ages ago an tikt the box fer the slowest delivery so that she cud "treat herself" until it cayme in the post. Well, it's heer now, so get yor paws off the biskits.
Akchewally, I think I mite enjoy havin a flik throo it myself. On the inside covers the writers hav drawn their pants!
Heer ar their "Befor" pants, at the frunt ov the book:
an heer ar their "Arfter" pants, at the bak ov the book:
This givs me eevn mor motivayshun to help her in her kwest: not ownly more choklit peanuts fer me, but possibly mor pants, if she gets too small fer the wuns sheezs in now! Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!
I'm off to empty the food cubberd.
Bye fer now!