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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Befor an Arfter pants!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Wa-heyy! I is Da Bear! /10
  • Day Score: 7.3961/10

Oh my! My cownter is neerly at 10,000!!! Hav a look! Ar yu the wun to tik it over to 10 big wuns??? If so, "Wa-heyy" an I throw my arms up at yu! I hav sum pants lined up fer a speshal frolick, heer, too!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

The fewtcher iz lookin up for my choklit peanuts supply! Mummy's new diet book haz arrived.

She ordered it off Amazon ages ago an tikt the box fer the slowest delivery so that she cud "treat herself" until it cayme in the post. Well, it's heer now, so get yor paws off the biskits.

Akchewally, I think I mite enjoy havin a flik throo it myself. On the inside covers the writers hav drawn their pants!

Heer ar their "Befor" pants, at the frunt ov the book:


an heer ar their "Arfter" pants, at the bak ov the book:

Wa-heyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This givs me eevn mor motivayshun to help her in her kwest: not ownly more choklit peanuts fer me, but possibly mor pants, if she gets too small fer the wuns sheezs in now! Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!

I'm off to empty the food cubberd.

Bye fer now!

18 comments:

Ellie Creek Ellis said...

um, 10, 000 it is!

woohoo!
i won!

what do i win, again?

Victorya said...

I got 10001! so put you over the top.

Alex L said...

10,016 I got.

Most of those after pants seem a little small to be frolicking in, are you sure they'd still be suitable for it.

Shaketownman said...

Nice collection of pants!
I will get one too

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you found a book with pants inside.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,
Well dun!
I shall do a speshol darnse ov joy fer yu!
:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Victorya,

Thank yu very muchly!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Yor not rong, yu kno. It can be perrilus frolicking wiv nearly-pants ("thongs") as they can get wippt rownd yor nek an choke yu. Still, wat a way to go, heh? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaHAAAAA!

But seeriusly, no, they ar not grayte fer air speed velossity.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Frog! Ar we goin to see yu in sum pants? Or jus frolickin sum?
WOW!
I carnt wayte!
Yu travel so much, Frog, shorly yuve come akross a Pant Mewseum by now?

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Issent it fantastik?

We dident eevn kno abowt the pants till the book arrivd. Mummy flikt it open wile talkin to Daddy anowt her diet, an stoppt in mid-sentence an went "PANTS!" then I ran in cos I'd herd her. I jumpt up on the taybol to get a look an WOW! PANTS! HAHAHA! I thort the book waz fer me fer a bit, but then I sor that the cover waz pink, so no. It's a gerly book. Nice pants tho.

:@}

mrsnesbitt said...

Bob, I have lost your e-mail, please could you let me have it...

denisedotnesbittatbtinternetdotcom

Thanks, I have something for you.
Dxx

A.Bananna said...

ah man! I did not make it in time to be 10,000. that is alright though. congrats ms. creek. bob should have green godess salad dressing for the prize! lol.

wow! lots of pants! that is a pretty neat looking book!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt,
Coo! Thank yu!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,

I hope they bring out a poster to go wiv the book!

An er.....green goddess salad dressin??? wha????

:@o

Unknown said...

Whooa, go and take a rest Bob, that's far too many pants for a bear!

Phy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phyth, yu can never hav too menny pants!!!!

Peaceful/Paisible said...

I do congratulate you for having so many visits...You deserve it, and I am so proud of knowing you...about all these pants, I would like to have some wall paper for the new caravan of Paisible's French blogs...I think that would look great...what do you think?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mousie, oo yes! It wud mayke an exslent bakgrownd! I carnt wayt eto see it!

Wa-heyyyy!!!!!!!

:@D