WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, September 07, 2007

(no title, just a sort ov sy-ing noyze, reelly)

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 7.384/10

Well, if yu wont to kno the troof, I've been feelin a bit fed up today. I think I may be missin Grayum.

I rang him up at Granny's, an he sed heez havin fun wiv sumwun cald Ozzie Bear, wun ov Granny's Bears. I don't do jelluss, so that's all rite.

Yestaday an Tchewsday I waz OK coz the Windosill Bear Familee cayme down off the windowsill. So I waz all rite then. I had other Bears to talk to. An play wiv. But today I felt a bit, well, to be onnist, On My Ownsum.

Dilly arskt me if I wantid her Dolly fer company an I do kno she waz tryin to be nice, but the thing iz, even tho she waz tryin to be nice, as sergestgens go, that wun waz as yewsful as wings on a chiken.

I jus don't think it's fare that Grayum left me wivowt dew consultayshun, or wivowt sendin another Bear from Granny's playse to take his playse, like Blooberry or Henri. Now he's down there wiv all those Bears an I'm not, but I'm not jelluss, an an an an I'm left stuk up heer wiv a manic crocodile hoo thinks she's half dragon an can talk to werms.

An eevn SHEEZ got frends. Altho menny ov them ar werms. Or frogs. An an an all I've got is sponsibilitys. They havent eevn replaysed my choklit peanuts yet.

Oh well. Gills ar playin tommorro, so ware yor bloo things, won't yu? That's so long as yu arnt too bizzy to remember. Like, bizzy wiv yor other Bears. But that's ok. I don't do jellus.

I think I'll put a luvley portrayte ov Lisa heer, to cheer me up.

Thare. That's a bit better all reddy.

Bye fer now!


Dilly said...

Wings on chikn not be yewsless.
Keep chikn sides warm.

Ms. Creek said...

1) stop feeling sorry for yourself!
2) chicken wings aren't useless, they are yummy to eat!
3) you should be grateful and thankful dilly was trying to be nice and not rubbing it in that you got left behind.
4) your nose is still cute. SMOOCHIES!

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Poor baby, it's a good thing you don't do jealous, or you might be feeling even worse, eh? Here's lots of nose hugs to make you feel better ((xxx))

Phytheas said...

Bob, please don't be sad. Now here's a plan. If Granny has a computer you could get web cams. You could operate the one in your home and Granny's bears could operate the one in her home. You'll then be able to see what they're getting up to.


PS - I know she's a dragon, but I think Dilly really was trying to cheer you up.

A.Bananna said...

cheer up! you still have all of us!!

Rachelle said...

Dear Bob,
I wish you were closer to me, I have a little alpaca here who could use a playmate! Chin up my little friend!

Anonymous said...

Nose Hugs!

Victorya said...

Bob, if you go to my blog I got a post that might cheer you up. After all, you cheer us up everyday! doesn't that cheer you up?

And I echo what Ms. Creek said, chicken wingers are yummy.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Dilly, if a chikn's wings keep its sides warm, wat keeps its wings warm?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,


it's my blog an I'll cry if I want to!

anananana ananan I SED I knew she waz tryin to help! an I'm gonna tell her yu eat chikn wings!

ooo smoochies


Dilly said...

Wings keep chkn sides warm.
FLAP wings, keep wings warm.

(bluddy oviuss....)


Dilly said...


MWEAH! Taysty!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Dilly, if yu think that dino-wagons ar relaytid to berds, an yor part wagon, that meens that eeting chkn wings is cannabollism.

Dilly said...

Still taysty.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I don't do jelluss.

Ahh thank yu fer the nose hugs. I've been missin yu...

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alas, Phyth, Granny duzzent hav a pewter. She did hav wun wunce, an did a corse on how to ywes it. But wen she cayme home she kept fergettin how to switch it on. It blew up in the end. We mite get her another wun wun day. Akchewally, Mummy blew HER larst wun up, too! AND the kettle, SAND the microwayve. I am seein a link...

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Ahh thanks a.b.! Yu all help.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Wen we wer owt drivin larst week we went parst a notiss pointin up a hill in sum woods, an it sed there wer llamas there! I hope we go bak an investygate soon. Llamas an alpacas always mayke me larf. An bunnies. I did see a bunny today. He waz by the side ov the road as we went parst, nibbling a leaf. I wantid us to go bak an shoo him into the bushes cos he waz too near the edge. But daddy thort I ment boot him wun an sed that wud be crol. But I dident meen that.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

))))thanks Chewy!((((

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...




That reelly cheerd me up. But tell mem, did yu follo that sine?