We lost!!!
Weekend's scores:
- Gills: yes but I bet they wish they haddent botherd
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: yes
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too fed up an alone an no-wun to play wiv much, reelly, so I jus sort ov huggd my foot most the time, wich duzzent reelly get a suprizisity scor, cos it's my own foot, so it knows wen I'm comin. /10
- Overall Score: oh, bum in a jockstrap, I dunno /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
WE LOST!!!OK, paws up hoo dident ware bloo on Saterday???? Eh?
I suppose it's my folt. I shud hav told yu all that the gayme startid erly, at 1 o clok.
Well akchewally, no, cos it startid erly cos England waz playing a game layter in the arfternoon, so they thort, "If we play at the sayme time, no wun will come an watch, cos England ar playin on telly, an evrywun will be watching them." So reelly, it's England's folt. THEY mayde us play erlier an so peepol dident get their bloo things on in time.
Anyway. We lost 3 - 0 to Southend (full nayme: Saaf-end-ov-the-werld Utd).
An do yu kno wat happend next? (Other than my 3 choklit peanuts to compansayte?) THE MANIDGER OV OUR TEAM RESiGNED.
Ohhhh............... sumtimes it's very painful to be loyal. I blayme Daddy, reelly. HE got me into serpportin Gillingham. If my Daddy had serpported sum big team like Manchester Utd (full nayme: Man, weer so scum it's offishal, chester Utd), I'd hav had a few mor wins. Hhhhhhhh......
ENYWAY! Onwood an upwood! (we Bears ar good at all woods.) I hav compozd a letter to the chairman to offer my servisses as new manidger. As weev lost 5 ov our ferst 6 gaymes this seeson, I carnt do werse than the larst wun. So heer goze:
I think I may be in wiv a shot. Arfter all, it waz me tutchin the ball wiv my paw that mayde us win larst week!
Wish me luk!
Bye fer now!
18 comments:
i'm not really a fan of the whole sports mentality...but i just wanted to tell you that hugging your own foot does count as a hug suprizisity when you're all alone!
:o)
Well I cant see how they can refuse an offer like that, their literally getting you for peanuts....
Ho hum. Cheer you self up with a dance and some peanuts. I saw lots of footballists in A&E yesterday, while soothing the JCBinC, they didn't look very happy either!
Phy
My two nieces won their soccer (football to you) games this past weekend. Maybe the Gills need some girls on their team.
Oh Bob T
Don't be too downhearted, I am a fan of Rugby league and My Team Lost yesterday as well. We have lost 4 times to the same team this season, that hurts, and we can't make the playoffs either. Although not a footy fan, i was wering blue pants (and believe me they're big!) for you.
Hope you get the job, or at least an advisory position.
Keep smiling
Too bad! I like the letter though! I think its worth a shot too!! good luck with it! hey! you should put some blue pants in the letter too! :)
I heard this sad news on the radio. I hope they take notice of your letter! :o)
Aha! Ruth! I see I am not the ownly wun up at this hour!
Awwwwww thanks, Ms Creek. I mus say, it duzz hav a very comfortin feelin abowt it. Mummy duzz it too. Daddy tried an cuddent get up off the flor for 3 hours.
Pope Terry,
CHOKLIT peanuts! Do yu think I underpriced myself? Shud I add a zeero?
Phy,
I did hav sum choklit peanuts. Mummy waz feelin down so I let her hav 3, too.
I carnt remember the larst time I saw a happy footballer, now I come to think of it....
CHEWY!!!!
NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Chewy!!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Hullo Dreadnaught! Havent seen yu in a wile!
WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!! BIG BLOO PANTS!!!!!
Thanks, Dreadnaught! I throw my arms up AT yu!
a.bananna,
Oh! I didnet think of that! I did draw sum on the envelope tho!
I am so so sad, youlost, have a slice of carrot cake, will comfort you...
love from Miss Mousie
Hello Bob, I hope the Scallywag signs you up, let us know if he replies! I shall be sure to wear my bloo pants to the game on Saturday.
Love Pompom xx
Hullo Pompom! Ar yu the sayme Pompom hoo rites on the Gills messidge bord? If so, my Daddy is on ther too, an he yewzes the nayme "EcuaGill".
I think Scally looks like a molerat.
:@}
Ooo Mousie! Weev got carrot cayke in the cubberd! I'd fergotten all abowt it.....
thanks!
:@}
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