Werk, bamboo, an Mummy's weerd.
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HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Things sort ov reternd to normal a bit rownd heer yesterday, becos the new skool term startid larst week.
Daddy waz a full time teetcher but resined becos his boss had anal retentivity problems. So he's a "serply teetcher" now an serplys himself to skools wen their own teetchers go missin.
Enyway, I must say, it mite be a bit ov a record for a teetcher to be off sik jus wun week into term, but Daddy got a call this mornin to say that wun was, so off he went to werk agen. We wer a bit nervoss for him, I mean, how bad duzz a room full ov 8-yeer-olds hav to be to drive their teetcher into hopsikol in wun week?
It waz OK tho- ternd owt she'd had a car aksydent. Az avoydin 8 yeer olds go, that's still a bit drastik. Not shor eevn Mummy wud try that wun.
MEENWILE heer ar sum foto's tayken Sunday wen we went fer a drive in Suffolk. We drove throo sum woods (very refreshin as I hadent been to the woods fer kwite a wile, I can tell yu) an fownd a small farm wiv a tabol owtside, coverd in food that waz for sayle. Ther waz a littol box for yu to put yor munny in, wich is very trusty. Mummy waz very eggsitid that she bort all this for £4.40:
I don't reelly understand wy laydeez get eggsitid over such things. It's not like he threw in sum choklit peanuts for free wiv evry cabbidge, is it?
I cayme across sum food myself, in this big bamboo:
I tried a bit:
But it wassent very taysty. I don't kno wat those Pandas go on abowt. Maybe they're mostly all laydeez, too.
Bye fer now!
13 comments:
poor Daddy, or happy daddy, he made a good choice I think...Mousie could say many things, but she rather forgets she once was a teacher...
You look so cute in the bamboo...we have some at home and one night we noticed Mereabeille was reading in the branches...well hidden...have a nice day my very very very dear dearest friend...never forget I love you
Miss Mousie
ps: I took an apple...very nice...
That looks like quite a haul, but I know what you mean normal food isnt very exciting is it.
I drove by a table in the country with a trust box selling sunflowers. I didn't buy any cuz I steal 'em from Tommy's yard next door. (Don't tell)
Hope those 8 year olds were kind to your Daddy. I do understand the excitment at all that food for only £4.40...just think if Mummy and Daddy eat all that they won't need to pinch your choklit peanuts ;o)
Oh BT, sounds like a fine time was had by all, eh? As for greyum, remind him not to let his guard down, they might look cute, but those eight year olds can eat a grown up for breakfast (trust me, I know). (x)
that's cool daddy is a substitute teacher...
when he was a regular teacher, what did he teach?
Hullo Mousie! I can understand how bamboo mite be good flarge,wy pandas eet it tho I don't kno. Maybe they don't eet it at all. Maybe they smoke it. That's wy they hav eyes like that.
Hope yu ar enjoyin yor garden.
:@}
Pope Terry,
Kwite rite. I see yor on my wayvelenf wunce agen! Yewzerly she ownly gets that eggsited over redewst price choklit.
:@}
Chewy,
HAHAHAHAHA we bort Granny sum sunflowers the other week. They had been redewst in price from £3 to 20p. It wud hav been grayte but Mummy left the price on. D'oh!
:@}
Ruth,
Ah yes, this waz my hope. Unfortewnitly Mummy haz enterd wun ov those weeks wer she starts to mayke werewolf noyzes if she duzzent get choklit. Her diet meens it is gettin a bit scary rownd heer. I've hidden my choklit peanuts in the ..... oooo better not. She comes in heer, yu kno, an she cud hav red that.
:@}
Shrinky!
Shrinky, Shrinky, Shrinky!
Grayum iz not my Daddy. Grayum iz a Bear. Daddy's nayme iz "Daddy".
HAHA!
An very few 8 yeer olds ar reelly cewt. It's the bogeys that giv them away.
:@D
Ms Creek,
He teetchis Junior skool so he duzz all the subjekts.
Yewzally it's 8 - 9 yeer olds, but larst term they sent him to a skool an ther waz a mix up. He had to tayke the "Resepshun Class", wich is the 4 an 5 yeer olds. HAHAHAHA.
Daddy iz tall. Did yu see the bit in the film "Time Bandits" wen John Cleese talks to the midgets?
HAHAHAHA
:@D
Bob, do REAL bears eat bamboo?
Phy
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