WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, October 08, 2007

Blogmate menaggery

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no, an they've sakt wun ov the temporary managers. Hahaa. Well if I dident larf, I'd cry.
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, the littol wun rownd the corner, fer a payper an cow-jooss
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 7.421/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

'S been hard to get on heer as weev chaynged our internet box thingy an sumtimes it won't let me get on, an then wen it duzz, it likes to play a gayme called "HAHA YU THORT YU WER ON BUT NOW YOR NOT HAHA". If an internet connekshon cud be a person, it'd be that spekky twat at the bak ov the clarssroom that no wun likes, an hoo duzzent kno it.

Enyway! In between waytin to get online an chewin my feet, I've drorn pikchers ov the peepol hoo arnserd my kwestchon the other day- wat kind ov Bear or Not-a-Bear wud yu be if yu wernt the Bear or Not-a-Bear that yu ar?

Heer ar the arnsers I got:


so heer yu all ar:


If yu carnt see it, email me an I'll send a bigger wun!

Bye fer now!

ps

Dilly sed to tell yu that she waz the wun hoo drew the dragon.

pps.

yeah, but I cullerd it in.

36 comments:

david mcmahon said...

My dear Bob,

I might not be the most regular visitor for the next three or four weeks because I have to hand over my novel on 31 October - but I'm always just one click away if you need me.

Will always be here for you and other blog friends.

Keep smiling

David

Chalkhills Collective said...

You're a clever old bear Bob (and I mean "old" in the wisdom sense).

Chalky

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Oh, that's me - that's definitely me. Thank you, lil' bear - you've wrapped a smile round my heart! ((nose-hugs))

ps. Does The Tate know about you?? I think they should.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Okilly dokilly, Dave! Good luk!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chalky,

Hehehe... wy thank cu!

:@}

CHEWY said...

Bee-you-tea-full!

All the bears & not-a-bears are happy together. Woo-Hoo!

Wow, Bob, you are the best bear artist. And Dilly did a swell job drawing the dragon.

Phytheas said...

Wow, Bob you're an artist too! I can see what you've drawn, unlike that Mr Moore! Hope the computer box thingy starts behaving soon.

Phy

PS - if they don't win, don't blame me - I can't wear blue this weekend - it's got to be red and white!

WalksFarWoman said...

I'm immortal! I'm famous! I'm a work of art! :)

You clever bear, what dexterity you have to hold crayons with these huge paws and claws.

Such a bear deserves to be celebrated so I'm adding you to my favourites - well it's only right. :)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Hehehe! Oh, I wish I had drorn Plumpimousie on ther, too! Never mind. She is on my bakgrownd payper!

I'm glad yu liket it. I liket doin the kinkajou- brown, small, an wiv rownd ears. Hehehee. Exslent traytes, those, yu kno!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phyth,

Gills hav sumtimes worn red or wite as an away kit. Um... but not together. Oh no! Mummy is thretnin to joyne yu! Looks like I may get a mewtinny on my pors....

Bu...bu...bu....can yu ware bloo pants underneeth??? Or or or...eet sum bloo lickerish?

Oh deer...

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Walksfarwoman,

))))gosh!((((

I've gon all pink agen.

Heheheeee...

Thanks!

Nose hugs!

:@}

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Hi Bob! Doz aw weoe kwet picktowz ov yo fwendz an me wuvz duh picktow ov me dat Dilly dwew an u kolowed. U did weow dood! Me yikez duh picktow of Ant Ewee az a mooz tu cuz dat wookz duzt yike uh mooz! hehehe

lolly said...

Bob,
Have you ever thought of taking up art as a hobbie? Meanie's mawmaw is an artist type and for Meanie to like your picture you should take that as a compliment! I REALLY liked the moose...almost as much as I like Ms. Creek! Keep up the great artwork and I look forward to seeing more pictures!

Lolly

Asta said...

Oooooh Bob
I think we'we living th esame nightmawe with the pwovidew..I haven't had a pootew since last thurs. and won't weally have one til this fwiday..bummew! EEEJits..disconnected me by mistake!

On a happiew note I LOVE myself as a beaw!!! you did such a gweat dwawing..I think maybe I'll have to be a beaw much mowe often..it's vewy pleasant to be a beaw..and I immediately got some choklit peanuts, so I'm sending you a gweat big bag full! Thank you fow the dwawing..I'm pwinting it out as soon as my pootew wowks again and keeping it in a vewy special place.
smoochie kisses
Asta

Ms. Creek said...

i LOVE the picture of a.bananna too as a butterfly! you did real well, BTB. i really like the way dilly colored in the dragon and what can i say about the moose? that moose has the cutest dang nose this side of the continental divide!

Rachelle said...

Dearest Bob,
You did it again my little friend.
You made me smile, and this time I even shed a tear, but it was the good kind.

I can relate to the puter woes, I have had double trouble lately with my internet service. Maybe it's a cold that's sweeping the ethernet?
Perhaps you'd better issue some tissue before I missyou!! :))
Silly, silly, silly.

Thank you, and you did a fabulous job on me as a dolphin, and that moose! WOW!! Good job little bear, whoever said dynamite comes in small packages must have known you, and my Narya :))
Slainte~
Rachelle

Ms. Creek said...

BTW, BTB,
I stole your pic and posted it on my blog so my viewers could see how awesomely cute it is AND linked it to your post...just couldn't resist.

Thanks for making me smile.

And Chewy is great! lol

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Kan me uz duh picktow ov me on me bwog?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Chuck!

Oops- I hope yu dident mind I put Meanie on the pikcher, not yor reel nayme. Uh fergot. D'oh!

Yez, yews it on yor blog. If yu like I can email yu a close up ov just yu so it will be bigger. But yu need to send me yor email. Mine is skutter8@hotmail.com

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lolly,

Oh I dident kno Meanie's Mawmaw waz a artist. Wat wiv Chewy too, I'm serrowndid by arty foke hoo can all dror better than me!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

Sorry to heer abowt yor pewter. Mus be the time ov yeer. It waz jus this time ov yeer LARST yeer that Mummy's blew up. Onnist. Ther waz smoke an sparks an the smell ov burnin! We thort it waz Dilly at ferst...

THank cu fer the smoochies! I sor a dog that lookt jus like yu the other day. He waz waytin to cross the rode. I showtid hello owt the window as we drove parst, jus in cayse it waz yu.

:@}

A.Bananna said...

I think you did a very good blog! you made my day!! I can always count on you to make me smile!! :)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Hehehee

I wonder wat yor fans will think ov it! Hehhee.

Issent my Mum ment to be drorin yor cat? George? Is that YOR cat? Cos sheez lost the link an now carnt remember hooz cat it waz. But her hed is a bit mad laytely, don't worry.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ah Rachelle, so long as it waz a good teer not a sad wun. An yu got off luky. Sumtimes that Shrinky wets her pants wen she larfs.

Thank cu abowt the littol pakkidges. I am littol, me. Bowt 8 inchis tall.

8-an-a-bit wiv me boots on.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

ooo! a.bananna! Yu mayde me jump, sneekin in ther in between me postins!

Glad yu liket the butterfly. I tried to put in sum hair an a smile but I dident giv myself enuff room...

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrinky, I've ownly jus notisst yor comment cos I waz rytin the sayme time as yu! Hehe! I'm glad yu liket the elephanty. I did her a perply culler fer yu as I dident think gray wud be rite!

:@}

Pope Terry said...

You had the exact smae idea I had, great minds hey Bob.

Phytheas said...

How does this sound Bob? I'll wear my blue pants until kickoff at 8pm, then I'll have to take them off and change into red and white, as the other side wear blue.

Phy

Ms. Creek said...

i emailed the picture to you, btb!

Sandy Kessler said...

no sandy bear sad - an alpaca of course but I'd rather be a bear!!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

yor pic ov the octo-goat waz amayzin, an a littolbit creepy!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phyth,

that sownds grayte.

Even better, layer yor pants wun over the other, this will not ownly sayve time wen yu hav to wip off the bloo wuns but also, yu get to enjoy twice as much pantayshusness throo-out the day!

Wa-heyy!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Ah yes, fownd it!

I'll remind her.

(Wy is he called George Dog?)

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandy,

Bears ar the best thing to be. Arfter kangarooes.
An alpacas.
An llamas, too, cos then yu can spit at peepol yu don't like an peepol still think yor cewt an let yu get away wiv it.

:@}

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wail!!!! My messidge didn't appear! Must've done somfin rong.
I'll say it again now - THANK YOU BOB for your lovely drorin - i'm so frilled to be on it. I look really nice as a swan, betterthanagranny!)I'm going to save it. Big nosehug, Lynda (GrannyK)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Lynda! Glad yu liket it!

:@}