WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Mor poo.

Today's scores:
  • Gills: yes, we lost. Poo.
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: still waytin to go. Daddy promist me a trip this mornin an I'm still waytin. Huh.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy tryin to think Gills into winnin /10
  • Day Score: not too good /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Sorry I havent been abowt. Mummy had to get her larst bit ov collidge werk in by yesterday. Sheez had munths to do it so natchrilly she startid it on Wenzday an kept goin till midday Therzday. Lukily ther iz a postal strike heer, so wen it duzzent get there on time sheez goin to blayme that. She got a laydy in the post offiss to sine a bit ov payper sayin she postid it in time!

So enyway this meens sheez been hoggin the compewter! Sept fer yesterday wen she waz too sleepy to log it on fer me. I'm good at the bloggin bit, I am, but I carnt press the big switch in at the start. It's a bit stiff fer a small Bear.

And so this is how Mummy cayme to mayke Gillingham looz today! Becoz I dident get on heer to remind yu all to ware bloo! So there! It's HER folt that we lost FIVE - NIL to Swindon, (full nayme: Swine Town Cheatin Scum).

That, plus the fakt that they wer cheatin. Wich is obvioss, reelly. I meen look at that scor: 5 - 0. That's jus ridikuloss an PROOVS that they cheated. Our players wer all jus too polite, that's wat it waz. Tsk.

Sum grayte arnsers to my kwestchon the other day. I'm goin to see if I can dror sum ov them. HAHAHA! Thank cu all!

Bye fer now!

16 comments:

sandykessler said...

Bob are you attracted to any female bearts at present and if so pictures please??Sorry about Gills !!!

Merisi said...

Good morning, little brown bear! So nice of you to come visit my playground! Leaving those tracks to follow you over here was a great idea. I hope you let your mommy sleep in today, it's Sunday after all plus she posted her college papers (tell her "Good job!", we all need encouragement, don't we?).
Winning 5:0 is defintely suspicious. I hope next time your team makes toast of them (or you eat 'em with a little honey smeared on top of those cheating little hearts or at least fletch your teeth at them!).
Have you been over to my "serious" blog, Vienna for Beginners. I can't promise a honey pot, but a few more pictures. ;-)
Blue sky and sunshine from Vienna,
M.

Pope Terry said...

Yes yes I did that as well, leave it all till it was due, the pressure you see lead me to my greatest work, well thats my excuse, and I'm sticking to it, I'm sure your mother would use it to.

I'll try and work on a sketch of my octo-goat it may find its way to my blog

Phytheas said...

Bob, ever thought about supporting rugbyists instead?

Phytheas said...

Another sort of poo
Bob, look what Swiss blogging bear Nounours has on his blog Charmin bears. Stick a in your ear for a translation (of sorts).

Phy

mrsnesbitt said...

raining here, so bike adventure is not going to happen. Now it is foggy as well! I can see some big mole hills have appeared in the field opposite our house!!!!!!!Or is it cow pats?
Wont send Wilma to check!

LOL!
Dxx

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandy,

female bears? Heheee...no, I don't reelly kno eny, not ov my own age, enyway. I ownly reelly kno LBBBJ's mum. An a few other mumma Bears that liv at Granny's. But no littol gerl bears.
I'm savin meself fer Lisa Simpson. Sheez luvvvvvvvley.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Merisi,

my Mummy popt over to yor Vienna blog cos sheez always wantid to go to Vienna. They wer clever foto's, wiv the reflekshons.

Mummy slept in wiv Grayum Bear today. She has a seerioss blog too, an has put sum ov her collidge werk on it here!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

I'm goin to dror wun too. I winder if they'll be the sayme. That wud spooky! Hehehee...

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phyth,

I did! I serpportid Oirland! An they lost too!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

WHAT THE???

Hav theez peepol not herd of my campayne agenst Charmin???

This is terribol!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt,

Mummy's all eggsited cos she sor a hedgehog larst nite. Mostly she jus finds their poo. Havent seen a hedgermahogin fer so long she waz beginnin to think it was me leevin littol blak globules on the lorn.

:@D

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Howdy fwum Wyoming, Bob! Wee yike tu day: Kowboy Up!

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Eeek, I think it's my fault, (sorry) I forgot to wear hubby's blue boxers! I won't let you down next week, I promise.

Gee, your mummy is sooo clever, she doesn't need to faf about eaking out any assignments, bash - out she churns it - done. (I'll bet she does really well, too.) Where do you think you get your brains from?? (Smile)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo agen Chuck! Nise to heer yu all cheerful an bownsy!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrinky!
I knew it!
I blinkin knew it!!!
As a punishment I want yu to put those boxers on yor hed an stand in the corner an think deeply abowt wat yu did.

Heheheee.

Ownly jokin.

THat wuddent eevn be a punishment, wud it?

Heheheee.

I get my braynes from a long long line ov brainy Bears. They all gayve their brains a rest fer 6 months ov the yeer, yu see, so it never got worn out.

;@)