WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Weer off on advenchers!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: yes. We playd Carlisle, full nayme Carlisle Cheetin Scum. Now, heer's an intrestin faktoid: wen we wer all in town yesterday, I arskt Mummy an Daddy wat they rekond the scor wud be. Daddy sed 3-2 to the oppozishun, wich is disloyal, but at leest he gayve us 2 goles. Mummy sed weed looz 2-0. Huh. I sed weed win cos I do loyal. Bears do, yu kno. So enyway, soon as we got home I put the telly on to chek an gess wat? Weed lost 2 - 0. This meens that my Mummy is a witch.
  • Simpsons: no, but I did find a Lisa Simpson doll in Debenhams, an solved a mistry that haz bugged me fer yeers- her pants ar wite an laycey. Wa-heyyy!!!
  • Tesco: yes- Mummy took bak her fone cos it broke. She lost the reseet so she told them it was a present. Not ownly is she a witch sheez narsty an tells lies.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 7.29861/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!


Weer off to Ireland this mornin- weer leevin in abowt 2 hours an won't be bak till Wenzday. Nowun is pakt yet. Or drest. They're mostly sippin tea an goin "Ah, yes. Musent ferget that..." an then goin off an doin sumthing diffrent. I predikt a riot.

So I'm sorry but this blog won't be updaytid fer a few days. (Wich is poo. Cos I enjoy bloggin. I enjoy visitin yor blogs too, an reedin yor stuff, an the comments yu leev, an I shall miss all that...)


Not shor how this cayme abowt as at ferst, ownly Daddy waz goin an we wer all stayin behind to frolick wivowt him. But now weer ALL goin. I've been up most the nite praktissin my Kung Fu so I don't get kidnappt agen.

ENYWAY. Heer's a few pic's from yestaday that I thort mite keep yu entertayned. Colchester carsol issent far from us so we went bak to chek on the flower bear.



Heer's the flower bear. Now, errlier in the yeer we went to see it, an it waz jus like this. Ruth had pikchers ov it too, in fakt.

Well, wun day, Mummy sed owt lowd there, "Wat that bear needs is a pot ov hunny in frunt ov him." WELL! Look wat's there now!-

Yu see? Witchitery, I call that. AN she mayd Gillingham looz yestaday (see abuv). An I'VE got to go on a playne wiv this wuman! I'm off now to warn the others...

Bye fer now!

11 comments:

Pope Terry said...

ooh, be careful Bob, she might put a spell on you if you go spreading that around to much.... you dont wanna end up a frog do you?

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Hurry back Bob, we're gonna' miss you. If you get kidnapped, we'll all chip in to pay the ramsom, worry ye not - us blog-mates need to look out for each other. It's handy having a witch-mummy, if you keep on her good side, that is..

sandykessler said...

oh Bob I know you and the witch and crew will find such interesting fun adventures in Ireland . Missing you already as we do with our favorite bears. Wait till you see what I've found on your return I'll wait till Wednesday to show it !!!Love both the moose posts and the flower bear . You rock my world you wonderful bear !!

CHEWY said...

I think Mummy is a good witch. Have fun in Ireland. Watch out for leprechauns, they can be trouble-makers.

mrsnesbitt said...

Ooooooooooooh Bob have a god time.
I will keep something from my party celebration for you tomorrow...I am celebrating 40,000 visitors tomorrow! Oh and i have a special something to share.......see you soon.
Dxx

PS We went to Ireland last year! I was the only woman with 13 bikers! LOL! Tough eh, but somebody has to do it!

Dxxxx

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,
I kno a good frog, he livs in Belgum. But no, I wuddent like to be wun. I'm a Bear!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ah Shrinky,

Larst time they ownly valewd me at an insulting 1c. so the ransum shuddent be a problem. Weer off to see sum neffews this eevnin akchooolly, an I've been praktissin my PHWAH! moovs.

Hehehee.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandy,
I carnt wayte to see wat yu fownd!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

If she wer a GOOD witch sheed hav mayde Gillingham win!!!!

Poo!

As fer lepreecorns, I rekkon Dilly has fownd sum. I havent seen much ov her since we got heer, an she likes green things.... I rekkon they're up to sumthin.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt,

WOW!!!! 40,000!!!!!! Waheyyy! I am throwin my arms up at yu! Well, not rite now I'm not, cos I wuddent be abol to tipe very well if I did. But I will in a minit.

:@}

Dee T, and Tine T. Bears said...

Grandma made us a toe-pee-airy for our garden that's a Teddy Bear (or is he -- that's one you'll have to help us with, when we get that far on our blog -- are bears made from peat moss and plants bears or not-a-bear?), and he sits on a hunnee pot! We've gotten way behind on our blog, since we're showing all the garden pictures, but, when we get that far, we'll let you know.

Our Daddies are letting us do the blog for August and maybe September, a'cuz we're their favoritestest kids, of course, and we are part of the Garden Gals.

Well, we are their favoritestest (don't tell our bwuders), but we really think they are too busy watching football (Abearican kind - wif our bwuders) to keep up, so Grandma helps us with blog entries, cuz she doesn't like watching it either (even though we sing the fight song and cheer when they get points.) Guys?! They're so hard to understand.

We've we just added our latest entry, but it's not 'bout the toe-pee-airy yet, but give us a couple more entries, and you'll see him -- and all of us with him!

Glad you got to Ireland and back safely. (We love your grandparents' garden, and the colorful water thingies!) Even our People Granddaddy sneaks over to keep up with your blog, and he's not even a blogger! Hope he reads ours, too! Teehehehehe

Your Shorter Fans,
Tine and Dee
Teddy and Spaulding's daughters