WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, October 19, 2007

Mooooose!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, the littol wun rownd the corner- we ran owt ov sultarnas. Mummy feeds them to the starlins. Wen we run owt, they all sit on the roof like in that Hitchcok film. Best not risk it.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: um, fergot abowt this /10
  • Day Score: 9/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

We hav a frend in Merryka calld Beth. She livs in a playse calld Millinocket, wich I think is wun ov the funnyest playse naymes ever. I think it's Soux for "oo er missus, I've mislayd me pants".

ENYWAY. Beth sent us sum foto's ov this moose, hoo desydid to hav a bayby on sumwun's frunt lorn-


Heer they ar playin "Moose! Not-a-moose!", a variayshun on the game "Bear! Not-a-bear!":
An heer they ar, engaygin in that grayte tradishonal Bear sport, Syncronized Sitting:
As yu can see, they wud get hi marks fer Placing, but Junior needs to werk a bit mor on Form.

Issent this grayte? MY Mummy gets all exsytid if she finds hedgehog poo on the garden. Imagin wat sheed do if she lookt owt wun day an fownd theez! HEHEHEHEEE!

(Wat wud yu call him? I think he looks like a Ralf. Ralf The Moose. Hehehe. Wiv ears like that, they mite invite them to stay ther, so they can pik up saterlite TV.


Bye fer now!!!

28 comments:

Phytheas said...

Double chocolate moose!

I was watching a programme on the telly last night about hedgehogs - I'm going out looking for their poo in the garden this evening.

Phy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hehehe!
It's yewzly long, thin an blak. From a distants it looks like a nobbly slug. Hehehee!

:@}

lolly said...

Bob~
I have never seen a hedgehog or hedghog poop. But I have seen lots of moose and moose poop. They like to wander around where Meanie's Mawmaw grew up. They can be very mean sometimes. Hope your Mum is feeling better!
Lolly

CHEWY said...

I want to kiss them! I feel all kissy to animals today. Here's a kiss and nose hug for Bob and Dilly.

Anonymous said...

Hi Bob - I will do my best to find some moose poo and maybe even bear boo and send pictures. Didn't realize this would be interesting until now!

Love to you and Milly!
Beth in Merryka

mrsnesbitt said...

BOB BOB!
Oooooooooooooooh I can hardly contain meself ere!
I have just returned home after going out to collect me new bear family...

and something else!
I COULD NOT BELIEVE MY EYES WHEN I SAW THE ADVERT!!!!

oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH AM JUMPING UP AND DOWN HERE!

tEE HEE HEE......
WATCH OUT ON MY BLOG!

IT'''' IS JUST SO INCREDIBLE!

oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!

Calamity Jane said...

There's a moose loose aboot this hoose!!

dyslexicimp said...

Hi Bob,
My sister-in-law rescues hurt hedgehogs, she has a three legged one going round and round her garden at the moment!

sandykessler said...

what fun thanks Bob what does T stand for ?/ a newbee?

Pope Terry said...

Ralph seems to suit him. I only ever find cat poo in my backyard.

Ms. Creek said...

wow! thank you for these awesome pics! i grew up with moose in the Rocky Mountains of western Wyoming. They are powerful creatures! I'm thinking the person taking the pictures zoomed in quite a bit!

A.Bananna said...

I like ralf. he looks like a ralf.
What if he is a she?? then what would you name her?? ralfina??

one time we left the back window open in our bronco and a cat pooped all over in the very back. last time that ever happened!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lolly,

Yes I can see how they mite be a bit meen sumtimes. I carnt imagin them smiling!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

I shall tell Dilly to come an collekt her kiss from yu. I'm not parsing it on!!!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Beth,

Hullo!!!!

I'm lookin forward to those pic's alreddy! HWHWHWHEEE!

THANKS! An thanks fer bein a frend to my Mum! Yu mayke her smile.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt,

I carnt wayte! Oh oh! Oh! Is it another Bear????

Oh I'm scared I'm goin to hav to wayte now cos it looks like weer ALL goin to Ireland tomorro...

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Calamity Jane,

Hey I remember that song! I'm gonna go rownd singin it today now...

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

dyslexicimp,

Hullo there!

WOW a 3 legged hedgermahoggin. No wonder it goze rownd in sircols. Por thing! Duz she feed it cat food? Mum sez they luv cat food. We giv ours corned beef sumtimes an it thinks it's got a berfday or sumthing...

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Sandy!

The T is for "The"! Bob The Bear! But yu may call me Bob.

Hehhe.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Larst time Mummy mowed the lorn she fownd 9 cat pooes. We don't hav a cat. But the other cats in the road all think our garden is neutral territry, so they all poo in it.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

I wonder if the postman stopt delivering their letters. The peepol in the howse, I meen, not the mooses. They probly yews email.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

A.bananna,

I don't think it's a gerl. If it was, Ralf wuddent sooot it.

Heheheeeee

Mousie/Paisible said...

i saw one female in Sweden years ago, they are so big so impressive, beautiful animals...but you are the most beautiful one my darling...
plenty of love from Miss Mousie...tell your mum she should make a favicon on your blog, with your photo, that would be very posh !!!

Celebration of Life said...

Hi Bob! I hope your mawmaw is feeling better now! I am sure you took very good care of her like Chuck (aka: Meanie) does me when I am not feeling very well. Give your Mawmaw hugs and tell Dilly hello for me!

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Huhwow Bob! Me yike dat baybee mooz! Waow iz Dilly deez dayz? Taow huh tu dum dee me!
Wuv,
Chuck

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mousie!

It's good to see yu bak!

Wat is a favicon???

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

celebration of life,

Mummy is mostly better now, but nervuss ov goin to Ireland. Weev been doin hed hugs.

THankS!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Meanie,

Dilly has been bizzy warin a nerse hat. But I'll parss on yor messidge!

:@}