WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, October 15, 2007

Unjustifyably pickt on

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: yes! We got a not-a-looz agenst Milwall (their motto is "Evrybody haytes us an we don't care" wich sums it up, reelly, wivowt me addin to it) the scor waz 1 - 1. Me an Grayum took Daddy to the match wile Mummy an Dilly went to Granny's.
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: no- Mummy sneakt off wivowt me
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9 -sum ov Granny's Bears ar gettin good at this sport /10
  • Weekend Score: 8.296/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I've been told off today an I dident eevn do nuthin to diserve it, it's jus cos that Dilly is a tell-tale-tit wiv no sense ov hewmer, an look wat I hav to put up wiv.

She sed I was rood to her but I wassent.

I was singing this song:

Wat's that comin over the hill?

Is it a monster?

No, it's Dilly.

-wich, as I explayned to the whingein reptile, sez that she WASSENT a monster.

But I still got told to apologize an I'm not, cos I dident call her a monster.

Enyway I dident say it enyway cos I was singin. So there.

Bye fer now!

16 comments:

Phytheas said...

Bob, what you said, I think it's very funny. I'm with you. What do dragons know?

Phy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Wa-heyyy, Phyth! Hi paws! Phwah!

Asta said...

Dilly suwe has delicate feelings..I don't think you called hew a monstr at all..and how come we didn't win?? i wowe my Daddi's blue pants and evewything..hrmphhhhhh
smoochie kisses
Asta

Pope Terry said...

Stick to your guns Bob, dont change your mind.

sandykessler said...

The injustice !!!

mrsnesbitt said...

I think this calls for a HUGE sulk! Get that pet lip out Bob! and make it a big pet lip, with room for us all to come and camp on it! LOL!

CHEWY said...

I know a song.

I see London, I see France,
I see Bob T's underpants.

A.Bananna said...

I know that song chewy! lol.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

yes, Mummy sez she is sensitiv an that I shud remember that she is yunger than me. Huh.

As fer the footie, yes, we shud hav wun, but they cheeted.

Grrrrrr...

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Absolootly! On my wayvelenth agen, sir!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandy,

kwite so! An boy duzz she WHINE.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt,

Heheheeee

Yeah but I'm farrrr too matchor for that sort ov thing. I stopt torkin to her fer a day, but that's diffront.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

WA-HEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Wat a good song. I'm gonna try that wun on Dilly.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,

I see yors an they've got a stripey pattern on!

:@}

CHEWY said...

I know another song. It's a little disgusting if you think about it.

milk, milk,
lemonade
around the corner
fudge is made

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy, HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!Hahahahaha! I'm DEFNITLY singin THAT wun to her! HAHAHAHA!

:@}