- Gills: yes! We got a not-a-looz agenst Milwall (their motto is "Evrybody haytes us an we don't care" wich sums it up, reelly, wivowt me addin to it) the scor waz 1 - 1. Me an Grayum took Daddy to the match wile Mummy an Dilly went to Granny's.
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: no- Mummy sneakt off wivowt me
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9 -sum ov Granny's Bears ar gettin good at this sport /10
- Weekend Score: 8.296/10
I've been told off today an I dident eevn do nuthin to diserve it, it's jus cos that Dilly is a tell-tale-tit wiv no sense ov hewmer, an look wat I hav to put up wiv.
She sed I was rood to her but I wassent.
I was singing this song:
Wat's that comin over the hill?
Is it a monster?
No, it's Dilly.
-wich, as I explayned to the whingein reptile, sez that she WASSENT a monster.
But I still got told to apologize an I'm not, cos I dident call her a monster.
Enyway I dident say it enyway cos I was singin. So there.
Bye fer now!