WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, October 12, 2007

Bit mor re Air Travol

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, finally! I got to ride in the trolley. It waz a bit ov a rusht vizit, as the lites on the car hav broken, so we had to skoot arownd befor it got dark. Hehehee. Mummy puts her feet on the base ov the trolley and pushes herself up an down the isles goin "weeee". Hehehee. Bless.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 7.83946219547861356431/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Thank cew fer all yor messidges ov serpport fer Bobbus Bearus Maximus, hooz problim I feetcherd yestaday. I hav now had a reply from him, an wat a fine fello he looks too- this is he:

I'll let him explayne hoo the littol wuns sittin on his hed ar:

I thought yud like to see a pictur of me. Im a verry simlar color to Mr Grunter. Maybe when Im an old bear I will hav a yewneek nose shaype to. I sertenly get enuff cuddles. In the backgrownd yu can just abowt see my frends: Jorj and Pi. Jorj is a verry old bear. In fact hes aynshent. He has brite orrinj i's wich r a bit scary. Pi is an oktopus and he swam ashor at Jon a Growts wen we wer on holiday last year. He had bin cort in a fishermans net and had lost to legs and wossent doing verry well so we adopted him even tho hes notabear.

Thanks, Bobbus Bearus Maximus! Mummy waz a tad worreed at ferst that Pi waz a spider, an she duzzent like those. In fakt, she feeds them to the vacewm cleener.

Bobbus is still kwite yung but as yu can see, he is alreddy gettin the tell-tayle hugger-nose shape. This chaynge in nayzal dyrekshon can corze sumthin like arfrytus in Bears, an this can be treeted by rubbin on sum hunny. Wunse it's been on there fer an hour or so, yu can lik it off, or jus rub yor nose into a bit ov soft bred, and then that'll do yor lunch.

Enyway, Bobbus ashors us that if he goze to the airport he wil carry extra choklit to giv to them in exchaynge fer them not unstitchin him to investigayte his voyse box. He adds:

I will let yu no how I get on if I go on the plane at Krismas as Im shur other bears in my possishon wuld like to no.

Int that nise ov him?

I'm not shor ware he comes from, but he serpports Aberdeen Football so he mite be up in Scottyland. (WOW, I hav sum cuzzins up there!)

Oooo! Oooo! That reminds me! Gillingham ar playin tomorro, so on wiv yor bloo pants an stuff, evrywun! The gayme starts erly, at 12 noon. Those ov yu in USA, it mite be an idea to go to bed warin sumthing bloo, rather than get up an chaynge in the middol ov the nite.

Wa-heyyy!

Bye fer no!

16 comments:

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wahay Bob! The only bears that have been on planes wiv me didn't have voices. I would have thought that the exray machine (wot looks in ladies handbags) would show the voicebox in quite good detail.
I wonder how all those Steiff bears coming over from Germanland go on? Some of em play 'Eidelweiss' n stuff cos they have swallowed music boxes!
I will put my blue pants on my head today for the match, hope I remember to take them off before going to Tesco. Love you!

Merisi said...

Psssst: The Steiff Bears travel on the QE2 (well, Queen Mary, nowadays). Infact, they have to earn their fare by dancing (!) and singing all the way to New York harbor. Quite disgraceful, don't you think? The world ain't flat, it's inflated, Mr. Friedman, and full of stuffed bears competing for a place in the blog!).

sandykessler said...

blue it tis !!!tonight . I'm watching 11 futball games - football today Goo Gillys

sandykessler said...

try to contol yourself but I have a dog just like Santas little helper - named Pharoah 4 years old italian greyhound sent youa photo

Asta said...

Hello Bob!
I will find Daddi's blue pants and put them on befowe bed..I hope it helps !
I will cewtainly make suwe thewe is jelly an tryfol an choklit cayke at the pawty...
That advice about applying honey should wowk fow booboos on wiwefox tewwiews too don't you think??
smoochie kisses
Asta

Nounours said...

I have just travelled back to Salmonberry (my hometown) next to a real Lufthansa bear, this really was an enjoyable experience... Huhu.

(I promise will definitely stop wiping my b... with Charmin, never realized it was more than a printed bear on it... sigh.)

Cheers.

nounours.bleublog.ch

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Ah, I wish him lck - nobody likes to have the stuffing taken out of them, do they? Hey, I was born in Aberdeen, maybe I'm related to him..?

Stargazer said...

Hello, I followed your link from David McMahon's authorblog. Your blog is really cute! :)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda!
Wa-heyyyy!
THat's a good poynt, abowt the voyse boxes. I dident think ov that.

I don't kno wy Bears wud be cwallowin mewsik boxes as we're jolly good singers, enyway.

Don't worry abowt remoovin the pants. It mite catch on, and that wud be brillyant!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Merisi!

Singin AND darnsin yu say? Hehehee... that mite be the cheep booze on bord. Mind yu, we do tend to enjoy a good boogie.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandy!

THanks fer yor loyal bloo wearin, wich helpt us get a not-a-looz!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandy-

ooo!oooo! I havent chekt the email yet- the internet thingy has been playin up! But I will chek. I do like greyhownds. I think thye're cool.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

Ah yes, it shud werk just as well. But if it duzzent, try sum choklit spred. It won't help the healin, but it will tayke the mind off it.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Nounours,

Bears do mayke exslent travol companions, as yu hav discuverd. All they arsk for is a sip of sweet tea an sum ov yor toast. Or cayke. Or choklit. Or watever's goin, really.

Goos news abowt the Charmin embargo. Well dun!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrinky,

Yu may well be. Altho yor nose is strayter.

Hehheheee.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stargazer,

Aw shuks )))blush((( thank cu fer that. I AM cewt. But Bears also do ferroshus, so don't be foold..

hehehe

;@}