Bit mor re Air Travol

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, finally! I got to ride in the trolley. It waz a bit ov a rusht vizit, as the lites on the car hav broken, so we had to skoot arownd befor it got dark. Hehehee. Mummy puts her feet on the base ov the trolley and pushes herself up an down the isles goin "weeee". Hehehee. Bless.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Day Score: 7.83946219547861356431/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Thank cew fer all yor messidges ov serpport fer Bobbus Bearus Maximus, hooz problim I feetcherd yestaday. I hav now had a reply from him, an wat a fine fello he looks too- this is he:

I'll let him explayne hoo the littol wuns sittin on his hed ar:

I thought yud like to see a pictur of me. Im a verry simlar color to Mr Grunter. Maybe when Im an old bear I will hav a yewneek nose shaype to. I sertenly get enuff cuddles. In the backgrownd yu can just abowt see my frends: Jorj and Pi. Jorj is a verry old bear. In fact hes aynshent. He has brite orrinj i's wich r a bit scary. Pi is an oktopus and he swam ashor at Jon a Growts wen we wer on holiday last year. He had bin cort in a fishermans net and had lost to legs and wossent doing verry well so we adopted him even tho hes notabear.

Thanks, Bobbus Bearus Maximus! Mummy waz a tad worreed at ferst that Pi waz a spider, an she duzzent like those. In fakt, she feeds them to the vacewm cleener.

Bobbus is still kwite yung but as yu can see, he is alreddy gettin the tell-tayle hugger-nose shape. This chaynge in nayzal dyrekshon can corze sumthin like arfrytus in Bears, an this can be treeted by rubbin on sum hunny. Wunse it's been on there fer an hour or so, yu can lik it off, or jus rub yor nose into a bit ov soft bred, and then that'll do yor lunch.

Enyway, Bobbus ashors us that if he goze to the airport he wil carry extra choklit to giv to them in exchaynge fer them not unstitchin him to investigayte his voyse box. He adds:

I will let yu no how I get on if I go on the plane at Krismas as Im shur other bears in my possishon wuld like to no.

Int that nise ov him?

I'm not shor ware he comes from, but he serpports Aberdeen Football so he mite be up in Scottyland. (WOW, I hav sum cuzzins up there!)

Oooo! Oooo! That reminds me! Gillingham ar playin tomorro, so on wiv yor bloo pants an stuff, evrywun! The gayme starts erly, at 12 noon. Those ov yu in USA, it mite be an idea to go to bed warin sumthing bloo, rather than get up an chaynge in the middol ov the nite.

Wa-heyyy!

Bye fer no!