WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Letter to Santa

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no - but I'm goin to see them play today- IT'S BLOO PANTS SATURDAY, PEEPOL! So pleez don't ferget to ware yor bloo stuff, speshly pants. Mummy, this meens yu. No excewsis.
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 20 - LBBBJ tryd to sneek up behind me, an wen I spottid him he pertendid he waz arfter Grayum insted, so I warnd Grayum too, an we both got him, wich meens we both get to invoke the Dubbol Yor Scor rool /10
  • Day Score: 7.83921/10


Have yu ritten yor letter to Santa yet? This is mine. Ov corse, the reel wun's got my address on it. But I had to blot it owt heer, wat wiv bein a spy an all:

The address yu hav to send it to in the UK (he haz regonal offissis, apparontly) is:

Hurrayy! I'm postin mine today.

Weer off to Granny's this mornin an tomorro, I'm meetin up wiv PHYTHEAS!!!! Wa-heyyy! Weer meetin up in Ashdown Forest. That's not far from wher Winnine T. Pooh (esq.) livs! Anyway weer meetin at the Ashdown Forest Llama Park. I hope we get lots ov good foto's for Rachelle! I hope they do good cayke in the cafe, too. This is goin to be so eggsytin, I hope my bum duzzent burst!

Bye fer now!


Calamity Jane said...

Gosh you were up early this morning. I hope your bum doesn't burst too. Exploding bums aren't fun for anyone. Have fun.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oh yes! I'm so eggsytid I carnt sleep! So I desydid to get up an blog an hav sum hunny on toaste :@}

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wahaaayy Bob! I bet you'll have a lovely time at llama world, fancy meeting up with Phytheas and eating in a tea-shop wiv cakes and everyfin! Cooool! No wonder you are excited!

i beati said...

You are such an adventuresome bear. The fact that you take us with you is making me exceptionally giddy

Phytheas said...

I hope your bum dosen't explode! I'll bring extra loo roll, just in case. See you tomorrow!!


I bet I can't get to sleep tonight!

Rachelle said...

Hay Bob! No bum burstin, okay?
And remember, what you
*think* might be choklit peanuts, might not be when you are at the ranch.
Pacas and llamas are good at creatin what *look* to be, er, choklit peanuts.

Kiss a paca for me, and I can't wait to hear all about it!!!
I hope there are some crias there for you to frolik with!

Rachelle said...

ps.... that's a wonderful letter you wrote, and I am sure Santa will bring you a snowy white bear- tell your mummy to look at the alpaca store (if they have one at the ranch) and maybe she can find one there for Santa to get for you.

Basically Bears said...


Have a great day out, hope it does not rain, it is so not the look with wet scraggly fur don't you agree?


Please pass on my good wishes to Phytheas.

Anonymous said...

Oh! Meeting Phytheas will be great fun. I wore blue today. Blue jeans, blue shirt, blue undies.

Stanley said...

Hey, Bob!

WooHoo! You wrote to Santa Paws too! I just posted my letter a few days ago. It's pretty certain you'll get all you ask for... it's obvious your a good spybear.

I'm going to go back and read all your earlier posts. I have so much to catch up on (you're quite busy). Asta told me I have to watch your videos ~ especially your strip tease.

Goober love,

Pee Ess
Has your butt ever exploded before?

Mousie/Paisible said...

grandma Mousie told me about your letter...
there is a present for you here...
Santa Claus...

San said...

I hope Father Christmas is really good to you, Bob T.

I tagged you for a silly game over at my place. Take a look.

Pope Terry said...

Good luck Bob, I hope the old fella listens to you.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


It waz sooooo grayte!!!!!

i beati,

careful. Put a nice snug pile ov pants next to yu, in cayse yu fall over.


Thanks fer the extra loo roll! It waz grayte, wassent it? Wa-heyy!


WOW thanks fer the tip-off re the poo, Rache! Yu wer rite, it did look a bit like choklit peanuts!


It was serprisingly cleer. Bit chilly, but it dident rayne.


WA-HEYY!!!!!!!!! The bloo undies werkt! Thanks!


Ah yes, sir. It berst wen I was run over in Ireland yeers ago!!! it waz very trormatik!


WOW! Thank yu! Yu ar so luvly! I don't kno wat else to say, but wa-heyy! WOW! I've been over to yor blog an left me email for yu! I can send yhu our address- but ownly on conditshun that yu send yors too, so I can send YU a present as well! Hehhee!


Cooo ta! I'll hav a go at that tag. it looks intrestin!

Pope Terry,

I hope so too. But I'm givin a small list to Mummy as well, jus in cayse. hehehee!