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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Happy Berfday, Knut!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: YES! YES! WE WON! We beet Crewe (full nayme "Crewe, Crewe, smells ov poo") 3- 2. We wernt doin well at ferst, but then I sed, "Mummy! Ar yu warin yor bloo pants?" an she wassent, so I told her she had a choyse; she cud either go an chaynge or she cud continew in her disloyolty an risk Gillingham's sad demise an the delicate feelings ov a small Bear. Do yu kno, within seconds ov her makin the rite desision, Gillingham scored!!!
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, an I rode in the trolley.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score:7.43291/10
  • Advent Calendar Pikcher: Pidgen. I think it mite hav flown into an electrisity pylon becos it had rays comin owt ov him.

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Do yu remember this Snowy Bear? Heez calld Knut an he livs in Germany. It's his berfday today an heez wun! He had a party wiv a big fish cayke wiv a candol an children sang "Happy Berfday"! Yu can reed all abowt it heer!

Wen he waz born his Mummy dident want him so a man at the zoo sed heed carfter him insted.

Berlin Zoo's website haz given him hiz own page wiv lots ov fotoes an a moovie. This iz ownly fair for a Bear hoo iz a internashnol sooperstar. Heez even got his own book owt! Look!-

Ahhhh he looks very frendly. I hope I can go an visit him wun day. I wunder if Frog has been to see him? Frog duzz lots ov travlin. I think I'll nip over an arsk him....

*****

Enyway!

Blogger haz been playin up, hassent it? An I wassent abol to put eny arnsers on yor comments for a wile. I'll do that in a minit, I think. I'll just get my cuppa tea an nip rownd to Frog's place.


*****

Oh, an that other bizness........

Wat can I say? NOW they ar on the mantelpeece. Since wen is THAT a windosill? They say it's like wun cos there's a pikcher on the wall behind them an the pikcher is ov the owtside! An LBBBJ is sittin INSIDE the Advent Calendar. He thinks those kings ar bringing HIM presents an he thinks it's reelly funny.

Hurrumpf.

Bye fer now!

22 comments:

mrsnesbitt said...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! aDVENT CALENDARS!!! Love em!

I was always the angel in our school nativity play...........LOL!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Whatalovelybear! I'd carfter him as well.

Phytheas said...

Waitrose Wallace has done a birthday gig for him.

I'd watch out, those windowsill bears are plotting, you can tell by the look in their eyes.

Phy

CHEWY said...

The yellow spot in the center looks like a halo behind LBBBJ's head. Was he born on Christmas?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt,

Mummy waz always an angel too! She wor tinsel in her hair for a haylo!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

Issent he cewt? I bet that's wy they naymed him Knut- so they can rite a poem abowt him bein cewt!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phyth,

Ah! Gud to kno that Wallace haz settold in so much he feels abol to darnse!

Yor not rong abowt them WS Bears. We wer owt all arfternoon, an wen we got bak, they'd disappeerd!

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

No, he is an Eester Bear. So he gets extra choklit eggs at Eester then suks his pors all May.

Dident notiss that halo!

:@}

Basically Bears said...

Those new bears certainly seem to be up to no good! You defintely need to keep your eyes on them. Make sure they don't open your Advent Calender when you are asleep.
Edward

Rachelle said...

Oh what a cutie patootie bear!
If you do get to meet him, give him a squudge from me, eh?

Hmmm.... I think I'd warn the windowsill bears that Santa's watchin them!
Slainte~
Rachelle

Sandy Kessler said...

Amazing Knut one year new !!

Pope Terry said...

I remember Knut, I think I may have mentioned him in passing on my own blog. That little cheeky bear sitting in the calender who does he think he is.

Asta said...

Bob
He's going to take ovew youw whole house..you bettew leave someone in chawge, while you come to my pawt(and of couwse you can bwing iwish soda bwead and hunny!!Yummm)..
I wemembew little Knut..hes not so little qnymowe is he??
smoochie kisses
Asta

Stanley said...

Bob!

Please don't let the Windowsill gang (that's what I think they are) ruin your planas for a good time in NY. If you like, a pile of us from the party will be willing to come home with you to deal with them properly.

Goober love & anticipation of meeting you,
Stanley

A.Bananna said...

Those bears are naughty...but cute.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

A.BANANNA,

Hey! I sent yu yor Advent Calendar today! Hope yu get it befor it runs out!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

HAHAHA!

I think I mite arsk them if they want to stay at Granny's wile I'm away....

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Edward,

I cort LBBBJ holdin the calendar up to the lite an tryin to see wat waz in the closed windoze. Come to think ov it, Mummy did that, too, an Daddy told her off.

I told off LBBBJ but he jus shruggd. I rekon he gets that off Grayum. Grayum shrugs alot.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Rachelle,

OH YES!

GOOD IDEA!

I'll tell them that Santa hassent finisht chekin his list twice yet!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandy,

yes, an hassent the yeer gon kwikly!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Hoo duzz he think he is indeed. The king ov Bears, I think, that's hoo.

Tsk!

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta!

Oh gooddy!

I'll mayke the soda bred tomorro!

:@}