WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, December 13, 2007

It's gonna get bizzy rownd heer...

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, a layte wun. Took Sam. His ferst expeerience. He liket the ride in the trolley bit best.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 (no yews in hewmerin the new lad forever yu kno)/10
  • Day Score: 7.326/10
  • Advent calender pikcher: 3 mor gerls singing. An yesterday's (sorry I fergot) waz an angel. I'm not imprest. Phytheas's calendar is full ov Bears.

We wer off fer a wee bit mor shoppin larst nite. Bein as I am a frendly Bear of kindly kaliber, I lent my coate to Sam. Dilly mannidged to distrakt him wiv her hedskarf long enuff for me to tayke a foto:

Now, is it jus me, or duzz my coate mayke him look a bit, well, otter-ish? He issent an otter, of corse, he's a Bear. We kno that. But.... well.... hmm. Must hav been all that time he spent in the river fishin fer sammon. Hey ho. (Best not menshun it agen.)

Weer goin to hav to do lots mor shoppin, too, now. We had plannd to go to Granny's fer Crismoss, but as ov today it terns out, evrywun is comin HEER fer Crismoss!

By evrywun, I meen Granny, Unkol David, Arnty Stephanie, Dominc an Alex. Dominic is 4 an Alex is 7. I don't kno how old the grown-ups ar. Abowtttt.... 106, I think, for Unkol David (baldin) an abowttt..... 108 fer Arnty Stephanie. Granny is jus, well, Granny-age.

Unkol Roy mite be comin over from Portugaylia, too, but he duzzent like Unkol David. So wile weer heer eetin like elks, heel be stayin at Granny's on his own. It waz this, or Granny duzzent get to see Unkol David an co at all, cos Unkol Roy sez he duzzent want to see them. (I thort this waz the season ov peece an joy an jolly biskits an stuff!)

So! This meens that (deep breath....) on Crismoss Eev we hav to drive to Granny's howse, then on Crismoss Day mornin we hav to drive WIV Granny all the way home agen an cook dinner. THEN Unkol David, Arnt Stephanie, Alex an Dominic come an help us eet it. Then THEY drive home an we drive bak to Granny's.

An Mummy sez this waz the better arrayngement? They're all mad!

Hey ho! We did alot ov driving LARST Crismoss. I hav to say, it's kwite fun, bein owt on the roade on Crismoss Day cos neerly no one else is, an if they ar, they hav lots ov presents an tinsel an stuff in the bak, an evrywun smiles an wayves! We Bears sit up on the dashbord navygaytin an singing an wayvin pants at eech other as we parss. Hehehee!

Mummy's wondrin wether to get a turkey or a goose. Sept, if she DUZZ get goose, sheel hav to lie to the kids an tell them it's chikn. It's all Beatrix Potter's falt.

Bye fer now!


Harry said...

Phew, sounds like you're going to have a bust Christmas day, but the food souns like it's going to be excellent. Yummy! Room for a couple of extra guests?

Toodle pip,
Haarry x

Ms. Creek said...

thank you so much for sending a.bananna (my niece) that advent calendar...with the bear and not a bear on the package....you are a jewel!

Molly and Taffy said...

Your Chritmas is sounding a bit complicated to me, hmmm, just as well you are there to keep everybody on their paws and well organised. Hope you all have a fun time.

Phytheas said...

Bob, good grief aren’t families complicated! I hope you don’t have to get involved in refereeing. The JCBsinC get all the family stuff over before Christmas so we don’t have the arguments about who to go and what order. This year the JCBsinC are also getting the fluey, coldy things over before Christmas this year too, they’re both groaning around the house. Oooh I think I’m being called to make hot honey and lemon.

Asta said...

It seems hoomans know how to komplikate chwissmuss weally well..but I know you'll make the best of it and have a gweat time with youw pants waving and all and thewe'll be plenty of yummies at all the places, so not to woowwy!
I have lots mowe shopping to do, we just found out evewyone is coming hewe chwissmuss eve..thewe'll be ten of us and we'we having 4ducks(don't tell anyone)
smoochie kisses

San said...

I luv yer coat, Bob! Reminds me of Little Red Riding Hood, except fer more dapper, as befits a bear about town. A sofistikit such as yerself.

mrsnesbitt said...


Stanley said...

Hey Ho Bobber!

I'm not at all surprised that your house will be party central for Christmas. It's YOUR house after all.

I bet Sam is feeling all snug & cozy and welcome & loved, what with you lending him your red coat and Dilly even helping to make him feel at home.

Enjoy riding the roads on Christmas. I bet there's going to be loads of pants waving and other jolly festivities.

Goober love,

Pee Ess
The word verification for my comment has the word "poot" at the end. Did YOU arrange for that? Does your daddy do a lot of pooting in leue of pooing?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Oooh, probly! If yu can handol the littol boys! In my expeerience littol boys can be unprediktabol. Arfter all, it waz the Irish nephews that kidnapt me the other yeer! They can be dayngeruss things!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

HEHEHE! I wonderd if yu wud spot those! HEHEHE! It's a plezure, an I hope they enjoy it. Did they werk out how to open it up and stand it out? I think if yu hang it on the wall it can go 3D.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Molly and Taffy and Edward,

Yes, it IS gettin complycaytid. Werd from Unkol Roy is that he issent shor heel tern up AT ALL now. I'll jus hav to eet his puddin, that's all.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Glad yu ar carfterin them so well. Ar yu the appoyntid tishoo ishooer too? That's a big responsibility fer a small Bear. I sumtimes giv them self-ishooin rites wen they're snotty, utherwise I carnt get a thing dun. An dukin those projektil sneezes can be perilluss.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Mummy yewst to eet duk but carnt ever since she startid feedin them in the park. She sez she mite be eetin a frend ov a frend.

Apart, ov corse, from crispy duk pancakes at the local Chinese. She duzzent seem to mind that. She sez it's cos it's crispy. Wat duzz she think, that duks shed their skin like snaykes an then go on ok an grow a new wun? Onnistly.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


a sofistikit, hehehehe, that's me, hahahaa. It's a bit like Mr Paddinton's, sept his is bloo. I'd hav liket a bloo wun, but they dident hav wun in my size.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt,

Oh deer. Yes. Ov corse not. Oops.

I'll see if I can talk her out ov it!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...



No, wen daddy carnt mannidge a poo he duzz mor like a fffpppppttttt..fff .ffffffppp p p p pupupupupupttt ffffpphphphphphphph...


Calamity Jane said...

Oh wow, tell Sam he looks very handsome in that coat and tell him he has a secret admirer (nudge, nudge)