WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Shoppin

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no, an food levels ar so low Mummy is startin to eet the lettuce. This is seeriuss.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 5 (I let him get me) /10
  • Day Score: 7.458123100000000006 /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Weev been bizzy showin things to Sam, hoo is continuing on his Mishun To Discuver Things.

We took him into town so that he cud discuver mono-sillabik bus drivers, kews, Crismoss lites an puddols. We liv in Colchester but Daddy waz goin to Chelmsford fer sumthing so we tagged along too.


Sam issent in the fotoes cos the camra still spooks him. He dident get to see menny owt in the wild Alaskan rivers. Mind yu, he wuddent hav got to see menny sofas, either, an he seems to hav tayken to them very well indeed.

Mulligan (I hav sinse diskuverd his full nayme is Mulligan Tyre) haz been reedin up abowt football but sez he still prefers golf cos it's a much slower gayme, wiv inbilt toylet fasillyties all rownd the pitch, wich iz far mor soootid to an older Bear.

I dident heer enything from my Arnty in Scottyland, but Mulligan will be leevin us on Monday to deliver their Crismoss parsol. We ar goin to put in a note abowt him. A bit like the wun Paddington had, but mor informativ. I did arsk if he wud like to tayke sum pants wiv him, an he is mullin it over. He sed heed like sum shortbred fer the jerney, tho, sertenly....

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Look wat my frends Stanley an Asta gayve me!!!


Issent that nice?

I hav been thinkin ov hoo to parss it on to. There ar lots......... I think I will chooz my frend Phytheas, an Rachelle for all her pronking Pacas, an Meanie coz he maykes me giggol (he is as scattalogikal as me!) HEHEEHEHEEE! Oh! an Sandy cos she finds lots ov funny fotoes. An Pope Terry coz he always leevs comments that mayke me larf. Spaulding Bear an Teddy, too, cos they like to play air gittar to The Hoo. Oh! An Mrs Nesbitt! An an an oh! Oh! An I HAV to inklood Plumpiemousie! She haz lots ov littol blogs all leedin off wun big wun, an they ar all grayte!

There. That's probly too menny but I carnt help bein serrowndid by Bears an Not-A-Bears hoo mayke me smile. I also carnt help being popular. (Teheheeeheheetehehee!)

Bye fer now!

21 comments:

i beati said...

I love the award so much and you too Bob and family. You make me so happy that I love all bears!! and draqons and mummies and daddys and alpacas..Your timing is the best Sandy is not feeling well. but she'll be back !!

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Phytheas said...

Why thank you Bob! You make me smile all the time!

Chelmsford looks very sparkly - did you buy any pants?

Phy

Harry said...

You make us smile too. We're so glad we found your blog!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

A.Bananna said...

that award fits you perfectly! you can make anyone smile!!!

Asta said...

Bob
I can't think of anyone mowe pawfect to weceive this awawd!
Evewything looks vewy festive in Chelmsfowd..it's so nice of you to give the touw...showtbwead suwe sounds nice to take on a jouwney...akshually it's nice even if you just stay home,hmmmm.think I'll go find some
smoochie kisses
Asta

Pope Terry said...

Awrh shucks Bob you make me laugh too!

A.Bananna said...

guess what I got today bob????

phaseoutgirl said...

Bob... Happy shopping! Did you get a gift for your mum? Tell me what it is, I promise I won't tell anyone!!

Very Merry Christmas, make sure yo warp up when you go out, cuz it is so COOOLLLLDDD!

Thanks for making me smile...

nose hug...
C

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oh deer, Sandy, I do hope yu start to feel better soon, yu diserve to be full ov beens an on top ov the werld, an I hope yu feel grayte in time foer Crissmoss!

Sendin nose hugs an "virchooall" choklit peanuts. Hope they help.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phyth,

No but I sor a whole store full ov 'em! An we stoppt fer tea an muffins at a playse calld "BB's", wich I thort lookt like it shud be "BOB's" an so I drew a "o" on their cups.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Harry,

ah wat a nice thing to say!

I like yu too.

My Mummy likes yor clan ov doggy. She calls all doggys that look like yu "Square Dogs" as in "Oh look there's a square dog like that wun that won Crufts".

She sez yu always look like yor grinnin :@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bannana,

wy thank cew.

So can that haircut ov yours!

HEY! HEY! I sor a calender that waz all pikchers ov monkeys, an an an wun ov the fotoes waz jus like YU!!!! Hav yu tayken up modling??

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

yeah shortbred is a class type ov biskit. Yu tell the classy types from the cheeper wuns cos they don't brayke off and floate abowt in yer tea. Perriluss wen that happens, it is. I burnt my paw wunce, tryin to rescew a Custard Cream Biskit.

They're jus not up to the job.

Choklit chip shortbred is the best.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

I want a close-up ov yor foto cos I still think yor doin a John Travolta impersonayshun.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,

Oh wow! It arryved?
Hurray!
I think mail is magik. It disappeers in a bag this end an terns up somware else. Issent that amayzin?

Tetehehehe!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

phaseoutgirl,

kno, I'm still lookin fer the perfick pant fer her. Somethin in a bloo an blak stripe, fer football days.

I'm mannidging to keep warm, but I did hav to lend my coate to Sam yesterday. He lookt good in it.

:@}

Stanley said...

Hey, Bob!

I've been without my internet connection for a few days, but I am so pleased you have found your award and passed it on to so many deserving bears & not-a-bears. By the way, you are one of the most deserving recipient of this award!

You were so good to give Sam the tour. So many things for him to discover. Too bad he's still camera shy, but I'm glad he's not shy with the sofa. Sofa's aren't a bit scary (usually).

Tell Sam I have a very comfy sofa in GooberStan if he or you want to come for a visit!

Goober love & congratulations,
Stanley

Pope Terry said...

Well he is a hero of mine...

Mousie/Paisible said...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i'm so happy to be in your thoughts...so proud...i think i'll blush...it's more important for me than the Nobel, I can assure you...i love you so much, you are bright, intelligent handsome and so so funny...thank you so so so so so so so very very very much my love...from my heart, thank you...may I have a kiss ?

Rachelle said...

Wow! I am so excited about my award!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
er, sorry, got carried away there...

Thank you my friend! I'm putting it up now :))
Slainte~
Rachelle