- Gills: no- but weer playin today, so get yer lukky bloo pants on! Wa-heyyy! Weer playin Bournemouth (full nayme, Born Mouthy Scum) an they're bottom ov the leegue, so if we carnt beet THEM, well, if we don't, I'll chew my foot.
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 -wat can I say. He had a good teecher. /10
- Day Score: 7 ish/10
- Advent calender pikcher: Peepol millin abowt wiv tea-towels on their heds. Look, if we don't get a Bear, or a dog, or or or sum cayke or choklit or a snowman or sumthing soon I'm jus not goin to play anymor. Wun ov Dilly's skwares is in the sky. Sheez hopin for an airoplane. I think sheez gonna be dissapoyntid.
....a card to all ov us! Wiv Eskimoze an husky-dogs on it! Cor! I bet they're lookin for snowy Bears! And.......
oh my! Look wat Chalky mayde me! My very own satchel! WOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
A Bear badge!
C'mon, Mummy! Let's go shoppin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!