WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Daddy's tern

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 HA!/10
  • Day Score: 7.35419872656000001/10


Well well well. I just had a messidge from Blogger sayin that I can now hav my blog translaytid into Hebrew, Arabic an Persian. Any taykers?

On the tummy-bug frunt, we hav mayde progress. Ov a sort. That is, Daddy has now got it. On the plus side this meens his pooes hav progresst at a farst rayte ov knots to number 6 on the chart, so I waz finally abol to find owt wat waz ment by "fluffy edges". Or, I waz abol to enkwire abowt it. I don't meen "find owt" litrolly, as in hav a look. Good Lord no. Well, not unless it waz in a Tupperware contayner that had a dam good seel on it. I meen, it is intrestin.

Enyway. I can report that "fluffy" is in fakt a jolly good discripshun, an also that it duz NOT tickol on the way owt.

Daddy is up to 5 on the kwantity scayle ov things today, an that's dispite the Imodium capsules. I did arsk if he cood lay off those, in the intrest ov reeserch, but he sed that he waz fine wiv singol figures an thankt me very much.

Mummy, on the other paw, is feelin a lot better but still tyerd. But we all did a layte nite shoppin trip to perk her up (a good swing in the trolley, speshly throo the pant aisle, always werks for me!)

-Yu remember Daddy is a teecher? Well this term he is teechin 7 yeer olds, an tomorro he is teechin them how to mayke choklit fridge cayke. So we had to go an buy LODES ov yummy BROWN choklit, wich he will hav to mayke all MELTY an MOLTEN an RUNNY in frunt ov the clarss, an then mix it wiv RAISINS so that it is a brown goo full ov lumpy bits an biskits an stuff, an soft, gooey butter. Imagin havin to do that wen yor tummy is rumblin an yor bottom is tryin to skweez in a berp. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

(If he brings sum home, I'm not shor I shall eet eny.....)

Bye fer now!


Pope Terry said...

I'm glad Sam turned up eventually, it doesnt sound like he has the same appreciation for pants that you do Bob. That chocolate fridge cakes sounds nice though.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hi, Pope Terry!

Erm, I think sam duzz appryshyate pants, it's jus that he haddent seen eny whare he comes from, yu know, owt in Alaska fishin an all that. I had been meenin to brake him in gently, but then he cayme across the pant dror- an just arfter Mummy had dun a lode ov washin, too, so it waz a fully replenisht pant dror, too. It waz jus too much too soon for the por littol guy.

Good job there wer no neerly-pants in there- yu kno, the stringy type,- or he may hav dun himself an injerry.


Dilly said...

Bob be gustin.

Harry said...

Oh dear, poor daddy! I agree though. Apart from the fact that chocolate is poisonous to dogs (though personally I believe it may be a rumour put about so humnas get to scoff it without sharing with us), after hearing about daddy's poos, chocolate and raisins has less appeal!

Cassidy is at the vet. I think she might like Dilly to nurse her, but does Dilly know Cassidy has crocodale teeth?

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Sandy Kessler said...

Would Daddy shARE that recipe??I'd love to have it

Julie said...

Oh dear! Poor Daddy! Now you will have to carfter him too! You will need sum speshal choclit when heez betta. I hate to say this but Daddy shudnt reely go neer any food for 48 hours if he's got the trottin bug. Praps he cood stay home and let you and Dilly nurs him. Tell Daddy to get lots of rest. (Lucky you got that new poo chart for Cwissmoss).

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Dilly, I am NOT gustin an STIK TO YER OWN BLOG!!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Cassidy is at the v-e-t ? I'm sorry to heer that. Giv her a nuzzol from me. I'll hav a werd wiv Dilly an see if she can come an nerse her. Between yu an me, unless yu cownt warin a nerse's hat an showtin at sumwun to get well wiv the thret ov a pointy stik, Dilly's not that much ov a nerse.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I shall arsk him agen for yu. I did arsk yesterday but I think he fergot.

I kno wat's in it-
raisins, dark choklit, milk choklit, golden syrup an butter. But I don't kno the kwantitys.

I'm on the cayse!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


He sez he haz been up to number 7 alreddy an I havent eevn had the chart for a month yet! Yu hav to admire the man!