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Saturday, January 19, 2008

I do wish they'd grow up!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: postponed/10
  • Day Score: 7 ish /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

At larst!

I havent been abol to get enywhare near the pewter cos Dilly's been postin fotoes ov fir cones on her blog fer Stanley. Go an chek it owt, if yu like, but remember, yu'll never get those minits bak.

Rite. Whare waz I?

Oh yeah. Old Bears.

Sumtimes it's a trial to hav Bears ov a significantly grayter age than wunself rownd heer. Mr Grunter is ok, as he jus sleeps on the spare bed all day. An Grayum iz fun, fer a bit, on his own. But Grayum an Mulligan together?

They wer up all nite arguing over hoo waz the best singer in the werld. Mulligan rekons Andy Williams an Grayum is plumpin fer Perry Como.

HOOO the?

I thort Andy Williams waz a myth, yu kno, like King Arthur or sumwun. -Evrywun's herd ov him but kno he livd so long ago he probly wassent real. As fer Perry Como, I thort that waz a mayke ov kitchen gadget as in "Yor new kettol, is it a Philips?" "No, it's wun ov them new Perry-Como's."

Mulligan an Grayum: lokt in an Old-Man staring contest. This waz tayken 3 hours in.

Grayum dident eevn want to com to football today. He's determind to win the argument. They're in an old-man staring contest now. Old-man staring contests ar awful cos they yewzerly fall asleep in the middol ov them an ownly wayke up wen sumwun starts peein himself. Still, at leest they've stopt singing.

I'm off to help Mummy mayke a banarnana cayke. Sheez got frends comin up tomorro, an she needs me to test it for them.

Bye fer now!

22 comments:

david mcmahon said...

G'day Bob,

Before anything else, give Mum and Dad my very fond love and tell Mum I want to know how Project X is going. She will KNOW what I mean when you tell her that - but she might mop her brow rather theatrically.

You do know that I am your biggest fan - and I love the fact that you thought Andy Williams was like King Arthur. (He was the Knight of the Round TurnTable!!!!)

Hope Mummy likes the Bananarama cake!

Bye for now

Your No. 1 fan

David

Koobuss said...

Bob,

We remember Perry Como and Andy Williams. They came over on the Mayflower. Como is dead now. His father invented the hairbrush. Andy Williams is still alive, but sings like he's dead.

Can I help you with anybody else?

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

pee ess My family liked Perry Como better than Andy Williams.

Handsome Teddy said...

Hullo Bob. Ehehe. Fatso & I are actually preparing to go on a two weeks holiday to New Zealand in a few days. Before that, we were away to the beach for one week (right after Christmas till New Year).

I've been thinking about you and I've been thinking of putting some photos from back when we went on the Great Ocean Road in Melbourne. Maybe in a bit.... I'll kick mommy sorry ass and make her do it !

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Handsome! Wa-heyyy, buddy! WOW it's good to hear from yu agen!

Yes, I'd luv to see fotoes ov Melbourne. Mummy haz an Unkol that livs there. She went to see him, but that waz over 20 yeers ago. She told me lots ov stories bowt Ostraylia, an bowt Melbourne Zoo, an bowt koala-not-a-bears hangin abowt, tendin to be bears. HA!

Bet yu'll enjoy NZ. Mummy wants to go there sometime, too. She waz ownly sayin larst nite, wen she waz watching Billy Connolly's Tour Of New Zealand...

Hav fun an keep the sand off yer ferr!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Wy hullo there, David! I arskt Mummy abowt Project X an she stared at me, went a bit red an then arskt if enywun wantid a cuppa tea. Yu meen sheez upta sumthing? Hmmm.

Grandad likes Andy Williams. Mummy sed she herd alot ov him wen she waz growin up. Him an Neil Sedaker. But it waz a shok to find owt in her 30s that Neil Sedaker wassent a woman. Understandabol. He sings higher than Dilly skreeches. An that's hi.

Hehhee... number 1 fan... hehhehehee... stoppit I'm goin pink an I hayte that...

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Koobuss,

If Perry Como's dad inventid the hairbrush, did Perry Como invent the comb-over?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I suspektid Andy Williams mite be ded, cos yu'd want to be ded befor yu wore those jumpers or let enywun paynt yu that orange.

Yes, I think mummy wud prefer Perry Como too, but ownly cos he sang a Bond song. Hey that's spy-relaytid...

:@D

i beati said...

Bob noone makes me laugh like you maybe that bird Baba too , haahah yum banararama cake I may need that recipe..sandy not a bear

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

Okydokey! That's 2 resippys I need to post, then!

:@}

Chalkhills Collective said...

Who won Bob? This looks huge fun! you should do one of your famous films and commentate.

Love that blue and white jumper and hat ensemble.

Chalky

PS - they're not pink, they're scarlet(y pink)!!

Frasier said...

Hi Bob
We love Paddington Bear and had to come by and say hello!
Frasier

Stanley said...

Hey, Bob!

I can't believe your mama lets you test out her baking fare! You're such a busy bear... what with all your duties around the house and your responsibility to your public!

Hope the old man staring contest is over BEFORE one of them pees himself. Who is going to get to clean THAT up?

Just know Stella & I are trying to become friends with Dilly, but it has no reflection on you (except *I* love you more because I realize you are dealing with a little sissy just like I am).

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Pope Terry said...

Reminds me of the those staring contest sketches on 'big train'. We all know Ozzy Osbourne is better than Como and Williams, dont we Bob.

Asta said...

Hi Bob
I only heaw of those guys in elevatows..My pawents like lots of dead singews, but those awen't it,hehe
smoochie kisses
Asta

Beneath the Carolina Moon said...

Phunny haw ah neber wan cumbach heah!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

"Beneath the carolina moon"

Hullo there!

That's ok. If my blog's not for yu, that's cool.

Funny how peepol say sumthing narsty wen it issent tho! If I go to a blog I don't like, I just leeve. I don't tell them I think it's horbol, or silly, or rite that I won't be bak. I just leeve them to do their own thing, cos they oviossly enjoy it, an if that's wat maykes their day briter, well that's ok by me.

Funny huh?

Bob T Bear (esq)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chalky,

It sertenly kept them kwyert for a wile! They calld a trooce in der end...

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Frasier!

WOW!

Do yu say yor nayme like on the programme, "Frasier"? I liket that show. I thort Eddie the dog waz the best wun!

I'll nip over to yor playce latyer an see wat yor abowt!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley, that's OK, I don't do jelluss, (no matter wat Dilly mite say.) An yeah, I do kno wat yor goin throo, havin a littol sister!

As fer the kitchen stuff, Mummy's Daddy yewst to be a shef, so I kno it issent sissy to be cookin. Speshly caykes.
Nuthin gerly bowt cookin caykes, cos yu get to lik the bowl!
HAHAHAHAH!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Dilly likes Ozzy Osbourne an all that type ov stuff. She sez it's wagon mewsik! I'm mor ov a funky dood.

Ooo Big Train staring contests- yes! They showd sum old episodes the other week! They wer the best sketches on the whole show!

Dilly yewserly wins eny starin contests in this howse. She can out-stare goldfish, cats, an statues.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

HEHEHE!

Yor smoochies tickol!

HAHAHAH!

:@D

A.Bananna said...

lol. you are so so funny! you make me smile when I read your blog!! have a great week!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo a.bananna!

I'm glad yu smile wen yu come heer! I'll pop by yor playse, layter! Get the tea brewin!

:@D