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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Too much too yung!

Scores since Munday:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 7.438945318/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well, jus wen yu thort it waz safe to go bak into the barthroom, Mummy's bug comes bak! She seems to get a few days ov bein better, then bak it comes. She keeps feelin very tyerd wiv it, wich is wy I havent been bloggin lots, as I'v been carfterin her.
Well, sum ov the time.

I've also spent sum time lookin fer Sam.
Sam: overdosed

I may hav menshund befor, part ov Sam's mishun is to explor an lern bowt things. He goze off fer hours at a time, explorin things in the howse. Wun time he spent 7 hours explorin the cubberd in the kitchen whare Mummy keeps the cookin tins. He sed he startid imaginin all the caykes that had been cookt in them over the yeers, an forgot the time.

Well peepol, this time I haddent seen him since larst Friday mornin wen Mummy waz sortin owt the washin. I eevn worreed that he waz stuk, trappt at the bottom ov a pile ov daddy's derty soks at the bottom ov the barsket. I vencherly held me breff an had a look, but it waz empty. (Phew!)

Kno whare I fownd him today?

In the pant dror. Onnistly I don't kno wether to be prowd or worreed! Heed been in thare all that time. I had to coax him owt very gently. This ferst involvd gettin him to remember his nayme an whare he waz. He dident stop kwiverin fer hours. Shaykin, he waz. Grayum startid to lean on him, sayin he waz as good as the massardge chair. I've tukt him up in bed wiv Mummy. He shud be bak to normal by....... Sunday?

On a briter note, this is a foto ov a SnowBear that Chewy mayde! He is holdin her Bear, Pat. I hope Pat dident get cold heer! This is a fantastik SnowBear, an grayte to meet another Bear, too, speshly wun in a bloo football kit!

Thanks, Chewy! We still havent had eny sno in Colchester. We did get hayle-stones, wich arnt as much fun at all, altho they did mayke Dilly jump wen they ferst hit the windo, an that bit waz funny.


Bye fer now!

22 comments:

Ms. Creek said...

ahhh, Bob, now it isn't really very nice to laugh at your sister when she gets the jumps from the hail on the window!!! try LOVING KINDNESS!

But I'm glad you found Sam!

Hugs and loves and feel betters to your mum!

Stanley said...

Hey, Bob!

I'm sending some healing goober smooches for your mama. It sounds like she could use them, or a good internist.

I had NO IDEA that the pants drawer could have such an effect on a bear. You're right. It's just like he overdosed on pants. Is he back to himself yet? Did you get in on the massage chair side effects? I hope so.

We're getting snow right now, so maybe we'll try to make our own snow bear (but Stella will probably attack it or pee on its feet).

Speaking of Stella, she wants me to tell you that if whenever you come to give her a snuggle you don't find her in her little house (her kennel) then she'll probably be under the chair cover on the chair in the green room. Just so you know.

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

i beati said...

miss you at my blog Bob- Cheers and wellness Mummy - many blessings !!

Asta said...

Bob
That is a vewy lovely snow beaw!! I'm vewy concewned aboout Sam..pleeez give him extwa smoochie kisses fwom me to stopthe shaking
smoochie kisses fow you too
Asta

Phytheas said...

Hello Bob, I wondered where you were, I thought you must have gone on a secret mission. Sorry to hear your mum's all icky poo again.

Which pant draw - pink and frilly or grey and practical? If it was the pink and frilly variety you're going to have to treat him very carefully, it could take him even longer to recover!

Toodle pip

Phy

Harry said...

Sorry to hear your mum is under the weather Bob. I'm sure having you around makes her feel a little better.

Cassidy and I both have sore legs at the moment so we're a bit down in the dumps too.

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Are those pants on Sam's head? I suppose pants make good hats for bears - got holes for the ears already. (Only very big bears could wear mine tho).
Hope Mummy is all better soon.

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Wow! Datz sum stowwee! Chewyz no baow iz awsum! Giv yo mawmaw kizzuz fwum mee tu!
Wuv,
Chuck

CHEWY said...

Nose Hugs!
Mummy has a bug? Get Dilly to eat it. It's been nice and cold outside. The Snow Bear is very happy. He stands like a soldier in our front yard, protecting us.

Julie said...

I'm sorry to heer yor mummy haz that horibel bug agen. I have it too so I no how she feels. You are a very good bear to be carfeterin her. I wish my bears wood carfter me like that. Tell her to get well soon.

A.Bananna said...

to bad about your mum. hope she gets to feeling better soon!

I agree with chewy! go have dilly eat the bug!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

What the? But Dilly jumps owt on me all the time! Enyway she teezes me for bein scared by thunder. She sez thunder an lytnin is dragons in the sky. I don't think that's troo. It's sumthin to do wiv weather preshur an God moovin his fernitcher, I kno. But enyway. An an an she sez I'm not brayve but I am cos I'm a Bear! An an an jus cos yor scared ov sumthing it duzzent meen that yor not brayve cos if yu wernt scared ov it yu woodent need to be brayve an eevn if yu wer, yu woodent kno abowt it if yu wernt scared wood yu?

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

Hehehee! I told Mummy abowt yor goobersmoochees an Daddy overherd an wantid to kno wat a goobersmooch waz an shood he be jellus?

Sam is neerly bak to himself now, but LBBBJ got in the pant dror an we all had to try to get him owt. We all had to get in in order to get him owt ov corse, sept Sam, hoo waz downstairs still, recuverin.

Hehhee.

I hope yu get a foto ov yor snowbear wen yu mayke wun, an befor Stella Christens it!

Yu hav a green room? Dily wood like that....

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

yes, I miss yor blog. it always has pikchers that mayke me smile. I must get rownd to visitin evrywun properly. I've jus been re-doin my list ov blogs. I've changed it from 'list of happy blogs' to 'some of my blogger friends' an put all yor names on. I hope yu like it.

See yu soon!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

I gayve Sam a firm boyish pat on the bak from yu. Ok?

Ok?

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phy,

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

Nah, fer not, it waz Daddy's pant dror, so he waz safe. Overwelmd, but safe. HAHHAAA! If it had been Mummy's we mite hav had to call yor Ma, as she is the neerest thing to a Bear doctor we kno!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Harry,

yes, I sor that over at yor playse! An wun ov those sissy big collars, too! Fluffy had to ware wun ov those but she sulked, refewsd to eet wiv on, an so they took it off. Then, wen they tryd to put it bak on arfter dinner, she flew up the curtain. Did yu try this? Perhaps not, not wiv a sor leg...

I do hope yu get better soon.

Bear hug,

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

Ah no, that's his Beanie hat, wich Farther Crismoss brort him. It keeps fallin off now tho. Maybe his poor brayne is swold...

but pants on heds, oh YES! Wunderful! I think that's probly wen they look their best, enyway.

HAHA!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chuck,

I luv Chewy's Snow Bear. Weev still no snow heer. An larst yeer we ownly had enuff to mayke a small wun, well, the sayme size as me, akchewly.

I hope we get to mayke wun soon!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Bears mayke the best gards!

As fer the bug- hmmm... Dilly haz been carfterin Mummy in her own way, wich cheefly consists ov waring a Nerse's hat an givin hard stares.

An beleev me, wen Dilly givs yu a hard stare, yu kno abowt it. Yu can feel it, I meen FEEL it, from the next room.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie,

Yor Bears arnt carfterin?

Hmmm.

Normally Bears ar eggslent carfterers. Maybe they ar in a Bear Howse Meetin or sumthing. Or gon shoppin. Or on a speshol mishun. Hmmmm. If not, maybe yu shud hav a werd. Unless they're all very yung, ov corse. Like Sam. In wich cayse they're all probly too bizzy wiv pants.

Hope yu feel better soon.

Nose hugs bein sent,

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,

I still carnt get yewst to that foto! Whare did that monkey go?

HEHEHEE!

:@D