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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Granny's Howse

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: yes: we playd Milton Keynes (not eevn a reel teem, that wun) an got a not-a-looz, but then they won on penolties. An that, well that's jus cheetin.
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 8 ish/10

So whare waz I? Oh yes.... the day arfter Crismoss Day. In the UK we call this Boxing Day. I'm not shor wy. Sum peepol think it's becos in The Olden Days, wen evrythin waz in blak-an-wite, all the servants ov all the posh peepol had to werk for them on Crismoss Day, but on the next day they wer given boxes ov stuff. In the boxes wer things like bits ov cayke that the posh peepol had left over. Well that's wun theery. There ar others, but I carnt member them at the mo. Duzzent matter. On Boxing day we wer all at Granny's howse, no matter wy it waz calld that.

Mummy waz worn owt an had a good nap wiv Fluffy....

Wen Fluffy woke up, Dilly got re-akwaintid wiv her.

This is Merge. Heez an enormuss Bear hoo livs at Granny's howse. Heer he is trying owt the massardge chair.

We desydid to form a kew but Merge seemd to be enjoyin it alot.... ...so in the end we all jumpt on.

Dilly an the Sheerness Dragons (ov hoom I'm shor there ar far too menny- this is just a few ov them!) got together to watch a film calld "Dragonheart"......

She also went to a playse calld Rochester, an sor the Carsol. Sheez goin to put that trip on her own blog, but heer's wun pikcher from the trip that I don't think sheel post, so I've nikt it-

It's a shop windo! I wish I'd gon wiv them, cos this playse looks grayte!

Heheee! Bye fer now!


Stanley said...

Hey, Bob!

Looks like your mama needed a good cuddle and some rest after all the cooking and feasting you did the day before. I'm glad she got some time with Fluffy.

About Fluffy, is Dilly a little scared of Fluffy? She looks a little nervous standing there beside her? Just wondering.

There sure are a lot of bears and dragons at your granny's house. Looks like a wonderful place to visit. Was the ride on the massage chair all you had hoped for, or did Merge absorb most of the massage vibrations & all you got was jiggled around a little?

I'll head over to Dilly's to sneak a peek at her photos. I've never been over there before. Think she'll mind if I stop by?

Oh, and I'm just warning you here, but Stella is still looking for a good cuddle from you. She'll probably be by sometime soon to whine about it.

Goober love & smooches,

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Stanley!

Re the massardge chair, we all sort ov jiggold a bit an fell off. Then we all had to hav a go to cure the brewzes we got from fallin off.

I don't think Dilly is scared ov Fluffy. Mite be the other way rownd tho. Fluffy carnt make owt wat Dilly is. Understanderbol, reelly. Good luk over at her playse. It's very green an she duzzent go in fer intelligent posts wat like I duz.

Stella... oo tell her I'm sendin nose hugs! I like huggin up to warm doggies wen I'm tyerd, an I am a bit tyerd now. Ownly, PLEEZ tell her not to chew my eers!


San said...

Bob, Mummy is so lovely. You're a lucky bear. But you already knew that.

A.Bananna said...

wow! that is fluffy. lol.

you look like you had a lot of fun!! we do not have a box day here.

Ms. Creek said...

i figured ou were bummed to miss the bears!

and look at all those friends of DIlly's!

BUt the GORGEOUS cat is best of all!

Asta said...

You know i was a bit confoosed about boxing day myself..I don't know if you saw my post about it, but i thought at fiwst it meant I had to box..then that I had to get boxed..vewy confoosing..anyway youw Mum looks so luvly snoozing with Fluffy..I'm sowwy you didn't get youw own tuwn in the massage chaiw...Gwama's looks like a vewy nice place..I'm going to go play with my new sissy now
smoochie kisses

Harry said...

Boxing day looked jolly god fun Bob. I'd bet that chair would be good for my arthritis.

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Phytheas said...

Wey-hey, that seat looks fun!! Where's Merge been hiding all this time?

Still no sign of adventures round here - what's a small bear to do?


Frog said...

Bears rule!

Anonymous said...

I have one of those massagers on my office/desk chair at home. It has different settings. The thumper setting makes me laugh.

Sandy Kessler said...

Fluffy looks just likemy cat Dolly who recently died I was happy and sad inside ibeati

Calamity Jane said...

I see one of those creepy penguins managed to get in on the act with the polar bears

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


ahhhh thank yu!

I AM lukky, altho, wen I ferst arskt fer a scarf, I got a sister insted...


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Boxin Day is also St Steeven's Day, as in 'good king wenslislars lookt owt on the feest ov steeeven'. Maybe yu shud start up a St Steeeven's Day tryfull tradishun or sumthing. Yu cud mayke it from all the left over cayke from Crismoss. WOW. Another grayte idea! I keep havin em....


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Fluffy is kwite like a big soft mamma bear wen she is asleep, as she gets into a reelly DEEP sleep, an I can sumtimes cuddol up to her tummy :@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


We did get on the chair vencherly, but we had to wayte till we got it home agen. We sneekt onto it at nite an all had terns wile Grayum mayde us all sum toaste an hunny.
Wen yu get on there an eet hunny at the sayme time it's a bit like havin a beer. HAHAHAHA!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


yep, I think it wud be. They bort it cos Mummy gets pains in her shoulder an Daddy gets them in his bak. They mayke very straynge noyzis wen they sit on it. SOwnds painful. But they say it issent, an do a straynge jellyfyed walk wen they stand up agen.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Get in that pant dror! Wa-heyy! HA!

Merge yewsly livs upstairs in the spare room. I sleep in the crook ov his arm wen we go visit Granny. Heez a very wise old bear an we hav grayte chattin.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


They sertenly do!

Thanks, Frog!

I love it wen Frog pops by. Or leeps by, I spoze...


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


the thumper settin?
Duzz a small grey wabbit come owt an tickol yu under the chin or sumthing?


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ahhhh...ibeati, sorry to hear abowt Dolly. Fluffy issent compleetly well an is kwite old fer a cat (neerly 15) but we try not to think abowt it yet cos it maykes us sad.......

nose hugs,

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Calamity Jane,

Ah yes! yu notist! They ar very sneeky like that!