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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Poo!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no, but weer playin today, so get yer bloo things on, peepol! Bloo jumpers, scarfs, gluvs ar good, eevn carry a bloo bag today. But ov corse, we all kno wat kind ov bloo is best- the bloo ov the bloo Pant. Wa-heyy!
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: hmmm. I'm still tryin to werk this owt. It all got a bit manic cos Sam startid playin it in the dark, then Grayum woke up an startid showtin "Fire! Don't panick!" an evrywun fell owt ov bed. Sevral Bears fell on other Bears' noses an I'm not shor yet wther this cownts. I'll get bak to yu. /10
  • Day Score: 7 ish/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Weer all off to Granny's howse today, in abowt harf an hour, akchewly. Sorry I havent arnserd yor comments from the larst few days yet. Mite hav to wayte till tomorro nite now, as I still hav to pack. Weev got lots to tayke wiv us cos it's Granny's berfday on Tchewsday an so weev all got presents for her. We kno ov 6 peepol hoo hav berfdays in Janry. I wish my berfday waz in Janry. There ar lots ov sales on so Mummy ends up buyin yu tons ov stuff!

Enyway, heer is that chart I promist yu. I thort if I posted it today then yu'll hav the weekend to study it. Ha!
It also comes wiv a note: "Types 6 and 7 would normally be accompanied by urgency."

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Yeah, rite. Or a bukket.

I'm kwite intreegd by the yewss ov the werd 'fluffy'. I hav never seen a fluffy poo. Do they tickol wen they come owt?

Bye fer now!

21 comments:

Cassidy said...

Me liies your poo chart Bob! Me does 4 poos every day. They normally be like number 4 on chart. Me had worming tablet tonight though so who know what next poo be like! Me no care, is mummy and daddy that has to pickt them up!

Nibbles
Cassidy x

Stanley said...

Hey, Bobber!

Thank you for sharing your Bristol Poo Chart with us. Where did your mama get that? It's actually quite bootiful, in a weirdly clinical way.

Usually my poos are a 3 or a 4 (depending on how many & what type of meaty bones I have been eating). Stella almost always has poos like number 4. My hooman girl could be all over the chart, but mostly has 3's and 4's.

You know, Bob, the medical community could certainly benefit from your poo chart. And, I'm thinking that your poo chart could possibly be called the World Poo Chart, since I can't imagine many other variations of poo, no matter what country you live in.

Have fun & granny's and give her a goober birthday smooch from me (make it wet & juicy).

Goober love,
Stanley

Pope Terry said...

Thats more info about poo than I ever wanted to know Bob. Fluffy looks like a very lovely kitty aswell.

i beati said...

Reading Sunday Morning Poo Charts who would have guessed?. Have fun at Grannys..someones Grandy Sandy

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Mee yike yo poo chawt Bob! Did u dee mee picktowz ov mee poop on me bwog? Me mawmaw iz maowun u an Dilly uh Wyoming pwezunt tumawwow. Me hohpz u yike it!

Asta said...

Bob
What a helpful and excellent chawt
I'm mostly #3 sometimes #4..unless I'm sick,,then it's just awful and yucky and you can't use a baggie,hehehe
hope you get youw kisses figoowed out
smoochies,Asta

Lynda (Granny K) said...

There is one missing off the poo chart - it is the 'notify the coastguard - warning to all shipping' one.!

A.Bananna said...

wow. I never knew there could be so many different types of poo. interesting.

Hope you had a great weekend!!

CHEWY said...

Hi Bob,

I made a snow bear and posted it on my blog today. Come see.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

HAHAHA! CASSIDY! Maybe yu will need a new entry all ov yor own on the chart, wun wiv littol skwirmy things in it! HAHA!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hi Stanley!

Father Crismoss brort it for me. I think he fownd it on the internet an printid it off for me.

Mummy sez that her pooes arnt reelly on the chart, coz they wud be a 1 1/2 most ov the time, possibly 3 at times. Sumtimes she gets splashbak, wich I spoze wud be the 2. HAHAHA.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Fluffy is kwite nice, fer a cat. Altho, I do prefer dogs, wich ar for boys. Cats ar fer gerls.

Enyway but I still don't understand wy the chart discribes a poo as fluffy. Ha!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i.beati,

Yes, saterday mornin poo charts mite be better, speshly for Daddy, as he always haz a poo on a Saterday mornin. Sumthing to do wiv relaxin arfter bein at werk in the week, I think.

Ha!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Meanie,

WOW! A pressie! Shall I get the Crismoss decorayshuns out all over agen? I think I shud! I think I shud! Wa-heyy!

Yeah, I sor the poo skulpture on yor blog. it waz ace!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

Sumtimes Fluffy the cat gets poo stuk on the long fer rownd her tail. Do yu hav that trubbol ever? I don't. I yews a good leef. Laurel is good. This time ov yeer my top choyse wud probly be japonica. Lukily there is wun growin just owtside the bak door. HAHAHA!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

If that wun's enything like daddy's Saterday mornin wun, yu wuddent need to mayke the fone call!

Yu wud need to worry abowt the ozone layer, probly, but not maykin the fone call....

Hehhee!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,

Aha! Yu see, it issent an obsesshun, it's a sience!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy!
Oh wow!
I'll be rite over!
:@D

CHEWY said...

Bob,
The answer is YES!

btw the poo chart is dis-gus-stink. (giggle)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy! Wa-heyyy!

Thanks!

:@}

Asta said...

Oh Bob
Thank dogness I don't get poo stuck on my fuww ..i find if the consistency is just wight. it scoots way out without touching,hehehe..but if you'we sick , then that's anothew messy mattew
smoochie kisses
Asta