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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

A speshol pressie


Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: yes. We playd Northampton (full nayme: Northampton Cobblers!) an we lost 1-0. Boooo!!!!!!!!
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Overall Score:I dident ware overalls, unless yu cownt my apron, wich I wor wen I helpt to mayke the banarnana cayke. /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Mummy haz a frend calld Jo, hoo she met at Junior skool, a long long long time ago wen hardly enywun had a culler telly an the Queen still lookt pritty on stamps.

Well, Jo haz a littol gerl now, calld Hazel. They both cayme to vizit on Sunday. We haddent all seen eech other for aiges so we all exchaynged Crissmoss pressies an ate cayke, an it waz like Crismoss all over agen!

I gayve Hazel sum soks wiv Bears on them, an she put them on an ran abowt in them so I cuddent tayke a pikcher. But heer iz wat she gayve me, a Lisa Simpson keyring!-

We ate banarnana cayke, wich waz fantastik, mostly cos I helpt mayke it. I got the resippy from heer. It's eesy peesy to mayke, so nex time yer banarnanas get over-ripe, hav a go an mayke wun!

Arfter dinner an pressies we watcht a programme abowt skwirrols an I sed "I kno! Wy don't we go an feed sum skwirrols!" so we all went to the park an fownd sum to feed. We fed them hazelnuts an Hazel thort it waz funny coz that's like her nayme an I sed she waz a Hazel-nut but she still let me keep my pressie.

Hazel, feeding hazelnuts to the skwirrols in Colchester Carsol Park

This wun dident eet his; heer he is, berryin it!

-Wen he cayme bak for mor, he had mud on his nose an pors!

Then we went home an wotcht The Simpsons. It waz an ace day!

Bye fer now!

ps.

Dilly sed to tell yu that she haz fotoes ov the skwirrols too. (sigh)

34 comments:

Ms. Creek said...

Sounds like a super fantastic day! Hazel is darling and good to have friends over for the whole day. What a wonderful idea to go feed the squirrels!

I have 2 questions:
1) What kind of plant is that back in the corner of the house
2) What is your Tesco score???

Dilly said...

Mweah?
Hazel be Dilly fwend too!
Bwing speshol pressie for Dilly!
(Be pink!)
MWEAH!

¬"

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Ms Creek!

1) it issent a plarnt! It's a bundol ov dried twigs from a hazel tree- wow! Mor stuff abowt Hazels! Issent that weeird? An in the frunt Mummy has stuk sum dried lavender that she cut from the garden an hung up to dry. It yewst to smell like lavender but now it's just sheddin on the carpet, reelly...
2) My Tesco scor is just 'yes' or 'no' -to whether or not I went to Tesco, wich I like to go to cos they hav shoppin trolleys an I like to ride in the trolley an go "wa-heyyy" up the aisle whare they sell pants.

Cos it's wun ov the things that affekts my day scor I record whether I went or not!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

OK, Dilly, I addid a link to YOR fotoes.

Uffff.

Dilly said...

Awww thank Bob!

david mcmahon said...

Sounds like all of you had a great day, including Lisa Simpson, Hazel and the squirrels.

Tell Mum I'm a big fan of dried lavender too!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

David,

Hullo! Thanks for nippin by!

I'll tell her, but personaly it gets up my nose. Litrolly!

:@}

San said...

Wow! Presents, friends, banana cake, squirrels, and the Simpsons. That is an ace day!

Hazel looks like a really sweet girl. Cute too.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

San,

yeah, sheez ok.

Grayte!

(Fer a gerl)


(bit pink)

:@D

Koobuss said...

Hi Bob,

That sounds like a wonderful day with all the Hazels, nuts and all. It's a good thing that I wasn't there to see the squirrels. I would have chased them. They do everything they can to annoy me.

You are right about football--baseball and basketball, too. There is no such thing as too much of them. Hehe...

Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Asta said...

Bob
I'm blushing fwom youw comment that you thought I looked like a moviestaw doggie, blush, blush
Hazel is a weel booty!!!and looks like sweetie pie! I hope you all enjoyed you banananew cake..I'm going to ask Mommi to make me some. I love youw keychain..do you have a lot of keys Bob??do you lock you wpant dwawew??Ow do you have a caw??
Thewe is so much I don't know about you
smoochie kisses
Asta

Harry said...

Can you come here and feed squirrels so they get all fat and slow and then I can catch them!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Phytheas said...

Wow, extra presents after Christmas. I have to say I'm very concerned for you. I've just peeked at Dilly's present - I've still got pink spots all over my eyes! eeeeewwwwwww. And it's fluffy too. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. . . I'm feeling quite sick with the thought of it. I must go and lie down.

Phy

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wahayy Bob! What a great day you all had by the sounds of things. Glad it didn't rain on you.
Hugs, GrannyK

Stanley said...

Hey, Bobber!

Your friend Hazel is a NUT! Sounds like she knows what you like and is a kooky kind of hooman pup. (I really like the kooky ones).

I am coveting your Lisa Simpsons keychain, though I don't have any keys, so I'd probably just wear it on my collar. I'm with Asta, though. There is so much that I don't know about you. Do you drive? DO you lock your pants drawer? So many questions...

Those squirrels almost look cute close up. I'm dead set against squirrels, personally, but I understand that you're a friend to all living creatures. That's very big of you, Bob.

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

CHEWY said...

Squirrels bury their nuts one at a time. If they buried them all in one hole a deer or other animal would come along, sniff them out and eat them all. Lord knows how the squirrels remember where they buried each one. They must be real smart. And they use their tails as a blanket.

Julie said...

That's a luvly foto of yew and Hazel toogetha and wot a kool keyring!

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Wow! U an Dilly getz yotz ov pwezuntz! Did u weeceev min yet?

Ms. Creek said...

what is Tesco? a town? a store?

A.Bananna said...

sounds like you had a wonderful day bob! :)

CHEWY said...

Ms Creek,
Tesco is a store. I think it has groceries and stuff.

Sandy Kessler said...

Hazel is a great friend. Thanks for the cake recipe now I see why you like it so - (hic )rum..

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Koobuss,

Skwirrols annoy yu? Do they get in yor hair? Wun time Mummy waz sittin on a bench feedin them, an as she lent forwerd to feed wun, another wun ran up her bak an sat on her hed! I can see how that wud be pritty annoyin!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

No, I don't hav eny keys. I mite put the keyring on my ruksak, the wun that Chalky mayde me. Or I mite get a lok for the pant dror... that's an eggslent idea! Thanks, Asta!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Harry,

HEHEHEHEHEEE!

Sum ov the wuns neer Colchester Carsol ar very fat. They hav wun very fat wun, heez calld Charlie. But we dident see him on SUnday.

They don't let the doggys chayse the skwirrols in the park. Doggys arnt allowd in that part ov the park, sept on a leed. They can go in the 'lower' park, wich sownds a tad insultin, if yu arks me! But yu hardly ever get skwirrols there cos the trees ar in the top bit, where we wer.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phytheas,

Yor not rong! She is accewmerlaytin an awful lot ov awful pink. Earrchhhhhh...

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

Wa-heyyy!!!!!!

No, it did get a bit cold but I put my gluvs on. Akchewally I had to, cos they wantid Hazel to put hers on an she sed she wuddent "unless Bob puts his on". So I had to.

Uff.

:@]

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

How can yu be ded set agenst skwirrols? Tho I admit the naytiv British wuns, the red wuns, like we sor on holiday larst summer, they ar nicer than the grays. They ar smaller an cewter an softer! But the greys ar fun too. Mummy always givs them 2 nuts at a time- wun to eet an wun to berry. The other day she waz runnin outta nuts so startid givin them jus wun eech, an they took it, then lookt for the other wun. Wen it wassent on her hand they lookt up at her face an glared. They ar so cheeky! I gess that's wy I like them!

No, I don't hav a car. Unless yu cownt my toy push-push car. I'd like to drive Daddy's but I carnt reech the peddols. He lets me steer sumtimes. Mostly I jus sit on the dashbord an navygate tho.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Larst yeer I sor the skwirrols berryin nuts an along behind them cayme a big crow. He waz watchin them to see where they berreed them, then sneekin up behind them an diggin them up agen. Ha!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie,

It's an ace keyring as it looks like Lisa is runnin towards me. HAHAHA!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Meanie!

YES! It cayme jus today (Therzday)! an wen I've dun theez arnsers I'm goin to blog abowt it! Thank yu so much! It's a fantastic pressie!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Chewy is rite!

Tesco is a store. The wun neer us is a big stor an it sells lots ov groceries but it also sells clothes incloodin PANTS! An that's my fayvrit bit. It sells camras an TVs an stuff, too.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,

yeah, it waz grayte!

Arnty Jo sed that wen they got home, Hazel got owt ov the car an sed, "Wow, that waz the best day ever!"

Heheheheheh!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandy,

Hey!

We dident hav eny rum to put in it! HAHAH! Wat's it like wiv the rum? Weel hav to get sum! HAHAHA!

:@D