WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Bears ar very helpful indeed.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7.43296/10

The other day, Mummy did lots ov washin, incloodin lots ov pants. We Bears, bein helpful, took them upstaires for a good frolickin befor they went into the cubberd.

Wantin to mayke shor we did our job thorerly, we wer still up ther frolickin pants wen Daddy cayme home. He told us to put them away. Well! Yu carnt hurry a good frolick! An yu shuddent interrupt a Bear mid-frolick. As I sed to Daddy, we may be cewt, but don't ferget, we can do ferroshus.

Enyway. We reecht a compromize. (A compromize is wat yu do wen Daddy won't admit he got it rong.) Daddy sed we shud leev the pants an come downstaires but we protestid. So he sed,

"OK. Yu can bring down sum pants wiv yu, but just two pairs between yu."

So that's wat we did:
As yu can see from this foto ov us: ther ar ownly two pairs ov pants between eech ov us.


Enyway, weer off to Granny's this weekend. Me an Daddy ar goin to watch Gillingham play too, so on wiv yer lukky bloo pants, evrywun, an weel see yer on Munday!

Hav a good weekend!

Bye fer now!


Lynda (Granny K) said...

Have a great weekend - at least you'll have plenty of clean pants to take wiv u.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I've alreddy got lots ov them pakt! They don't kno yet... hehehehe!

Thanks! Hav a good wun too!


John-Michael said...

With your documentation and exhibits, I am certain that your "two pants between ya" will be upheld in the highest courts.

BumbleVee said...

Oh, good one Bob... poor Dad... you put one over on him didn't you?... hahahha.....

Anonymous said...

Have you ever thought that more Yeovil supporters may be wearing green and white pants than Gill's supporters wearing blue pants?

Alex L said...

Have fun bob.

Chalkhills Collective said...

This makes me laugh so much everytime I look at the picture!!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Absolootly! Hehehee.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yup! HAHAHAHA! He dident hav an arnser to that. Well he did, but as I poyntid owt to him, he waz rong.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Nah. As it was nil -nil, it must hav bin the sayme number ov lukky pants eech side!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alex L,

THanks, Alex. It ternd owt to be kwite stressful tho, as I wil testify to in a mo...


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Pant partys ar the best fun ever! Wa-heyy!


San said...

Clever solution, Bob!

But who's going to wear these pants after this?