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Friday, April 25, 2008

Sunflower Race: week 1

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, emergensy rashuns: we had to find food that Mummy wud (1) eet; an (2) not be sayin hullo agen to arfter fifteen minits.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 - got all the other Bears. They thort the gayme waz still serspendid. HAHAHA./10
  • Day Score: 6.37912/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Heer ar this week's sunflower fotoes. As yu can see, mine ar generussly givin Dilly a hed-start.

Hmmm.... well mine ar oviossly still soakin up the Beary goodness that I addid to their compost larst week!!! Wa-heyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*****

Tomorro

Pleez wear sumthing bloo tomorro for Gillingham cos we ar playin Swindon (full nayme: Swine-town or-Pigsville Scum-town)an if we looz we will be in trubbol. Oh, an they will teez us horribly, too. Enything bloo will help, but ov corse, as yu all kno by now, bloo underpants ar the most powerful serpport (in mor ways than wun wa-heyy!)

Bye fer now!

48 comments:

Phytheas said...

Hello Bob. Don't panic yet, yours are just soaking up all your special goodness. I got some seeds last week but haven't planted them yet - is it too late?

Sounds like your blue boys aren't doing too well. Will you still support 'em if it all goes horribly wrong? Of course you will you're a bear and you do loyalty!!

Phy

BumbleVee said...

how 'bout I wear my bloo undies two days in a row....that'll make 'em really powerful! hahahhahahha

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phytheas,

Kwite rite! I do loyal, I do. Or WE do, I shud say, as bein as yu ar a Bear yu do it too ov corse. Ahem. I blame Daddy. It's all his falt that I serpport a team that keep fergettin wat the ball looks like.

Not too layte for the seeds, Phyth! GEt plarntin! (an get pooin!)

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumblevee,

Absoloootly! Yu've got the idea! Wa-heyy!

(Don't ferget to tern them inside owt the second day tho or they mite be a bit itchy)

:@D

Molly and Taffy said...

All paws crossed here for the Gills.

Bob you definitely put your special fertiliser near the bottom of the pot, we are sure your seeds will zoom up at a zillion miles an hour very shortly. Hope you have high ceilings in your house.

Molly and Taffy

Calamity Jane said...

Wow Bob - you and Dilly are definitely gonna beat mine - I haven't even sown them yet!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Molly an Taffy

Thank cew for the crossd paws. Hope yu don't trip over!

Yeah, I think my seeds ar jus revvin up! Yu wayte till next week!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Calamity Jane,

It's not too layte!!!

Get those seeds in. Do yu hav a small Bear neerby to lend a paw (and a poo?)

Hehheee

:@D

Dilly said...

Bob be skustin!
Bumblevee,
not ware sayme pants two days row!

¬"

Asta said...

Bob
Youw plants awe vewy polite in letting Dilliys get a head stawt..I'm suwe the special fewtalizew will do its twick and you'll catch up in no time..I have to go find my blue pantses and put them on fow tomowwow..cwoss paws!
smoochie kisses
Asta

JB's Big World said...

Hi BT Bear,
Thanks for visiting me when my mom was gone. You are a funny bear and you have a nice blog!
--JB

Alf said...

Hey Bob, your'e lucky my seeds haven't come up yet and I planted them last week.

Blue underpants all round in our house for you this weekend. Included mum!!

Alf n Mindy

Harry said...

I think your plants are going to be stronger and less weedy than Dilly's leggy specimins!

Now Bob, you know we live in Swindon, but we don't support them. Pa is a Spur's fan (but he's taking the tablets so hopefully he'll get over it!)

Toodle pip
Harry x

Velvet Ginger (Rubye Jean) said...

Nice sunflower seedlings there!!!
Your new name should be POO Bear!

Velvet Ginger (Rubye Jean) said...

Oh!!! I WILL wear blue tomarrow for you & your team!

CherryPie said...

I didn't know they started growing quite that quick!

Blog Princess G said...

Bob, you are my favourite online teddy! (Had to qualify and say "online" as my bears are watching over my shoulder).

My blue knickers are on and I'm cheering for your team and your seedlings.

BEAR HUGS!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wahayy Bob! We are back an only one of Parper bear's sunflowers germinated, so we bought some more today. Hope we are not all behind.
(I wore blue jogging pants today).

Alex L said...

Its only gentlemanly to let ladies go first Bob isnt it, thats why your letting Dilly win for now.

sandyshares said...

bl;oo it is go Bob Go !! Sunflower Race is on !!!!!!

Stanley said...

Bob!

You are such a generous bear and a great big brother to let Dilly get off to a head start in the sunflower contest!

Since I know that you not only do loyalty but that you do fertilizing, well, I'm sure you'll eventually give Dilly's flowers a run for the money!

I don't have any blue pants, but my girl wore some on Saturday, and didn't even realize she was contributing to your team!

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Ms. Creek said...

okay, something blue tomorrow!

my sunflowers are about 8" now! the little dish they are in isn't big enough for them but it's too soon to plant them outside, what am i to do?

Ms. Creek said...

and i hope your mum is feeling better and you were able to find something for her at tesco that she didn't say hello to 15 minutes later!

Stardust said...

Bob!

De sprauts ar kuick, dontcha think?
I gotta do my Basil farst!

We'll see iv Dilly's reelly goin to win. Buck up babe!

A.Bananna said...

GO BOB GO!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Droppin by wiv nosehugs. Hope evryone is better now. (Not sickyupandjobby any more).
I watched your video and loved it.
We are all behind with our sunflowers tho. Bought some more seeds and they are soaking in some water. Better get em in the soil.

Ms. Creek said...

you will love the end of my new blog post, bob! i did it for you!

Teddy T. and Spaulding said...

Hey, Bob, your sunflowers are much further along then ours are. We are having a cold/wet spell, so haven't even soweded any yet! We do have permission from our wives to properly fertilze them, as long as we don't tell the world how to do that.

We haven't! We just left a link to your video that teaches how. We don't think the entire world reads our blog, so we are keeping our word!

As usual, Mommy has us behind on our blog. We did finally postest about Teddy's kid's burffday party y'all came to before your holiday. Thought you might want to remember about all the fun we had together. Did your Peoples ever figured out you all went to Abearica for a party, and they never even saw you were gone?

Hope you enjoy the memories, even after your great holiday!

Your Abearican Buddies,
Ted and Spauld

Asta said...

Bob
Hope you found some food fow Mummy that would stay inside hew..how awe the sunflowews??
I almost stopped blogging, I got so depwessed, but now i'm OK
smoochie kisses
ASta

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

ASTA,

Oh deer! Mummy has had the sayme trubbol! She wassent eevn abol to help me log on laytely! I am glad yu ar still wiv us tho! It's frends like yu that help Mummy keep comin bak!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

ASTA- oh, an thank yu for warin bloo!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

JB

wy hullo thare! I like pus-cats so I'm glad yu dropt by! I like yor blog too. My mummy is bonkers abowt cats!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alf an Mindy,

Thank yu for the bloo undies!!! Wa-heyyy!!!!!

HEHEHEHEH!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Harry,

I hope yor Pa pulls throo soon an gets over that! hehehe!!!

Good poynt abowt Dilly's plarnts goin to be weedy! HAHAH!!!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Velvet Ginger

POO Bear! HEHEHEH!

Thanks for warin bloo!!!!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,

Yeah, it waz kwite a serprize for us too!!! Jus yu wayte till my poo kiks in!!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

blog princess g

Ohhhh I hav a sister hoo is goin to luv yor blog nayme! Hehehe! I'm comin over the investigayte..... eny piks ov yor Bears over there?

Heheheh :@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

so menny ov ours ar growin, weer not kwite shor wat to do wiv them all!!!

Thanks for the bloo joggin pants!!! wa-hey!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alex L

Absolootly.
I knew a gent like yerself wud understand perfikly!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandyshares

Wa-heyyy!!!!

Thanks for yor serpport!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

Pleez thank yor gerl for me. Maybe yu cud get a bloo bowl to eet out ov on Saterdays for the next seeson!

Mine hav cort up wiv Dilly's an I'm shor they will be in the leed by Friday now. Wa-hey!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Mummy is eetin but still not eetin as much as yewsual. Leest it's stayin down tho! She haz had a bad hedayke calld a my-grayne wich has hert her eyes too an mayde her feel icky.

Enyway, thanks for the bloo!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust,

fear not, mine ar catchin up!!!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna

WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

yu hav to soak them ferst? Ooops....

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Oh my, that foto on yor blog is grayte! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ted an Spauld,

Nope, I think I got away wiv that! Hehehehe! I'll be over to see the fotoes soon.That waz sum party! HAHAHAH!

It's still wet an cold sum days heer, so that's wy we put our seeds in pots indors. Mine ar gettin reelly big!

Thanks for the link on yor site! I am always happy to instrukt in things! HEHEHEHEH!!!!!

:@D

Blog Princess G said...

I certainly do have teddy posts.... and look for many more soon!

http://foodfilmfiction.blogspot.com/2007/11/apologies-and-hopes-i-dont-wake-up.html

http://foodfilmfiction.blogspot.com/2007/11/two-things-that-start-with-t-teddies.html