Wen Bears Ar Very Worreed or In a Deep Ponder
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes- they ar re-runnin the old wuns agen. But this is ok cos the old credits ar betta- yu see Lisa ride her bike over a bump an for 0.26136 ov a second yu can see her pants. Wa-heyy!
- Tesco: no. Mummy an Dilly went to Sainsburys but we Bears stayd at home. We hav standerds.
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
- Day Score: 6.93846/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
WOW I havent bloggd since Friday! That's a long time. Sorry bowt that. I've had a lot on my furry mind. Mostly Gillingham. Thank yu for all yor bloo-pant warin, an speshol thanks to Bumblevee, hoo offerd to ware hers for 2 days in a roe (wa-hey!) for extra bloo-pantissity. But unforchewnitly Gillingham let us down agen an dident win. Poo!
This meens that we ar reelly in daynger now ov bein relegaytid. We hav jus this Saterday to go. An it depends on wat uther teems win an looz an well, tern up, baysikly. Ohh......
I'm sorry to hav exposed yu to such worry an feel I ort to help. So heer yu ar. I shall share sumthing that I find helps wen I hav alot on my mind. It's calld the One Fut Behind An Eer Posishun.
It is very good for deep thinkin, worryin, an sortin owt confewsion.
Heer is a bigger Bear doin it.
As yu see, it issent jus sumthing we small Bears do. Big Bears in the wild do it too. In fact, they hav an even grayter need to, as their heds are bigger, and can therefore contayne bigger and hevier worries.
I've bloggd abowt this befor, but a long time ago! This foto is ov a Spirit Bear doing a ponder. He is probably ponderin about wat to do wiv that big stick. Will he hav a damn good scratch wiv it befor a game of Synchronized Sitting? Or should he sayve it to throw for any passing dogs that might want to play? Yu see, to yu it is just a stick, an yu might not even hav noticed it in the foto, but to a Bear, it is sumthing to ponder.
Enyway. There is lots to do deep thinkin abowt rownd heer. An this is wy I've been so bizzy.
Bye fer now!
37 comments:
You have a flexible leg and spirit, Bob. You are Yogi material. And I don't mean Yogi Bear, the stealer of picnic baskets. I mean Bob the sage and dispenser of wisdom.
Peace, my friend.
San,
Mummy yewst to do Yoga an me an the uther Bears yewst to joyne in so that's how we got flexibol! Hehehe! I recommend it as a good ponder pozishun!
:@}
It might be a good ponder position, but it doesn't look very comfortable!
Mima,
S'ok. Kinda. Yu get yewst to it! An it helps yu sonsentrayte!
Nose hugs!
:@D
I'm keeping all my fingers, toes and eyes crossed that Gillingham win their next match BT (tell me when it's safe to uncross them again). x
I suppose now isn't the time to say 'it's only a game'? *Runs away from the hard stare I'm sure I'm getting*!!
Chalky
the only time I've seen a bear do that 'round here is if I am "doctoring" on 'em. (dolls too)..which can look really rude... Sometimes they end up with both feet up over their heads and arms turned back to front...it's just what happens when I am trying to get stitches in ...uhm... certain "areas". if you know what I mean? It's always a good thing to get them straightened out once again and have them look cute instead
sorry the panties didn't work...was worth a try...
Gee - you are agile Bob!
Bob!
You remind me of the wise and powerful yogis who live in caves and eat nothing but dirt. (ARE you one of those, only living in a house and eating biscuits and such?)
Ponder away my friend then share your words of wisdom with us. We're waiting for you...
Goober love & pondering smooches,
Stanley
Bob
Thank you so much fow that suggestion,I will cewtainly twy it, cause lately it's been pwetty bad awound hewe..Mommi still hasn't figoowed out to make hew mind wowk , and not have abucket of watew thwown at hew evewy houw night and day fwom some (undoubtedly evil) bad spiwit.
btw, Bob, Did you get the cawd my auntie Kawen sent you in an email? I hope so, she thought it would cheew you, but she didn't heaw
smoochie kisses
Asta
pee ess.give youw Mum a special healing smoochie kiss fwom me and a big hug fwom Mommi
Shrinky,
I will be shor to let yu kno. Gosh yu must be walkin arownd like a spider wiv all those things crosst!
:@}
Chalky,
That is exaktly wat Mummy keeps sayin. Onnistly! I just don't think gerls get it!
:@~
Bumblevee,
Yor descripshuns ar maykin my eyes warter!!!!!! I hope yu administer the appropriayte anesthetik ferst (beer)!!
Blue,
I think it comes from all the kararty traynin wen I waz at spy collidge.
Stanley
I cuddent possibly tell yu! HAHAHAHAHAA... eet nuthin but dert an liv in a cave.... sownds mor like a dragon to me..hehehehehehe
Asta,
Mummy hassent chekt her email since arst Friday so I will hav to tell her to chek to see if I hav reseevd a speshol card there. Thanks for it enyway tho! I carnt wayte to see it.
I shall parss on the hed hugs too. Daddy has been in need ov them too laytely. Onnistly it's been like wun big dark clowd in heer...
:@}
Deer Bob, our mum sez come on ovuh an sea wot we do orl day. ORL DAY.
Yor fwends,
the boyz xxx
Blog Princess g,
Okidokie I'm on my way!
Hehe!
Ponder Posture, hmmm.
What do you mean you have standards and don't go to Sainsbury. Tell me about that place!
Tell yu abowt wat playse? Sainsburys?
Sainsbury's is a supermarket that sumwun calld Jamie Oliver advertises. It's all orange inside.
Anyway Daddy has a loyalty card for TEsco. So do I. I do loyal, I do. So I go to TEsco. Anyway Tesco has longer aisles so I get longer rides in the trolley. I think you call them carts. Mummy likes to ride them too, an yu need a long aisle to get up some speed.
I had not read that older post.
I think bears look extremely adorable when thinking and pondering.
Hopefully you dont have to do much worrying this weekend :)
I'll wear my blue hoodie just for ya!
Hey Bob! Thanks for stopping by my place. I put my foot behind my ear, but it is called the "Scratch Behind the Ear" position. OOOOMMMM You saw my ponder position!
No Cool Story,
Wa-heyy!
Matchin bloo hoodys! I like that! Thanks!
:@D
Synchronised sitting? Count me in. I'm in serious training now!!
chasingsquirrelswithrusty
Ah yes, there's nuthin like a good scratch behind the ear is there? That can help yu consentrayte too.
:@D
David,
Hullo there! It's a wile since I've blogd abowt Synchronised Sittin issent it? Hmm... I shall hav to do a speshol post on it, an maybe get other blogger Bears to send in their entrys.
:@D
Well we all need some time to think Bob, I hope everythings alright.
contemplative relaxing bear - good for you we need it these days don't we??Sunflowers??
You are actually doing Yoga Bob! Very good! I hope the best for your team, I am keeping an eye on my team the Phoneix Suns (basketball), that's what we "Not a Bears" do across the pond.
Bob,
I have a question... do you always ponder with your right foot or do you switch to your left foot sometimes?
so, what about us not-a-bears who can't get into that position?
What do you recommend?
Alot on her mind in Lebec....
ALEX L
I'm all rite. I'm gettin bored wiv this wether tho. I'm lookin forwerd to doin sum ponderin owt in the sun!
Sandy
We defnitly do. The sunflowers ar bit too green for seerios pondership yet. :@D
Chewy,
Good poynt! no, I can chaynge futs.
Velvet Ginger
Good luk wiv the Feenix Suns!
Dilly likes feenixes. She sez they ar wagon-berds.
Rachelle,
I recommend a good scratch an then a sit down wiv a cup ov tea. I beleev huggin a llamary type can also help.
:@D
Hullo Bob,
Dat's reelly sumthing! I tryed but I couldn't do it! My husband who calls himself a bear, also gave up. This pruves dat he's a fayke.
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